Porn is Stupid! (a rant)

First of all, I'm going to bite the hand that hosts me - Google sucks smelly donkey balls in a couple of ways. For one thing, they've recently started contributing money to the American Legislative Exchange Council (aka ALEC), who are just plain EVIL and responsible for an outsized share of misery for regular people. More to the immediate point, for some reason, if I'm downloading ANYTHING, no matter how little bandwidth the download is using (currently less than 5% of my total bandwidth), any Google service takes pretty much FOREVER (in the 21st century broadband sense of the word "forever") to load. Sometimes things don't load at all. Dude, WTF?!? If I had a better alternative, I would drop them. I used to love Google, then I was irritated but still kinda liked them for old times' sake, and now I increasingly dislike them - but keep using them mainly because I've been too lazy so far to seek out a viable alternative. But my patience is not limitless and I hope Google realizes that there are a lot of us who feel this way.

Now that that's out of the way...

I love porn, don't get me wrong. But SO much about porn, and porn stars, is just plain STUPID. I know it can't be easy thinking up new ideas for porn scenes and titles. I also know that a lot of the things about today's porn that make me cringe - ridiculous enhancements (more on that in a minute), ridiculous body hair-less-ness, and disgusting things like incest porn - are huge turn-ons for other people.

So maybe I'm irritated with other people for having disgusting tastes. And as a fart fetishist, who also enjoys bondage, domination, submission, and being pegged, I realize the utter absurdity of my being disgusted by other people's tastes. I mean, if I don't like it - don't watch, right? And I don't, and really, it's all good as long as everything's consensual and safe and sane (etc). But Sartre was right when he said that hell is other people. Sometimes, they just get on my nerves and I have to vent. So I did. Thanks for listening, if you did - and a big FUCK YOU otherwise! (I keed, I keed!)

The body enhancements thing really gets on my nerves, especially because so many of the women who've deformed themselves in the name of "sexy" were so much sexier before than after. I'm talking about you, Rebeca Linares, Aletta Ocean and Black Angelika (among dozens of others).

Although...I'm pretty sure they didn't get fake boobs, bee-sting lips and/or ass implants (EWWWWWWW!!!!) to feel sexier; I'm sure they did these things to MAKE MORE MONEY.

I'm guessing most of the decisions porn stars make are made for financial reasons. After all, at the end of the day, these women (and men) are whores. And I don't mean that to be derogatory, just descriptive. They have sex for money. Hell, in a capitalist society, we're ALL whores in one way or another, aren't we? But be that as it may, I don't think I'll ever buy - or even watch for free - any porn by stars with ass implants, and I always prefer the pre-enhanced scenes from stars I love. (As I've said before, with only rare exceptions, female porn stars do their best work earlier in their careers, anyway).

So a special shout out of love and respect to all the fine porn stars who've chosen to keep their natural bodies, including those, like the super fine Annette Schwarz and Holly Michaels (among many others) who were blessed with big, beautiful boobs - but more especially to the super fine women of porn who were NOT blessed with big boobs but STILL chose to stay real - like Aurora Snow, Brianna Love (OMFG, you're so hot!!), Crissy Moon, Faith Leon, Ginger Lynn, Jynx Maze, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose (OMFG again!!), Kymber Troy, Lauren Phoenix, Mary Anne, Mayara Rodrigues, Monica Santhiago, Monica Sweetheart, Natalie Norton, Naomi, Peaches, Sandra Romain, Sarah Twain, Sasha Grey, Tamiry Chiavari, Taylor Rain, Trisha Rey - and I know I've omitted some amazing women! To me, pretty much ALL natural boob sizes are beautiful, from AA all the way up to DD and beyond. God Bless the women with enough sense and confidence to realize that they're gorgeous just the way they are.

Anyway, I feel better after that, both after venting, and after listing some of the women who make porn great and help me keep my faith in...well - Life, the Universe, and Everything, I suppose!

