Bigger?

After a second fucking with Johnny (also outstanding), I'm trying to decide what to try next.

My wife has ideas. Mainly that I should give her lots of head, fuck her frequently and, when she's not in the mood for any other kind of sex, that I should kiss her ass while fucking her feet until I cum. And then I should eat my own cum. That amuses her endlessly.

This morning she gave me a handjob/blowjob with lots of dirty talking, then she sat on my face and farted - hard. That made her laugh, which made her gorgeous ass bounce up and down on my face and as usual, it made me cum almost immediately. She took my cock back in her mouth to catch all the cum, then came and gave me a big kiss, deftly depositing all the cum into my mouth. She then said, "Swallow it, bitch." And being the good bitch that I am, I opened my mouth, showed her the huge load of cum and then swallowed. And she laughed again!

A lot of her dirty talk was about fucking me and/or making me suck her big dick. Johnny is the first dildo she's used on me which is bigger than mine and she is clearly very turned on by it. Both times she fucked me with it she reminded me repeatedly that her dick was bigger than mine. Of course that turns me on, too.

I think she and I are both ready for even more. I own several dildos larger than Johnny, so the question is, which one next?

The contenders are:

• Vixskin Maverick, which is the same length as Johnny and 1/4 inch thicker (in diameter). It's big, but I have fucked myself with it a couple of times and I think I can take getting fucked by it and that I'll enjoy it. Whether I'll enjoy it more than Johnny is an open question.
• Feeldoe More, which is about the same length and diameter as Johnny, but made of a harder silicone, so it doesn't bend as much. It feels like a bigger dick. Again, I've fucked myself with it and it felt good. This is a double-ended dildo with a part that goes inside the woman. She can either use a harness to secure it further or else hold it in place by squeezing her kegel muscles. When I first showed it to my wife, she said she was reluctant to try it (she doesn't like dildos inside her) but the last time I suggested it, she was more interested (I told her I'd read that some women can actually cum while fucking with it). So we'll see.
• Smooth Glider XL, which is about the same size as Johnny - but solid Pyrex glass. It's about as hard as hard gets and when I tried it in my ass, IT HURT. My wife loves to hurt me (!) and she liked this when I showed it to her. It is heavier than silicone dildos, so she's a little less than enthused about that. Frankly, I'm willing to wait for this guy. Right now it's too big!
• Vixskin Outlaw, which is fucking HUGE - 9 inches (insertable length) by over 2 inches in diameter. I just ordered this in caramel. I bought the chocolate version about 18 months ago. That's when I learned that my wife is turned off by black cock. She's extremely picky about men. I've learned that she only likes white guys (and finds maybe 2 out of 100 attractive). I guess I should be grateful that she's picky. I'm definitely grateful that she somehow finds ME attractive. Anyway, our Johnny is caramel and she loves the color (her skin roughly matches it). Again, I think this one will be for sometime in the future.

So, I think it will be Maverick or the Feeldoe next. I already put the Maverick in her favorite harness (SpareParts Joque). Of course, it's easy to switch dildos in and out of that harness. Johnny feels SO GOOD that I may just ask for that again.

Now it's time to go to bed. With a little luck, my wife will "make" me kiss her ass again tomorrow morning. She's been very gassy lately! I'm the luckiest guy I know of!

Johnny on the Spot

My wife finally fucked me with the Vixskin Johnny. I should say, fucked me SILLY. Fucked me like a squealing bitch. Fucked me to the most intense orgasm of my entire life (so far).

It took long enough to get her to do it. We were both traveling for awhile, and we have both been working too much (blah blah blah) but finally one night last week the stars aligned the right way. I saw an hour-long window when neither of us was too tired or still had work to do.

I walked up behind her in the kitchen, nibbled her ear, kissed her neck and whispered in her ear: "Why don't we go upstairs?" She murmured approval. "Would you like to... FUCK me now?" To my surprise and delight, the answer was a big HELL YES.

I helped her into the SpareParts Joque harness (with Johnny already strapped on), she snugged up the straps and then put her hands on my shoulders and forced me to my knees. She slapped me in the face a few times with her big cock, then looked me in the eye, stuck the head of her dick on my lips and said "Suck". I started sucking.

