Kinky Porn Favorites and a Few Ideas

I don't shoot porn, but I'm a big fan. (I'm also a big fan of Billy Watson's blog IShootPorn, but that's another story).

I especially like kinky porn. Some of my favorites: Barefoot Princess, Goddess Lexi (of MeanGirlsClub fame) and from Romania, the awesome and under-appreciated Queen AdyBa.

Barefoot Princess does a lot of foot domination, but what I really get off on is Her CBT, tight bondage, strap-on humiliation... She is incredibly sexy and always in complete control of what appears to be her real-life slave.

Goddess Lexi loves forced bi, CBT, strap-ons, tight bondage and especially hard whippings with a singletail. I've never seen any domme better with a whip.

Queen AdyBa is mainly into facesitting and face-farting. She is the best at both of these and everything is real. She also has a real-life slave and he is the 'co-star' of Her vids. Lucky guy.

I've said it before: there is so much amazing porn out there, much of it free (although I always buy from my favorites). Whatever you like, there is something for you out there now, unlike the old days.

For example, around 2o years ago, I ran across a blooper video where a porn actress accidentally farted in a guy's face while he was eating her out from behind. That made me unbelievably horny, but I couldn't find anything else like it. When my girlfriend at the time accidentally farted in my face, I didn't know how to tell her that I found it incredibly arousing. I was afraid she'd think I was a total weirdo. I just pretended I hadn't noticed and we never spoke of it again.

Today, there are DOZENS of super sexy women who make videos of themselves farting in guys' faces ON PURPOSE. There are forums devoted to the fetish and it's fairly easy to find advice on how to tell your significant other about your weird fetishes. When my wife (my girlfriend at the time) accidentally farted in my face a few years ago. I knew how to let her know how much I loved it. Now she does it regularly! She's seen some of my favorite video clips and she uses ideas from those to enrich our sex life. To me, that's progress. That moves us closer to functional happiness.

Anyway, there are a few things not yet out there that I'd like to see...

Cuckold Cum Farting

This combines three of my favorite fetishes: cuckolding, cum eating and farting. A hot 'wife" 'cheats' on her small-dicked 'husband' with one or more well-endowed men. These studs fuck her hard and cum up her ass. She then sits on her 'husband's' face and farts all the cum into his mouth. He has to show all the cum and then swallow it.

Forced-bi Competition

Two or more slaves compete. Any competition will do. Naked wrestling could be good, or perhaps a race, a card game, who can take the most punishment from Mistress.... Winner fucks the loser or if there are more than two slaves, loser sucks off all the winners. Another idea: dick size contest! Again, loser (smallest dick) services the winners, perhaps getting fucked by the biggest dick. One more idea along this line: Mistress forces a group of slaves to jerk off into a glass while she abuses them. Last one to cum has to drink it all. The more slaves there are, the better this will be.

The Fart Filter

Queen AdyBa deserves the credit for this form of torture. She has an excellent video with this title but it doesn't include the actual fart filtering technique. A slave is smothered by a Mistress's ass. When she feels the need to fart, she forces the slave to exhale and then cuts off his air, preventing him from inhaling. After some seconds, she farts and simultaneously allows the slave to inhale - and then cuts off his air again, forcing him to "filter" her fart with his lungs. Mistress shouldn't have to smell farts, should she? :)

Bitch Bus

Similar to the Bangbus concept, except with Mistresses out on the prowl for slaves. They lure the slaves into the van with the implied promise of sex - and then bind and abuse them instead.

Strap-on/Ballbusting Combo

I saw this briefly in one video. I'd like to see more! Mistress was fucking a slave with a big strap-on. He was in bondage on his back with his legs spread wide (another Mistress was making him clean her asshole). Before Mistress penetrated him and several times after, she beat his defenseless, tightly-tied balls with Her huge cock. Hard. And laughed at his pain. That's often the best part, isn't it?

Anyway, anyone reading this who makes films, feel free to use these ideas. I wouldn't mind a little credit but the ideas are yours. Just make it hot and nasty!