I Heart Porn Sluts!

I've been watching A LOT of porn lately, more than usual even.

If you knew me, you might guess it's because my wife has to work earlier lately and I've been having to work later, but that's not the reason. (And actually, we're still having sex about every other day, just not as many of the long kinky sessions we both love). The much cooler real reason is that I've started doing some reviews as part of my job! And that's meant access to beaucoup free porn, pretty much whatever I want as much as I want!

I was afraid at first that I'd lose perspective or become jaded. Hasn't happened yet! Maybe it won't happen at all. But I have...expanded on some of my beliefs and modified them...with the help of the most useful porn resource on the whole damm web - The Adult Internet Film Database - IAFD.

Thanks to them, I can look up lots of things about any given movie or porn star. It's not 100% complete and it's surely not 100% perfect - but then again, who or what is?

A few months ago, I started looking up my favorite actresses, seeing who swallowed more often in films. Then I realized IAFD also tells me their measurements, height/weight, age (and more). So I started making notes about my favorites, and observing what turns me on. I realized that I like 1) women with good waist to hip ratios; 2) tall women; 3) SLUTS!

I should explain a little about waist to hip ratio...someone figured out that the most attractive ratio of a woman's waist circumference to her hip circumference is about .70 - slightly larger than 34 inch hips if she's got a 24 inch waist. Most men like women with something close to this ratio. Some men prefer women slightly leaner than this (higher ratio); a lot of us prefer women with a lower ratio - small waist, BIG ASS! I've found that for me, anything less than a ratio of .70 (again, smaller ratio = bigger ass) is a turn on.

Tall is self explanatory, but I have found I like tall women only if they also have a good waist/hip ratio. But a tall woman with a good ratio is more attractive to me than a shorter one with the same ratio.

As for sluttiness! months ago I formulated one measure, an "ISP", or IAFD Swallow Percentage, where I take the number of films a porn actress has swallowed in and divide it by the total number of films she's done. I have found that the higher the number, USUALLY the more energetic and just...slutty...an actress tends to be.

But lately I have found a better measure of complete sluttiness - I call it the SuperSlut Quotient (SQ). This is the number of films an actress both does anal AND swallows in (yes, anal and swallows in the same film!), again divided by her total number of films. And this, I find, is a VERY good predictor of energy and sluttiness! And the women with the highest SQs are also the ones I find most attractive (at least to jack off to while watching them perform in porn films).

And although I usually like brunettes better than blondes, my perfect porn actress remains - the one and only Annette Schwarz. She is tall (5'11''), built (26 inch waist / 40 inch hips = waist/hip ratio of .65), and VERY slutty - 57 films with anal AND swallow in the same film, out of 248 fllms, for an SQ of 23.0!

AND she has real C cup boobs, AND she deepthroats really well, AND she has big feet (size 10 US, European size 42, another weird turn-on for me) AND she does kinky porn (BDSM, femdom, lezdom, pegging, facesitting, etc) AND she's still only 26 years old...

I guess it's time to review another of her films! Pleasant dreams!