Saturday, June 19, 2010

Balls Deep! ...or... Elvis has entered my ass!

Well, my wife finally pegged me tonight, but not with Johnny (although she had so much fun tonight she says she wants to fuck me again - ASAP- and was clearly excited about using Johnny to do it).

Earlier this week, I stumbled onto Vamp Silicone's "SoftSkin" line of realistic dildos while looking for a new strapon harness (more on that shortly). When I saw the balls on "Elvis", I had to have him! I've long been intrigued by Vixen's Vixskin Goodfella, but thought the size (5.5 inches insertable length by 1.5 inches diameter) was too small for me to enjoy. Elvis measures up at 6.25" long and 1.5 diameter at the head, swelling to 1.75 inches at the base. SoftSkin looked like Vamp's version of VixSkin, which, apart from being slightly sticky, is pretty damned awesome. As the description says, "Who doesn't love the realistic feeling of balls bouncing off your bottom while getting it on hot and heavy?"

As a matter of fact, I LOVE that feeling and remember it well, even though it's been more than 12 years since I was fucked by a man. I was only fucked by that man (the only guy I ever had any sort of sex with) maybe 6 times, and of those times, only twice did he fuck me energetically enough for his balls to slap against me.

But I remember it! It was powerful. And it's something I've been wanting to replicate while being pegged by my wife. So Elvis looked kind of amazing. I placed the order with SheVibe.com and waited (not very long because they ship FAST). Well...

The first thing I noticed when I pulled it out of the package - it doesn't feel realistic at all in the hand or mouth. SoftSkin is slightly softer than plain old silicone - but not nearly as soft or lifelike as VixSkin (which, as mentioned in my previous review, is not as lifelike as Cyberskin).

The balls are a nice size, shape and weight, but again, not very soft or lifelike. There is a lot I DO like about Elvis. It's jet black, which my wife vastly prefers to flesh tones. I like jet black, too - it's badass! The size is nice, like a medium-sized cock. It's just a little shorter and thinner than mine. I knew I could take it fairly easily. It's very "erect", which means that it sticks straight out when worn in a harness. The base is more solid than other dildos I have. And those balls...

Tonight my wife announced she wanted to fuck me! I pulled out Elvis and she liked it immediately. She also liked the Spareparts Joque harness I bought for her. A lot. She easily slipped it on and adjusted it. Then she ordered me to my knees for some ass kissing and dick sucking.

Then she ordered me to lube up my ass and assume the position (face down, ass up). I felt the head sliding in pretty easily and a couple of patient minutes later, she was balls-deep in my ass! The harder-than-life silicone did make for an easy insertion and it was soft enough to feel like a hard cock in my ass. And then she started fucking me. It felt good. She fucked me harder. "Fuck me like a bitch!" I cried out - and she obligingly fucked me like a bitch! At this point, I finally felt the balls slapping the bottom of my ass cheeks! Which was awesome.

As in previous pegging sessions, I was flat on the bed with my cock inside my trusty Slipinside #1 penis sleeve (definitely one of - if not THE - best sex toy bargain ever at less than $12). Johnny was there on the bed and my wife told me to lick and suck Johnny's balls. That sent me past the tipping point. In seconds, I was cumming as hard as I've ever cum in my life! My wife was still thrusting away and I had to stop her! It was too intense.

We had our post-bliss discussion. She had a great time and as I said at the beginning, she wants to fuck me again ASAP! She seemed a little hesitant to use something as big as Johnny, but I assured her that I'm ready. I hope we'll soon see!

She LOVES the SpareParts Joque harness, says it's so comfortable she forgot she was wearing a harness. It only took a few seconds for her to get it on and adjusted and it's supposed to be even easier after the first time. Elvis fit perfectly, and very securely, in the very clever stretchy fabric o ring. The reason I got this harness, besides all the good reviews, was that it can take almost any size dildo, from the Mustang to the Outlaw. And it makes her ass look even more fantastic! We think it may be the perfect harness for us.

As for Elvis, it's a cool dildo, but you can buy a VixSkin dildo like Johnny for the same money and still have $ left over. I probably wouldn't buy it again. But it did feel good in my ass. And the balls, while not as amazing as I'd hoped, did feel pretty good slapping against my ass. But it requires someone who really knows how to fuck to deliver that sensation. Fortunately, my wife is incredibly good.

I did write to both Vamp and Vixen, suggesting/requesting that they make a dildo the size of Johnny (or slightly larger) with fully articulated balls like Elvis or Goodfella. I'll buy from whichever company gets such a product on the market first!