The main reason I'm "in a mood" (as my Southern Mom often put it), is lack of sex! It's been three whole days since my wife and I have hooked up, and I haven't had any solo orgasms in that time, either. I know to many who'll read this (if many read this at all), 3 days is nothing, but to us, with no kids and relatively sane schedules, it's a LONG time. Oh, well, this too shall pass and all will be well again soon. It's way past my bedtime, so nighty night.

Gonna have to face it - I'm addicted to porn

I don't think there's any doubt. I download 10 or more scenes in an average day, even though I watch just a couple of them (if any) when I masturbate. I do look at porn sometimes if I want to have sex with my wife but I'm not horny, but again, that's usually just a scene, or short snippets from a few scenes.

I like to feel like I have great taste in porn, and that I'm up to date on what's going on. I have a lot of favorite porn stars, from yesterday and today, and I like to collect their best (i.e, sluttiest) scenes. Right now, I'm searching for scenes from Monica Sweetheart, Sarah Vandella, Phoenix Marie, Kelly Devine, Chanel Preston, Black Angelika, Holly Michaels, Jennifer White, Tiffany Mynx, Katja Kassin, Angel Dark, Kagney Linn Karter, Bree Olson, Rebeca Linares, Gauge, Bobbi Starr, Sandra Romain, Kissy Kapri, Rita Faltoyano, Ashley Long, Alexis Texas, Sophie Dee, Velicity Von, Nika Noire, Annette Schwarz, Cathy Heaven, and Melissa Lauren. Among others!

I like well-built sluts! Well, I guess they're really whores, not sluts per se, but whatever. I like porn stars with real, curvy bodies, who really like sex. Many of my favorites are into both vanilla, and kinky, porn. For example, Sophie Dee is AMAZING. She does anal, swallows - AND sit on guy's faces, busts their balls, and fucks guys with strap-ons. Whatever she does, she seems to enjoy doing. And that makes me enjoy watching her do it!

The addiction part is what worries me. I've been spending WAY too much time "researching", searching for, and downloading scenes from my many favorite porn stars, hours each day, and often, it stops me from doing other things. I haven't been exercising enough lately, for one. Even this blog has suffered, because when I'm downloading porn, it makes Blogger take too long to load. I decided to post this in between downloads. After I finish, I'm going to do some overdue software updates, restart the computer, and then get back to work. And of course, I'll get back to downloading, too.

I usually have one download going at a time during the workday, two if my wife's not also working from home. At night, when neither of us is using the computer, I often have three downloads going at once.

And now that I'm looking at it, I'm wondering WHY. Obviously, I love porn, and I love to have it around to get me horny, and/or to get me off when my wife's not in the mood, or it's that time of the month, etc. And I love to have enough variety so there's always something new to watch. But do I really need multiple TERABYTES of it?!? I guess it's not a big deal. It doesn't interfere with my work (much) or my social life (much), and it definitely doesn't stop my wife and me from having mind-blowing sex several times a week. I'm not going blind, or going broke, from it. Which is good, because I don't see myself stopping anytime soon!

Speaking of mind-blowing sex with my wife... we've had sex several times since the last entry. If I recall correctly, she's given me two blowjobs (and she kissed the cum into my mouth after one of those), I've fucked her once (I came inside her in the "lazy doggy" position), and yesterday morning, I came with my tongue up her ass and my dick between her feet. After I finished cumming on her feet, I licked up the cum. Awesome.

Maybe best of all, three days ago, I came the same way - but that day she farted in my face three times! We didn't hook up this morning, but maybe we will tonight. She's way overdue for "her turn" dominating - but I may take charge instead!

