I miss Queen AdyBa !

After 10 days or so with (almost) no porn, I decided to try a week WITH porn again and see how I liked it.

In short - I liked it! I'm probably going to keep liking it, but I'm spending A LOT less time on it.

And I'm finding it more boring and repetitive than I did before. All of it is boring and repetitive. Femdom porn, although the good stuff gets me hornier than any other kind of porn, is no exception. Most videos are crafted to very specific fetishes: foot, ass, cuckold, cbt, etc. There is some "crossover". Chastity features in some videos of all the above fetishes, and sometimes foot fetish is combined with cbt, or facesitting, and so forth. But for the most part, Each type of video is made, according to what have become accepted formulas, for the narrow audience of a particular fetish.

My favorite fetish - beautiful girls farting, preferably directly into slaves' faces - doesn't seem to be very popular. I'm assuming there aren't more femdom fart videos because 1) the market is fairly small, 2) farting is a turn-off for many other fetishists; and 3) good fart videos are hard to make. I don't know how true any of that actually is. It's just the impression I get from what I've seen/read in the online world.

A lot of the fart content available for sale is, I'm sorry to say, pretty lame. Fart Fantasy and Fart Domination are probably the lamest. Don't get me wrong - I'm glad they exist, some of the videos are good, and I hope they stick around and get better. I think the videos are loosely scripted, and mostly, it's clear that the models don't understand the fetish. They keep saying the same lame things over and over again, and it's rare to see a model having fun with it.

But maybe it's just my personal taste? If the world of femdom video existed only for me, dommes would fart whenever they needed to, loudly and proudly, and laugh their asses off about it, how empowering it is to fart in a bitch's face, how wonderfully humbling for the "receiver". CBT videos would have dommes fart right in the faces of doubled-over pain sluts, cuckolding hotwives would fart in their husbands' faces in front of bulls (and they'd share a laugh about it) - and of course, facesitting and assworship videos would have a lot of dominant facefarting in them!

Fart femdom is as much about attitude as about anything else. It's about the power of the domme, and the powerlessness of the slave, powerless to resist the desire to submit to, please, and be dominated and utterly humiliated by the domme. Not only will the slave allow the domme to fart in his/her face - in fact the slave is powerless to stop it - but also the slave will actually LIKE being farted on! What's more disrespectful and empowering than busting ass right in a bitch's face?! Especially if it's done in a very controlling way (smell my ass, bitch - I'm going to FART now), or also if it's done without warning, with no concern for the slave's preferences.

Torie (who keeps her cuck in chastity, and often keeps him in a closet), is perhaps the best at femdom farting today. In at least two videos of hers, her chastity cuck slave is worshipfully licking/sucking her asshole clean as she verbally emasculates him, when, out of the blue, she rips a big, real fart right on his tongue! Both times, he momentarily recoils, and both times, she laughs at him and "makes him" resume licking her ass.

I also enjoy the old Anaconda videos with Olivia Saint and her frequent brunette companion (whose name I don't know). Any time one of them needed to fart, they made sure their slave's face was up (or under) her butt. And they almost always laughed, and taunted the slave about it!

My very favorite of all-time, though, is Queen AdyBa. She truly enjoys dominating with her ass and her farts and I'm sure every submissive fart fetishist who ever saw one of her videos would have paid a high price to trade places with her lucky, lucky slave! I love the way she would "dance" while sitting on her slave's face, and bounce up and down on his face with no regard for his well-being, and fart on him with no warning whenever she needed to fart. She laughed and taunted - she clearly enjoyed herself A LOT!

She only made videos for a short time, and I'm not sure why she stopped. I think probably she started a family? I actually "knew" her before the videos, from a couple of fart forums (back in the day, as they say). Before I ever had any idea what she looked like, I was in a submissive spell under her. She demanded proper respect, and made her tastes and opinions clear. The tastes and opinions of those who would serve her didn't matter to her at all. Seeing her in pics and videos only confirmed my desire to serve her, which I did by buying, reviewing and promoting her videos. I wish I could have done more! I feel it's selfish of me to wish she had done more, but I do wish that.

My wife farted in my face this morning. I was half-asleep when I heard her release a small fart. She was facing away from me. She reached back and pulled down on my ear, and then moved her ass higher in the bed. I obediently put my face right up into her cotton-pajama-clad ass. I got rock-hard immediately smelling her ass, and the faint remnant of her recent fart. She put the cover over me; I slid my cock and balls between her feet. She squeezed my cock and balls, and rubbed up and down. I started fucking her feet. Then she ripped a GIANT fart that smelled like sulfur! I felt the heat and the vibration. It was loud! It must have lasted 5 seconds or more, and the smell was overpowering. "Trapped" under the covers, in darkness with my face up her butt, her fart was my whole world. I loved it! She pulled down her pajama bottoms. As soon as I started kissing her bare ass, she farted again, this time a short, loud stinky burst that also smelled like sulfur! I put my tongue up her ass and started sucking, half expecting her to fart in my mouth. Her ass shook, jiggling on my face as she laughed, and that sent me over the edge. I came all over her foot. She extended the foot and told me to lick it up. I did!

Otherwise, sex this week has been all blowjobs, three of them, two in 69 with her on top. The other time, I was fingering her ass and pussy at the same time; I came when she started fucking my fingers with a purpose, especially the finger in her ass. Her gorgeous ass was right beside my face, and it was easy to remember how it felt to have my cock up in there.

I haven't made her cum this week, and I really want to do that! I also haven't had my cock inside her pussy. There just hasn't been much time, only a few minutes in the morning some days. I hope I can lick her, and then fuck her, in the morning. Sweet dreams!