Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Reflections on Pr0n

Well... it's nearly 1 am (my bedtime) and I've been surfing the internet in search of porn for the past several hours. Finding a LOT to my liking, too. It never ceases to amaze me how much is available FOR FREE.

I've got an external hard drive full of free internet porn. If I never download another byte, I've got enough potential orgasms in there to last me 69 lifetimes. Too bad you can't take it with you, huh?

What irks me is that if I'd stopped my surfing three hours ago when my beautiful wife went to bed, I might have had real life kinky sex tonight. Not for certain, but certainly possible. Why didn't I at least try? What's so great about great free porn?

Maybe the worst part is that what I really like about porn is... penises. That's right: I'm mainly in it for the COCK. So many great cocks on the internet. All longer and thicker than the only one I ever actually hooked up with. All so delicious and dominant looking. So many fantasies.

Being happily married to a seriously kinky woman, I have no interest in actually turning any of those fantasies into reality. If I want to suck dick, or get fucked, I simply mention it to her, she straps on a big fucking cock and I get my little bitch on. One of many reasons why I am the luckiest guy on earth.

But cyberskin isn't human skin and it can't cum in your mouth or up your ass. Which is why the fantasies are still compelling and all the strapon sex in the world isn't quite satisfying. That's why when I'm deep throating her strapon, I'm fantasizing about some pic I saw on the internet of some tall, buff, insanely hung guy I will never meet and wouldn't stand a chance with if I did.

Anyway, you might think I'd like gay porn, but aside from the occasional gay gang bang (little submissive guy gets nailed by half a dozen big dominant guys), I just like straight porn. I once read that straight guys often don't like hardcore porn because it's a turn-off for them to see another guy getting it on with "their" girl. That's how I feel about gay porn. Looking at the submissive guy (the one sucking or getting fucked) makes me resent him for being where I should be. And he's not a turn on to look at; the dominant guy is.

But watching a beautiful girl sucking or getting fucked is awesome. I love looking at sexy women, and I love watching dominant men getting head and fucking. Put the two together and it's perfect.

I know I'm weird. But I'll bet there are a lot of guys like me out there. And I'm glad they don't turn me on.

OK, to bed. Maybe I can hook up with my amazing and sexy wife in the morning...

Friday, September 18, 2009

Another Fantasy

My wife and I are walking in the woods in the late afternoon. Realizing we're in danger of being caught by nightfall, we take a shortcut. After some time, we realize we're being followed!

For a while, we stay ahead of our pursuers, but we make a wrong turn and end up cornered at the base of a cliff. We find ourselves face to face with two large, very fit blond men in jeans and t-shirts. They look mean. Without producing any weapons, they order us to kneel and we obey. They both unzip their pants and pull out large cocks. We have no choice but to suck! Out of the corner of my eye, I see my wife being forced to deepthroat and she also glances over at me. I feel humiliated and helpless.

After a long session of sucking, our captors take off the rest of their clothes and order us to strip, too. One of them lies down on the ground and orders my wife to climb on his huge dick. After she complies, he orders me to suck his big balls. His balls are too big; at first I can only suck one at a time, but at last I manage to suck both. My mouth is stretched and I can only describe the smell and taste as "superior." My wife's ass bounces up and down right and front of me. She is obviously enjoying herself! Every time she bottoms out on his cock, her asshole is right in front of my nose!

As I suck balls and smell my wife's fragrant asshole, I feel my own ass cheeks being spread. The other guy lubes up my ass and slides in first one finger, then two, then I feel the warm head of his thick cock pushing into my ass! I want to make him stop, but my mouth is full of balls and besides - I know he is much stronger than I am. I decide to relax and enjoy it. Slowly but relentlessly he pushes his cock into my ass. I try to relax but it's too big! It hurts! But finally his huge cock is all the way in. I feel his big balls pressed against my ass. He grabs my hips and starts fucking me, slowly at first, then faster and harder.

He slaps my ass very hard, repeatedly. He says things like: "TAKE it, bitch!" and "How do you like my big COCK up your bitch ASS, boy?!" I keep sucking balls and smelling ass. Finally I'm so aroused I can't help touching myself.

After a long time of this, my wife's pace slows; I can tell she's about to cum hard! At the same time, I feel the guy's balls tighten in my mouth and I know he's spurting his cum into my wife. They both cry out in ecstasy. The guy fucking me also slows down, slides his cock all the way up my ass and holds it there. I feel his warm thick cum spurting hard into my ass! At that moment, my wife, still bottomed out on the big cock cumming inside her, lets out a HUGE hissing fart right into my nose! It smells strongly of sulfur and burns my nose and all the way into my lungs! Realizing what she's done, she laughs loudly, which bounces her ass cheeks on the cheeks of my face and rubs her asshole all over my nose. I can't hold it any longer. The guy fucking me notices this and orders me to catch my cum in my hand. Of course I obey. When I finish cumming, my hand is overflowing. He orders me to eat it! Reluctantly, I comply. Then the guy who came inside my wife orders me to roll over and for my wife to squat over my face. He makes me eat his cum out of her pussy!

