New Toys and Joys

Mostly out of boredom, I've bought some new toys. Actually the most fun I've had lately (toy-wise) has come from a freebie (with purchase), a stretchy cock ring, which I use to instantly "tie my balls". This is one of my wife's (aka my goddess's) favorite ways to dominate me. For the past couple of years, she always tells me to tie my balls. She seems to enjoy tying them herself, now that I've discovered faster methods.

In the beginning was parachute cord, a 12" length of it with a stainless steel ring attached to the middle of with a butterfly knot. I can wrap it tightly around my balls twice and then secure it with a square knot. Takes me about 10-15 seconds. Sometimes it comes untied, but that hasn't been a problem.

Then I tried longer lengths of para cord, up to about a meter now. More wraps. No ring. Takes longer. Looks cooler. Can't recall if we used that during play. I have practiced with it a bunch.

Then I discovered elastic straps. I have one that came with some golf gear, two actually. About an inch wide, about 8 inches around. Pretty thin and very stretchy. Doesn't look very neat, but three wraps and my balls are tied fairly tightly. A fourth wrap and it's insanely tight. It's quick and either one of us can do it.

Then I tried one of my wife's elastic Scunci hair ties. It's about 10 inches around, about 3/8 inch wide and thicker than the golf thing. It's just as easy and quick to tie (takes about 30 seconds). Same thing with tightness - two wraps is reasonably tight, another wrap and it's painful (but kinda awesome because of that). This is what we've done the last couple of times. My wife has tied them and it's been fun!

But I think I've found something better. I got a stretchy blue cock ring as a "gift with purchase" with my most recent order from SheVibe. They've become my go-to sex toy store, along with Amazon and eBay. They're very fast and dependable. AND their prices are good.

I bought the PleasureWorks Maven dildo in caramel. I had already bought it in chocolate. Then I bought the Admiral in caramel. Then I really wanted the Maven in caramel...

How this came to be... My wife was jerking me off a few weeks back and I asked her to tell me what to think about when I came. She told me to think about her ass, kissing it and having her bounce on my face. Ridiculously, this didn't make me cum right away. Then she told me to think about her fucking me. I asked if she'd like to see me get fucked by a guy. She thought about it and said yes. I asked her to tell me about the guy who would fuck me. To my great surprise, she said a black guy, a big, strong black guy with a huge cock. Thinking about that made me cum in a hurry.

Later, we were in the other bed (the bed in the master bedroom is bad for my wife's back; the bed in the guest room is bad for mine - we switch beds every few days) and again she's masturbating me and I ask her about the fantasy of me getting fucked by a black man. Why a black man, I asked? Because they're strong and have big cocks, she said. Would she do anything with him? She would beat him and me, she said, and then she'd have him leave. I was relieved and disappointed at the same time!

Somewhere in there, I was searching on the internet for the newest dildos (every few weeks, I check to see what's new), and I found some new (to me anyway) dildos from Pleasureworks, including the Maven (silicone, 7 3/4 inches insertable, 1 5/8 inches thick), the Admiral (7 1/2 X 1 /12 inches, also silicone) and a couple of others. I decided to try the Maven, and since I was thinking about big black guys, I got it in chocolate.

Since shipping is free over $75 from SheVibe, and since the Maven was about $60, I looked for a long time and decided to get a really sleazy maid outfit with open cup bra and a tiny mini-dress (and, I think, a thong, which I'd just as soon omit).

So a couple of days later I got it in the mail. I found the Maven is pretty awesome. It's MUCH more flexible than the Captain, another PleasureWorks dildo I got a couple of years back, which I've never used much because it's so hard and inflexible that it's painful. The Captain is 1.9" in diameter, but feels a lot bigger than that because of the hardness. It's really cool looking and I'm pretty sure my wife would want to fuck me with Captain if I ever am brave/masochistic enough to ask her. I don't enjoy it nearly as much as Vixskin Johnny solo. No anal orgasms. It is a submissive turn-on to be abused by such a big, mean cock (even if I'm doing the abusing to myself). It takes a lot of warm-up to be ready for Captain, too, making it impractical on top of it's painfulness.

But Maven is a lot less firm than the Captain, and that makes it much more enjoyable. I don't think I like it better than Vixskin Johnny, but it's a nice change. Maven doesn't have as much realism in the shaft. The head is really good, though, with a softish texture and a very realistic look. I actually like to suck on Maven, though it's a challenge to take it all the way. It doesn't take any more warm-up than Johnny does: just two well-lubricated fingers. One finger, two fingers, scissor and then my ass is ready for you. If you're wearing Johnny or Maven.

