The Perfect Dick?

No - I'm not talking about some celebrity, I'm talking about the Vixskin Johnny from Vixen Creations.

First of all, please note that I haven't been paid by Vixen Creations to write a review. They don't even know that I exist. I say this up front because my opinion is so positive that you might otherwise think I'm on their payroll. (Nobody's ever offered to pay me to review anything; if they ever do, I'll tell you).

Second, don't confuse this with the original Johnny, which apparently is hard as a rock, or at least as hard as a Leo. The original is made of what Vixen calls "pure silicone", or what I now call "plain old silicone". It's a great material if you want something really hard, easy to care for and durable in a high-quality plastic sort of way. But the new Johnny is made from Vixskin, a magical material which is hard and soft at the same time, in the same wonderful way that a real penis is. It's also as easy to care for and as durable as plain old silicone (as far as I can tell so far).

Even more realistic than Vixskin is Cyberskin - but - Cyberskin is highly porous and fairly easily damaged. You have to use a condom if you want to do penetration, afterward you have to clean it carefully and powder it with "Cyberskin Renew" (or cornstarch) and if you like to get wild, you'll have to replace your Cyberskin toys in a few weeks or months.

Before I met Johnny, my favorite dildo was the Cyberskin Dream Dick. Mainly I love to suck it, although I have fucked myself with it a couple of times. Through trial and error, I realized it's the perfect size for me (6.5 inches insertable length, just under 2 inches in diameter). I can deep throat it like a champ and even after doing that for several months now, it still makes me gag sometimes and always makes my eyes water. When I ease it into my ass, it makes me feel small and submissive. I love the size and the realism (especially the head, the somewhat veiny shaft and big, lifelike balls).

Unfortunately, my beloved Dream Dick recently started to come apart and I began searching for a replacement. The "trial and error" I mentioned above involved my buying several dildos over the past couple of years, as my wife and I have really started exploring our freaky sides.

Here's my artificial penis odyssey: First I bought a Cyber Cock (6 inches insertable, 1.5 inch diameter), which was very much like the one and only actual penis I've ever sucked and been fucked by. Incredibly realistic! Next I tried the slightly thicker European Cock (a disappointment), then the Dream Dick.

I wondered if bigger was simply better, so next I tried the Perfect Pecker and then the Tommy Gunn. Both were good, but neither was as good as the Dream Dick. Both were less realistic. The Perfect Pecker was a nice thickness (2.25") but a little shorter than the Dream Dick (6 inches). The Tommy Gunn was just too big (6.75" X 2.125"). I finally managed to force it all the way into my throat - only to give myself a case of laryngitis! I actually had to call in sick for 2 days because I couldn't talk! Wow, I felt like a huge bitch (a feeling which I'm sure you've noticed I love).

Next, I decided to try something a little thicker than the Dream Dick but thinner than the Tommy Gunn (btw, the pornstar's dick, while big, doesn't seem nearly as big as his namesake dildo!). At this point in my search, I discovered Vixskin. Because of the specific thickness and positive reviews, I bought their biggest dildo, The Outlaw (8.75" X 2"). I still haven't managed to suck this bad boy all the way down to the balls, or take it all the way up my ass - but it's fun to try!

I like the realism of The Outlaw (not as realistic as Cyberskin, but it's pretty realistic feeling and nicely detailed). I like the size (even if it is really too big - that's fun sometimes). I really like the easy care. No condoms required! I don't like the pathetic excuse for balls or the perfect straightness of the shaft. Cyberskin is somewhat shape-able; I found I could bend any of my Cyberskin cocks the way I like, into the up-tilting curve of my one real lover's cock, and it would stay curved for quite a while. Not so with Vixskin. Even if you keep it bent for a couple of days, it immediately returns to its original shape.

At this point, I decided that the Dream Dick was the perfect dick for me to suck. Around this time, my wife and I decided to try pegging, which set off another trial & error buying spree. I knew I wasn't ready for anything as big as the Dream Dick, so first we tried a beautiful glass dildo (5.5" insertable X 1.25" diameter), then the CyberCock (using a condom and cleaning carefully). Those were both fabulous experiences! I wanted to try bigger (besides, my wife's dick should be MUCH bigger than my own, shouldn't it?) :)

Still not ready for the Dream Dick, I got a Leo (7" X 1.625"). To date, the Leo is the biggest dick I've ever been fucked with (by another person, as opposed to fucking myself). It felt great! It's semi-realistic and rock hard (plain old silicone). Super easy clean up. And nicely curved! I felt completely dominated when my wife slid it up my ass!

So with the Dream Dick wearing out and my wife eager to peg me with something bigger than Leo, I searched for the perfect next dick. I knew I wanted silicone, because of the durability and easy care. I knew I wanted something as realistic as possible, which meant Vixskin. I knew the size I wanted and quickly narrowed it down to the Buck and the Maverick - but I wasn't really excited about either of them. At 6", the Buck was shorter than I wanted. The Maverick was about the right size, but not particularly realistic. And neither of them had balls.

I had been searching on my favorite retailers, but now I tried Vixen's site, to see if they had any products I'd missed, or anything new. That's when I saw the Vixskin Johnny. 7 insertable inches, just under 2 inches diameter - just like the Dream Dick, only 1/2 inch longer! Nicely curved, very realistic (veiny) - it even appeared to have nice balls! Only problem was, nobody but Vixen had it and they wanted $100. I decided I had to have it! I ordered it in Caramel and opted for rush shipping.

When I opened the package, it was love/lust at first sight. And first touch. And first kiss, and first throat penetration! When I took it all the way down and put Johnny's nuts on my chin, I knew I had chosen wisely. It's still less realistic than Cyberskin, but more realistic than The Outlaw. Again, the detailing is excellent. The balls are pretty good, way better than The Outlaw. The curve is dramatic, realistic (and it keeps its shape). This is the perfect dick for me. I've had MANY outstanding orgasms in the past couple of weeks just from giving Johnny head and imagining him up my ass.

I am still waiting for my wife to strap it on and show me who's boss - but that's supposed to happen this weekend! I can't wait!!