I just came inside a masturbation sleeve before writing this, sniffing a fragrant pair of her panties and sucking on Vixskin Johnny, Vixskin Goodfella, Softskin Elvis - and the one that got me off, Vixskin Outlaw. That's the biggest, blackest cock in my collection. I briefly imagined my wife "making" me suck a real cock just like it and then, even more briefly, I imagined my wife having sex with a real cock just like it. And then, I sniffed her panties again and came in the masturbation sleeve. As usual with fantasies like that, I didn't feel completely wonderful about it afterwards. But fortunately, it's just a fantasy and the reality is truly wonderful!

And now, back to the sluts! :)

Continuing to Kick ASS

Life is better than I ever thought possible!

Since my last entry, I've dominated my wife 3 times, and she's swallowed my cum TWICE! This after over a decade of refusing to swallow at all.

One of the two times was tonight, after a stellar "slave" blowjob. Maybe it's the collar... I bought a lovely steel collar a couple of years ago, intending it for myself. It was incredibly inexpensive - and it didn't fit my big neck! But I realized last week that it would be a perfect fit for my wife, and this evening, I put it around her neck and was thrilled to find it fit exactly right. She likes it, and it seemed to make her feel submissive. I've never gotten such a worshipful blowjob! I watched her the whole time, and directed the action. It ended with my cumming in her mouth and her swallowing without hesitation.

Wow!!!

This was a very straightforward session, with almost nothing but oral submission. I did smack her around a little with the leather slapper, when she resisted my command to let her hair down. But mostly it was just my dominant cock in her submissive mouth, ending with her digesting my seed. Yes!

The first time she swallowed, which was a couple of weeks ago, the session was a bit longer and more involved. I had her put on a skimpy outfit and dance for me, then I whipped her ass and back (marks!), lubed up her ass, and used some anal toys on her. I wanted to plug her ass with the Tantus Ryder, and for her to have that up her ass while she blew me, but that plug was just a little too big. I tried a smaller plug, but it kept falling out. Oh, well.

I've felt more fulfilled than I can ever remember since the first time she swallowed. It's hard for her to understand, but I just feel completely accepted and desired by her. Maybe it's silly, but it's also REAL. I hope she keeps on swallowing.

I didn't think she ever would, and I was OK with that. For the past several months, every time I've dominated her, I've offered her the choice of swallowing, or receiving anal. Until a few weeks ago, she always chose anal. Then, unexpectedly, one night she chose to swallow. And then, when I came in her mouth, she spat it out. Which SUCKED.

The next couple of times, she chose anal, which was awesome. Two weeks ago, she chose swallowing again - and I was prepared. I told her if she didn't follow through and actually swallow, I would get to dominate her again in three days. And that's why she swallowed! Hey, whatever works, right?

She was supposed to dominate me this past weekend, but she was too tired. Lately, I've been feeling so dominant that I didn't mind. I will offer myself to her again this weekend, and I have a feeling she'll dominate me!

The most dominant things she's done lately are to fart in my face a couple of times, to have me cum while kissing her ass a couple of times - and to kiss my cum into my mouth for swallowing several times! That's another thing I didn't think she'd ever do again, but now it's becoming a regular thing, and I fucking LOVE it!!

Ridiculously, I've also been downloading more porn than ever before. I'm running out of space on my "porn drive". I don't even know WHY I keep doing it. I guess because it's free, and because there's more of what I like (gorgeous women receiving anal and swallowing, femdom, etc.) available than ever before.

But sex with my wife is so amazing that I've hardly been masturbating at all, and when I do, I usually just sniff a recently-worn pair of her panties and/or suck on a realistic dildo while I fuck a masturbation sleeve. I have been using porn to get hard before approaching my wife for sex, but I already have gigs and gigs of "stiffening" material. I really don't need more, but still I keep adding a dozen or so scenes to my collection ever day, usually of my favorite stars doing my favorite things. Oh, well.

I deactivated both my profiles on the bdsm social site. I have zero interest in involving anyone else in our sex life. Even fantasizing about it has lost its zing. I married the right woman, and I hope she feels the same about me!

And now, I'm off to bed with her. Life is perfect, and I'm gratefully blissed out. Goodnight!