I thought my wife might want to fuck me with a black cock when I ordered Maven, but now I don't think so. Maybe she'll want to see me suck it. Or maybe she will want to fuck me with it. Who knows.

I decided to get the Admiral next, because I thought the size might be easier to deepthroat. Only trouble is, I found, Admiral is really firm, almost as stiff and painful as Captain. The big bulbous head feels pretty good in my ass, but it just Hurts in my throat. I got it in caramel. I kept it in my wife's Joque harness for a couple of weeks, but the stars haven't lined up for us to play. Hopefully soon.

Along with the Admiral, I got some Sliquid Organics gel and some bath "tea". And there were some freebies in with it, which annoyed me. Mostly lubricants with a bunch of chemicals. I pitched pretty much everything in the freebie bag.

About a week later, I decided to get the Maven in caramel. I searched for an upgraded remote controlled toy and settled on the BSwish BNaughty Classic Unleashed bullet vibe. The Maven was just as awesome in caramel, and pretty much identical in every other way to the chocolate one. The BNaughty is pretty awesome, too. I like that it uses easy to find aaa batteries. It's powerful, and the remote works at a pretty good distance. The only thing I don't like about it is that the remote lights up, which will waste battery life. Also, when I pulled the batteries out of the remote, the bullet stopped, which makes me think the bullet relies on a constant signal from the remote. Seems like this will use a lot of batteries, but we'll see.

The last time my wife and I played poker, she won. I hated it because I'd had a big lead and then I bet recklessly, and she got improbably good cards, and I lost. She didn't have a lot of energy, so she just had me give her a massage, then she had me tie my balls and she beat me before letting me cum. I don't even remember if I "sucked her dick" or kissed her ass. I do remember that I fucked my "bitch tube" (which is currently a semi-realistic pink translucent TPR sleeve I got as a freebie with an eBay order). Somewhere in there, she had me get the remote bullet and shove it up my ass. She laughed her ass off! I think it was the expression on my face, and being about to control what happened to my ass with the push of a button. But the unit we had was pretty cheap and flimsy and the remote only works when it's practically touching the bullet. And it takes some really unusual batteries which are expensive and aren't easy to find. Still it was fun!

I figure an upgrade will be even better. Along with that order, I got some more freebies. This annoyed me and I was about to pitch the lot, but I looked through them more carefully and decided to hang onto the condom, the "toy cover" (seems to be another condom), some drops that are supposed to make a pussy tingle - and a 3/4 inch (inner) diameter stretchy cock ring. Instant balls tied. Takes maybe 5 seconds, and is fairly tight, about the same as the elastic straps. Obviously looks neater. I like it so much I decided to get a couple more. I'd like it a little tighter, so I got a small and medium (I think the one I have is a large). They're supposed to come in the mail tomorrow (I just ordered them today!).

I also ordered the Vixskin Bandit, which is the only Vixskin dildo I'm really curious about (well, there IS Raquel). It's supposed to come day after tomorrow. Yay.

As you may be able to tell, I'm a wee bit jaded lately. I think part of it is I've been getting into better shape lately. That's meant a higher sex drive. For me. Not for my wife, although she has been a good sport. But her lack of enthusiasm has left me less enthusiastic (if just as orgasmic).

I've bought other outfits for her, in addition to the maid costume. I got a dominatrix one-piece, cupless and crotchless in a wet-look fake leather fabric. It's pretty hot! Even hotter, I got her a wetlook skirt and a cupless studded wetlook bra (actually part of a different set with matching studded wetlook crotchless bottoms, but I think it's MUCH sexier with the skirt).

And I got her a pair of patent leather 5" chunky knee-high boots. And I got her some leopard print tights. I bought FOUR different ones and returned the first three. They were man-made materials and stank to high heaven of chemicals. The fourth one is cotton (and a little spandex) and just smells like cotton.

She hasn't tried on ANY of this stuff. She has no energy for kinky sex games. I hope this is because of her work, which has been pretty awful lately, and not because of me. Because I've been pretty awesome lately! Anyway, I guess we'll see. I really need to stop with the toy buying. Still, i can't wait to see her in those clothes. And to try out the only other toy I've gotten, a wide-tip crop...

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What we've been doing is still pretty great. I've been getting a blowjob from her every few days (couple times a week), and another couple of times I cum kissing her ass with my dick between her feet. And usually with my balls tied! Yesterday (Sunday), I made her cum with my tongue and hands. She was distracted and I was less enthusiastic than usual, so it took longer than usual (and it usually takes a while anyway). I wanted to fuck her ass, but I settled for finger-fucking it while she sucked me off. I came in her mouth. She ran off and spat it out. Oh well....