She fucked my mouth with her hands on the back of my head. I held her ass cheeks and squeezed to encourage her to fuck my mouth and throat faster and deeper. Soon, tears were streaming down my cheeks from straining not to gag; her big dominant cock was well-lubricated. After several amazing minutes, she pushed my head off her dick and motioned towards the bed. I smeared some of my excess saliva on my ass and bent over the edge of the bed. At the last minute I remembered my "slave tube" (a Slipinside #1 masturbation sleeve). After lubricating that, I still had excess saliva, which I swallowed pretending it was my wife's cum load.

She moved up behind me, carefully put the tip of her dick in just the right part of my ass crack and started pushing it in like a pro. It hurt! But not too much and I didn't stop her. She slid it in balls deep and started fucking me slowly. Wow! This was deeper and more intense than anything I'd experienced before. My wife fucked me with that big cock so masterfully, it was as if she'd fucked with it dozens of times before.

I pushed back, syncing my rhythm to the rhythm of her sweet thrusts. That not only increased the intensity of the pleasurable sensations in my ass, but also moved my dick back and forth in the slave tube, which was pressed up tight between my body and the mattress.

After only a couple of minutes, I came - very hard - into the slave tube. I felt the orgasm in my ass as well as in my dick. My sphincter was actually pulsating in extremely pleasurable orgasmic spasms. I had experienced a milder version of the anal orgasm while using a toy on myself, but this was MUCH more. My wife kept fucking me gently with her dick all the way in me, just enough for me not to forget what (and who) was up my ass.

It was... greater than I'd even imagined it could be! I want to do it again. My wife confessed that she likes it, but it's hard work for her. Still, she says she loves fucking me and is eager to do it again. I am a very lucky man!

When she's ready, I think I'm going to ask for more Johnny!

It's kind of silly, but I have not one but THREE other toys for her to fuck me with when we're ready. First, a Vixskin Maverick, which is 1/4 thicker than Johnny. Next, a Feeldoe More, which is about the same size as Johnny, but firmer and it also has a part that goes inside my wife. Wouldn't it be amazing if SHE could also cum when she fucks me? Finally, I have a Smooth Glider XL glass dildo which was a bit extravagant and maybe just too big for me to enjoy. I tried it solo and found it was not nearly as pleasurable as Johnny. Again, it's about the same size (at least the head is; the body is 3/8 of an inch smaller), but it's so hard that it pokes where Johnny bends. Also, the smoothness seems to result in less sensation. I also tried the other two. The Feeldoe was just OK. A little more pliable than the glass dildo, but smooth and much less realistic than the Vixskin cocks. Solo, I enjoyed the Maverick more than I enjoyed Johnny solo, so Maverick is next in line for takeoff.

That is, after Johnny's had his way with me at least once more. Probably twice!

Balls Deep! ...or... Elvis has entered my ass!

Well, my wife finally pegged me tonight, but not with Johnny (although she had so much fun tonight she says she wants to fuck me again - ASAP- and was clearly excited about using Johnny to do it).

Earlier this week, I stumbled onto Vamp Silicone's "SoftSkin" line of realistic dildos while looking for a new strapon harness (more on that shortly). When I saw the balls on "Elvis", I had to have him! I've long been intrigued by Vixen's Vixskin Goodfella, but thought the size (5.5 inches insertable length by 1.5 inches diameter) was too small for me to enjoy. Elvis measures up at 6.25" long and 1.5 diameter at the head, swelling to 1.75 inches at the base. SoftSkin looked like Vamp's version of VixSkin, which, apart from being slightly sticky, is pretty damned awesome. As the description says, "Who doesn't love the realistic feeling of balls bouncing off your bottom while getting it on hot and heavy?"

As a matter of fact, I LOVE that feeling and remember it well, even though it's been more than 12 years since I was fucked by a man. I was only fucked by that man (the only guy I ever had any sort of sex with) maybe 6 times, and of those times, only twice did he fuck me energetically enough for his balls to slap against me.

But I remember it! It was powerful. And it's something I've been wanting to replicate while being pegged by my wife. So Elvis looked kind of amazing. I placed the order with SheVibe.com and waited (not very long because they ship FAST). Well...

The first thing I noticed when I pulled it out of the package - it doesn't feel realistic at all in the hand or mouth. SoftSkin is slightly softer than plain old silicone - but not nearly as soft or lifelike as VixSkin (which, as mentioned in my previous review, is not as lifelike as Cyberskin).