They tie us to a tree in such a way that my wife is sitting on my face. They take our clothes and our packs and leave us there in the dark...

Saturday, August 8, 2009

More Jackazz Favorites

Each one of these has made me cum more than once, some MANY times!

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Not sure if anyone will ever read this, but if you do, let me know whether you like.

From the early early morning to the early early night

My wife's a morning person; I'm a night owl. She gets up around 6 am, goes to bed around 10 pm. I get up at 9 am and sleep at 1 am.

This creates problems with our sex life. But thanks to my wife, it hasn't been a problem lately. I don't mind getting up at 9:30 instead of 9 and my wife doesn't mind coming back to bed for a few minutes at 7 or so.

Even if she's not in the mood for sex at all, she enjoys having her ass kissed, licked, sucked and generally worshiped. I can usually tell when she's in that mood. I'll whisper in her ear, "what would you like?" and she'll answer, sometimes wordlessly by turning away from me and pulling down her panties, pointing her bare ass at me. Other times she'll say "it's been too long since you kissed my ass" or "why don't you KISS... my... ASS... bitch!" or just "kiss my ass".

I kiss the back of her neck and down her back, then all over her ass before sticking my face up her butt crack. The smell of her ass always makes me want to cum. I put my dick between her feet or else fuck the slave tube. Often, she'll squeeze my balls with her feet or give my balls little kicks. Sometimes I just smell her asshole and plant kisses on her ass cheeks, ass crack and asshole; other times I lick her ass crack and asshole as clean as I can, and/or suck on her asshole. It's fairly rare, but sometimes she farts in my nose. Hardly ever (I only remember once) my mouth. 99% of the time I cum within seconds after she farts. If I'm taking longer than she likes, she rolls over onto my face and face bounces or grinds my face with her full weight (135 lbs or so). That also makes me cum pretty much instantly. I think the longest it ever took me to cum from kissing her ass this way was 10 minutes.

If she has gotten in the mood during this (about 1/3 times), she will roll over onto her back and pull on my ear or my hair and I'll know she wants me to lick her pussy. I always keep licking until she pulls on my head again, signaling she's had enough. Usually then, I'll keep going a little longer, until she asks me again to stop. She always cums, usually 3 or 4 times. Sometimes we get "a big one" or three, but sometimes it's just little ones.

It's a great way to start the day!

Jack Azz

Here are few of my all-time favorite ass pics at Jackazz.nl:

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There are hundreds of incredible ass pics there. Thousands. It's been a regular online stop of mine since 2005 or so.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Safety Dance

I've been traveling a lot and have been away from my wife more often than not for the past month. This is a drag, but I've still had a lot of good sex -- without cheating!

I had with me the following:

  • My trusty Slipinside (#1) masturbation sleeve. My wife calls this my "slave tube".
  • Lube.
  • A short parachute cord necklace, which I use to tie my balls. I've attached a 1 inch metal ring (with a butterfly knot if you're curious) so I can clip my balls to things.
  • A split heavy o-ring, also for testicle bondage. It also has an attachment ring on the bottom. It screws together with an allen wrench and with a 1.5 inch inner diameter, it's tight!
  • A 20 lb dumbbell (doubles as a workout device!)
  • 2 carabiners and some 1/2 inch webbing.
  • A set of handcuffs.
  • A set of leg cuffs.
  • A leather collar with ring attachment points.
  • A vibrating butt plug.
  • A fur-lined leather slapper.
  • A short (3') leather whip.
  • A cyberskin dream dick.
  • 8 porn tapes (I Swallow, Down the Hatch, Cream Pie for the Straight Guy, Femdom Facesitters, The Art of the CumFart, Swedish Erotica and Fashionistas).
I ended up watching only I Swallow, specifically the first scene, where Bobbi Bliss DEVOURS 3 HUGE black dicks. I couldn't watch more than about a minute each of the five or six times before cumming. I stood at the desk in my room, bound my balls and then attached them with webbing and carabiners to the dumbell, so that it pulled hard when I stood up enough to put my dick (in the slipinside) on the desk. Then I pressed play, cuffed my hands behind my back and fucked the tube.

Came in a minute or so, pressed Stop with my nose, carefully turned around, grabbed the handcuff key off the desk, spent a minute or two undoing the cuffs (I need more practice) and then released my balls, which felt SO good and continued the orgasmic sensation for another 30 seconds or so, giving me a VERY satisfying orgasm of about 2.5 minutes! A couple of times my dick came out of the tube before I could undo my balls, but every time was excellent.

I also have a selection of porn & fetish porn short movies and pictures on a secure external drive. I masturbated a couple of times looking at pics. I used the bed for these.

One time I tied my balls and then loaded on my laptop a full screen pic of Peaches (Hungarian porn model, gorgeous brunette, 6' tall, voluptuous tits & ASS) , carefully placed the computer on the bed, cuffed my hands behind my back and flung myself down on the bed as if I'd been thrown down. Then I stared at Her Superior ASS and fantasized that She had just thrown me down on the bed and was going to abuse me for Her sadistic pleasure.

