New Toys (Oh Ay Oh)

(First, a shout out to Lene Lovich, whose birthday was just a couple of days ago. Often, when I get a new toy, I think of her song "New Toy", which was actually written by Thomas Dolby and actually seems to point out the futility of trying to "complete yourself" with possessions. But anyway.)

I've gotten three new toys in the last month or so, two of which were pretty much exactly what I expected. The other one is also very cool.

I described my new Don Wands Cobalt Bubble butt plug a couple of posts ago. I still love it!

In the same post I mentioned my curiosity about the Captain Silicone Dildo, made by Good Vibrations. Well, one of my favorite adult online retailers, SheVibe, just started stocking it for $44, which is $14 less than Good Vibrations. And to make it even cooler, I had a $10 coupon for my next SheVibe purchase. So what did I do? Of course, I spent all of the savings and then some on another dildo!

I noticed that the Cyber Cock comes in two colors. I already had the lighter color. Through trial and error over the past few years, I've discovered that my wife prefers dildos that more or less match her gorgeous olive skin. I saw the cinnamon Cyber Cock on SheVibe (their descriptions and pictures are really good) and figured, what the hell. It also looked a little different from the light-skinned one, about the same size but with a different head shape, different veins, different balls. So, I ordered it along with the Captain.

First impression: I'd forgotten the smell of new CyberSkin and I realized I like it a lot! It makes me horny! Also I'd forgotten how much my original Cyber Cock reminded me of the one real cock I've had in my hand, mouth and ass. They really got it right. The Cyber Cock I've had for over two years is still very lifelike. But the brand new one, even more so. Within 10 minutes of opening the box, I'd had a massive orgasm with the cinnamon Cyber Cock deep in my mouth! As I've been doing lately, I put the cum in my mouth and sucked on the head of the dildo, pretending it was a real man who I'd just sucked to completion, I squeezed "his" shaft to make him pulse in my mouth, as if squirting out the last few drops. The illusion was very believable and enjoyable, even after just cumming. I pulled my mouth off of "him" and stared at his hard shaft, his magnificent cock head, the wetness from my mouth covering his manhood from tip to root. I gently squeezed his lifelike balls, opened my mouth to "show him" the mouthful of his cum before I swallowed. Wow!

The only thing that wasn't as expected is the color. In the pictures I've seen of the cinnamon Cyber Cock, it looks similar to what some manufacturers call caramel, kind of a "Latino" skin color. The actual cinnamon Cyber Cock is much darker, more "African". My wife is tured off by darker skin tones, but to me it doesn't matter. I use the Cyber Cock almost entirely for solo play. And I'm turned on by beautiful people (men or women) regardless of their skin tone. Sexy transcends all that!

Anyway, I'm thrilled about the dildo. It's more realistic than I expected and it is different from the "caucasian" version, exactly like in the pictures. I've already had another orgasm sucking both of them, fantasizing about getting double-teamed by these two hot guys with gorgeous dicks!

It wasn't until the next day that I finally tried the Captain. Well, I like it, but I guess I'd been hoping it would be something like Vixskin and in that I was disappointed. It's hard, what I call "plain old silicone." It is realistically detailed and it's a great size - but not the size I expected. I mean, it measures up to the specs (7.25" insertable length, 1.9" diameter), but because it's so hard with so little give, it's effectively larger than the Dream Dick, the dildo I'd hoped to replace with it. It's too hard to be much good for oral, although I have managed to deep throat it (it's not easy!). By opening up my ass with the Cobalt Bubble plug and then opening it a little farther with the Vixskin Johnny, I was able to take it all the way up my ass. And I really enjoyed it! I like it better than the Vixskin Maverick. I guess that's because of the shape (straight, as opposed to Maverick's curve), but whatever the reason, I had a powerful anal orgasm (when I came, my anus, as well as my penis, pulsated in powerful orgasmic throbs) with the Captain up my ass, something I had experienced previously only with Johnny.

I'm really looking forward to my wife's pegging me with the Captain. The beauty is that "he" doesn't look as big or weigh as much as Maverick. Actually (I just checked) he doesn't weigh as much as Johnny. I'm in for a wild ride! I just hope she's gentle with me. Never mind - she never is!

Biting The Hand That Gives Me A Free Blog

I wrote this post in notepad. For some reason, it takes forever to log into blogger lately. Yes, I've scanned for spyware. Anyway, after spending half my lunch hour trying to post something, I decided to see if it was just me. So I googled "google slow" (yes, I get the irony). It took almost 3 minutes for the results to appear! Anyway, as I suspected, it's not just me. Other pages (like Facebook) load instantly. Google used to be super fast, which is why I've become so dependent on them for everything. Now I've gone back to MapQuest and I'm trying out things like Bing (Microsoft, shudder).

I'd rather use Google, because, y'know, they're not EVIL. But they're currently eating my life.

Dude, WTF?!?