The balls are a nice size, shape and weight, but again, not very soft or lifelike. There is a lot I DO like about Elvis. It's jet black, which my wife vastly prefers to flesh tones. I like jet black, too - it's badass! The size is nice, like a medium-sized cock. It's just a little shorter and thinner than mine. I knew I could take it fairly easily. It's very "erect", which means that it sticks straight out when worn in a harness. The base is more solid than other dildos I have. And those balls...

Tonight my wife announced she wanted to fuck me! I pulled out Elvis and she liked it immediately. She also liked the Spareparts Joque harness I bought for her. A lot. She easily slipped it on and adjusted it. Then she ordered me to my knees for some ass kissing and dick sucking.

Then she ordered me to lube up my ass and assume the position (face down, ass up). I felt the head sliding in pretty easily and a couple of patient minutes later, she was balls-deep in my ass! The harder-than-life silicone did make for an easy insertion and it was soft enough to feel like a hard cock in my ass. And then she started fucking me. It felt good. She fucked me harder. "Fuck me like a bitch!" I cried out - and she obligingly fucked me like a bitch! At this point, I finally felt the balls slapping the bottom of my ass cheeks! Which was awesome.

As in previous pegging sessions, I was flat on the bed with my cock inside my trusty Slipinside #1 penis sleeve (definitely one of - if not THE - best sex toy bargain ever at less than $12). Johnny was there on the bed and my wife told me to lick and suck Johnny's balls. That sent me past the tipping point. In seconds, I was cumming as hard as I've ever cum in my life! My wife was still thrusting away and I had to stop her! It was too intense.

We had our post-bliss discussion. She had a great time and as I said at the beginning, she wants to fuck me again ASAP! She seemed a little hesitant to use something as big as Johnny, but I assured her that I'm ready. I hope we'll soon see!

She LOVES the SpareParts Joque harness, says it's so comfortable she forgot she was wearing a harness. It only took a few seconds for her to get it on and adjusted and it's supposed to be even easier after the first time. Elvis fit perfectly, and very securely, in the very clever stretchy fabric o ring. The reason I got this harness, besides all the good reviews, was that it can take almost any size dildo, from the Mustang to the Outlaw. And it makes her ass look even more fantastic! We think it may be the perfect harness for us.

As for Elvis, it's a cool dildo, but you can buy a VixSkin dildo like Johnny for the same money and still have $ left over. I probably wouldn't buy it again. But it did feel good in my ass. And the balls, while not as amazing as I'd hoped, did feel pretty good slapping against my ass. But it requires someone who really knows how to fuck to deliver that sensation. Fortunately, my wife is incredibly good.

I did write to both Vamp and Vixen, suggesting/requesting that they make a dildo the size of Johnny (or slightly larger) with fully articulated balls like Elvis or Goodfella. I'll buy from whichever company gets such a product on the market first!

The Perfect Dick?

No - I'm not talking about some celebrity, I'm talking about the Vixskin Johnny from Vixen Creations.

First of all, please note that I haven't been paid by Vixen Creations to write a review. They don't even know that I exist. I say this up front because my opinion is so positive that you might otherwise think I'm on their payroll. (Nobody's ever offered to pay me to review anything; if they ever do, I'll tell you).

Second, don't confuse this with the original Johnny, which apparently is hard as a rock, or at least as hard as a Leo. The original is made of what Vixen calls "pure silicone", or what I now call "plain old silicone". It's a great material if you want something really hard, easy to care for and durable in a high-quality plastic sort of way. But the new Johnny is made from Vixskin, a magical material which is hard and soft at the same time, in the same wonderful way that a real penis is. It's also as easy to care for and as durable as plain old silicone (as far as I can tell so far).

Even more realistic than Vixskin is Cyberskin - but - Cyberskin is highly porous and fairly easily damaged. You have to use a condom if you want to do penetration, afterward you have to clean it carefully and powder it with "Cyberskin Renew" (or cornstarch) and if you like to get wild, you'll have to replace your Cyberskin toys in a few weeks or months.

Before I met Johnny, my favorite dildo was the Cyberskin Dream Dick. Mainly I love to suck it, although I have fucked myself with it a couple of times. Through trial and error, I realized it's the perfect size for me (6.5 inches insertable length, just under 2 inches in diameter). I can deep throat it like a champ and even after doing that for several months now, it still makes me gag sometimes and always makes my eyes water. When I ease it into my ass, it makes me feel small and submissive. I love the size and the realism (especially the head, the somewhat veiny shaft and big, lifelike balls).

Unfortunately, my beloved Dream Dick recently started to come apart and I began searching for a replacement. The "trial and error" I mentioned above involved my buying several dildos over the past couple of years, as my wife and I have really started exploring our freaky sides.

Here's my artificial penis odyssey: First I bought a Cyber Cock (6 inches insertable, 1.5 inch diameter), which was very much like the one and only actual penis I've ever sucked and been fucked by. Incredibly realistic! Next I tried the slightly thicker European Cock (a disappointment), then the Dream Dick.

I wondered if bigger was simply better, so next I tried the Perfect Pecker and then the Tommy Gunn. Both were good, but neither was as good as the Dream Dick. Both were less realistic. The Perfect Pecker was a nice thickness (2.25") but a little shorter than the Dream Dick (6 inches). The Tommy Gunn was just too big (6.75" X 2.125"). I finally managed to force it all the way into my throat - only to give myself a case of laryngitis! I actually had to call in sick for 2 days because I couldn't talk! Wow, I felt like a huge bitch (a feeling which I'm sure you've noticed I love).

Next, I decided to try something a little thicker than the Dream Dick but thinner than the Tommy Gunn (btw, the pornstar's dick, while big, doesn't seem nearly as big as his namesake dildo!). At this point in my search, I discovered Vixskin. Because of the specific thickness and positive reviews, I bought their biggest dildo, The Outlaw (8.75" X 2"). I still haven't managed to suck this bad boy all the way down to the balls, or take it all the way up my ass - but it's fun to try!

I like the realism of The Outlaw (not as realistic as Cyberskin, but it's pretty realistic feeling and nicely detailed). I like the size (even if it is really too big - that's fun sometimes). I really like the easy care. No condoms required! I don't like the pathetic excuse for balls or the perfect straightness of the shaft. Cyberskin is somewhat shape-able; I found I could bend any of my Cyberskin cocks the way I like, into the up-tilting curve of my one real lover's cock, and it would stay curved for quite a while. Not so with Vixskin. Even if you keep it bent for a couple of days, it immediately returns to its original shape.

At this point, I decided that the Dream Dick was the perfect dick for me to suck. Around this time, my wife and I decided to try pegging, which set off another trial & error buying spree. I knew I wasn't ready for anything as big as the Dream Dick, so first we tried a beautiful glass dildo (5.5" insertable X 1.25" diameter), then the CyberCock (using a condom and cleaning carefully). Those were both fabulous experiences! I wanted to try bigger (besides, my wife's dick should be MUCH bigger than my own, shouldn't it?) :)

Still not ready for the Dream Dick, I got a Leo (7" X 1.625"). To date, the Leo is the biggest dick I've ever been fucked with (by another person, as opposed to fucking myself). It felt great! It's semi-realistic and rock hard (plain old silicone). Super easy clean up. And nicely curved! I felt completely dominated when my wife slid it up my ass!

So with the Dream Dick wearing out and my wife eager to peg me with something bigger than Leo, I searched for the perfect next dick. I knew I wanted silicone, because of the durability and easy care. I knew I wanted something as realistic as possible, which meant Vixskin. I knew the size I wanted and quickly narrowed it down to the Buck and the Maverick - but I wasn't really excited about either of them. At 6", the Buck was shorter than I wanted. The Maverick was about the right size, but not particularly realistic. And neither of them had balls.

I had been searching on my favorite retailers, but now I tried Vixen's site, to see if they had any products I'd missed, or anything new. That's when I saw the Vixskin Johnny. 7 insertable inches, just under 2 inches diameter - just like the Dream Dick, only 1/2 inch longer! Nicely curved, very realistic (veiny) - it even appeared to have nice balls! Only problem was, nobody but Vixen had it and they wanted $100. I decided I had to have it! I ordered it in Caramel and opted for rush shipping.

When I opened the package, it was love/lust at first sight. And first touch. And first kiss, and first throat penetration! When I took it all the way down and put Johnny's nuts on my chin, I knew I had chosen wisely. It's still less realistic than Cyberskin, but more realistic than The Outlaw. Again, the detailing is excellent. The balls are pretty good, way better than The Outlaw. The curve is dramatic, realistic (and it keeps its shape). This is the perfect dick for me. I've had MANY outstanding orgasms in the past couple of weeks just from giving Johnny head and imagining him up my ass.

I am still waiting for my wife to strap it on and show me who's boss - but that's supposed to happen this weekend! I can't wait!!

Kinky Porn Favorites and a Few Ideas

I don't shoot porn, but I'm a big fan. (I'm also a big fan of Billy Watson's blog IShootPorn, but that's another story).

I especially like kinky porn. Some of my favorites: Barefoot Princess, Goddess Lexi (of MeanGirlsClub fame) and from Romania, the awesome and under-appreciated Queen AdyBa.

Barefoot Princess does a lot of foot domination, but what I really get off on is Her CBT, tight bondage, strap-on humiliation... She is incredibly sexy and always in complete control of what appears to be her real-life slave.

Goddess Lexi loves forced bi, CBT, strap-ons, tight bondage and especially hard whippings with a singletail. I've never seen any domme better with a whip.

Queen AdyBa is mainly into facesitting and face-farting. She is the best at both of these and everything is real. She also has a real-life slave and he is the 'co-star' of Her vids. Lucky guy.

I've said it before: there is so much amazing porn out there, much of it free (although I always buy from my favorites). Whatever you like, there is something for you out there now, unlike the old days.

For example, around 2o years ago, I ran across a blooper video where a porn actress accidentally farted in a guy's face while he was eating her out from behind. That made me unbelievably horny, but I couldn't find anything else like it. When my girlfriend at the time accidentally farted in my face, I didn't know how to tell her that I found it incredibly arousing. I was afraid she'd think I was a total weirdo. I just pretended I hadn't noticed and we never spoke of it again.

Today, there are DOZENS of super sexy women who make videos of themselves farting in guys' faces ON PURPOSE. There are forums devoted to the fetish and it's fairly easy to find advice on how to tell your significant other about your weird fetishes. When my wife (my girlfriend at the time) accidentally farted in my face a few years ago. I knew how to let her know how much I loved it. Now she does it regularly! She's seen some of my favorite video clips and she uses ideas from those to enrich our sex life. To me, that's progress. That moves us closer to functional happiness.

Anyway, there are a few things not yet out there that I'd like to see...

Cuckold Cum Farting

This combines three of my favorite fetishes: cuckolding, cum eating and farting. A hot 'wife" 'cheats' on her small-dicked 'husband' with one or more well-endowed men. These studs fuck her hard and cum up her ass. She then sits on her 'husband's' face and farts all the cum into his mouth. He has to show all the cum and then swallow it.

Forced-bi Competition

Two or more slaves compete. Any competition will do. Naked wrestling could be good, or perhaps a race, a card game, who can take the most punishment from Mistress.... Winner fucks the loser or if there are more than two slaves, loser sucks off all the winners. Another idea: dick size contest! Again, loser (smallest dick) services the winners, perhaps getting fucked by the biggest dick. One more idea along this line: Mistress forces a group of slaves to jerk off into a glass while she abuses them. Last one to cum has to drink it all. The more slaves there are, the better this will be.

The Fart Filter

Queen AdyBa deserves the credit for this form of torture. She has an excellent video with this title but it doesn't include the actual fart filtering technique. A slave is smothered by a Mistress's ass. When she feels the need to fart, she forces the slave to exhale and then cuts off his air, preventing him from inhaling. After some seconds, she farts and simultaneously allows the slave to inhale - and then cuts off his air again, forcing him to "filter" her fart with his lungs. Mistress shouldn't have to smell farts, should she? :)

Bitch Bus

Similar to the Bangbus concept, except with Mistresses out on the prowl for slaves. They lure the slaves into the van with the implied promise of sex - and then bind and abuse them instead.

Strap-on/Ballbusting Combo

I saw this briefly in one video. I'd like to see more! Mistress was fucking a slave with a big strap-on. He was in bondage on his back with his legs spread wide (another Mistress was making him clean her asshole). Before Mistress penetrated him and several times after, she beat his defenseless, tightly-tied balls with Her huge cock. Hard. And laughed at his pain. That's often the best part, isn't it?

Anyway, anyone reading this who makes films, feel free to use these ideas. I wouldn't mind a little credit but the ideas are yours. Just make it hot and nasty!