I am Her full-time real-life slave; She is secretly very dominant and sadistic. She keeps me, a former unsatisfying lover (too short, not muscular enough, dick too small), around as her willing personal slave because 1) She enjoys wielding power and giving pain; 2) She enjoys the heady sensation of being worshiped by an inferior and 3) being a busy woman with several male and female sexual partners and a demanding full-time modeling career to juggle, She really needs help that saves time, help like doing all the housekeeping (of course) as well as more personal duties such as dressing and bathing Her, wiping Her Ass after She goes to the bathroom, licking Her to orgasm daily -- that sort of thing. If I am good and it amuses Her, She allows me to cum every day or two.

This is my reward orgasm. As always, she makes it humiliating.


She whips me as I stare at photo of Her Ass and fuck the slave tube. The whip falls hard again and again on my back, ass and thighs. Then she puts Her big Foot on the back of my head and stands up onto the bed. She puts Her other foot on my balls and rocks back and forth in a surfer stance. It hurts! She laughs.

She wears the handcuff key around Her neck and a very short dress that just barely comes down below Her Ass. She has her hair tied back in a ponytail. She is topless and barefoot. She is standing behind me holding the whip in a loose coil. I see Her in the mirror and myself also. She towers over me in an aura of pure Power. She glows. She places Her Foot under my mouth and orders me to kiss it, to lick it, to suck Her toes one by one and lick between them. She tells me to cum with the taste of Her foot in my mouth. She squats down until She is sitting on my head. She is heavy but Her ASS is so smooth and sexy on my head I don't mind the weight (though I do feel completely owned). Her dress falls forward and blocks out everything else. She is the whole world. I fuck the tube harder and try to keep worshiping Her Foot, which is still in my mouth.

Suddenly She farts and the smell is noxious and strong! I feel Her shake with laughter. The smell lingers powerfully inside the prison of Her dress. She farts again! I feel Her Pussy hair move on my head as she continues to laugh. I breathe as much of Her Fart as I can; the smell is inescapable. No matter how much of it I breathe, I want more! I can't help it! I feel the wetness of Her Pussy on my head and I cum, moaning loudly as a I do. She leans back and grabs the ring attached to my balls. She pulls WAY too hard and laughs again when my body jerks. Keeping the pressure on my balls, She reaches under me and rips the tube rudely off my dick, rolls me over and tells me to open wide -- She is going to make me eat my own cum out of the slave tube!

That's just one of several submissive fantasy sessions I had while away from my wife. I also cuffed my hands in front of me and sucked dick a couple of times, once with the butt plug in my butt, fantasizing that my Goddess was forcing me to suck dick, and/or to suck Her strap on in front of Her superior (to me) male lover(s) while She had sex with them. Of course the butt plug was Her doing, too!

I also put on the leg cuffs and connected them too tightly to my balls. I slapped myself with the slapper -- fur side on my balls, leather side on my face and ass. I whipped myself... I fantasized that other people (mostly women but also men) were binding, dominating, using and abusing me to amuse themselves. For some reason, I'm really into nut bondage and torture lately, probably because of the intense orgasmic sensations, so that was part of every session.

I had dominant fantasies, too. Even for those I bound my balls. Sometimes I fantasized I was fucking another man's wife, having beaten him in personal combat. I fantasized the man had to suck My Balls while I fucked his wife; I'd made a deal with him that I'd pull out of his wife before I came if he agreed to eat My Cum and to keep his face near My Dick at all times, mouth wide open. He had to keep his eyes on My Dick at all times, too. I reneged on the deal, cumming inside his wife's pussy or ass anyway. Then I stuck My Dick in his mouth for the last couple of spurts.

I love masturbation! I'm very glad to be back with my wife but if you have a good imagination, you can ALWAYS have a good time AND remain faithful.

Fun with the wife

It took a couple of weeks, but wife and I finally did my fantasy. The head was good. The anal was better.

First I made her kneel. Than I put the collar on her, then cuffed her in front and locked cuffs to collar. Made her look down until she started sucking my dick, then I made her maintain eye contact.

I was soon about to bust, so I stopped her and asked if she wanted me to fuck her in the ass. She said yes!!! So I made her crawl onto the bed and present her ass. I've added a new toy, a bit gag, since my last post. I put the bit gag on her and attached two shoelaces as "reins". I licked her ass briefly, lubed it good, inserted a finger, then two, then screwed the glass twisty wand all the way in and fucked her with it. Then I made her beg me to assfuck her. I love hearing her say things like, "please assfuck me, master!" especially when she's gagged.

I mounted her, took hold of the reins and pulled back just enough to force her to lift her head and see herself in the mirror. As I did that, I eased the head of my cock into her asshole. She tightened up as usual. I pulled out, waited a few seconds and then was about to put it back in. She farted loudly (!) and I spanked her ass with my riding crop for being disrespectful! Then I slid my dick back into her ass, slowly, and started fucking her while I kept the reins tight. I asked her if she liked my dick up her ass. She said "yes, master!"

I pulled her up to doggie position, slid my dick back in and ordered her to "suck my dick with your slut ass!" She complied nicely. I didn't have to use my crop at all (but I did swat her ass a couple of times anyway, just for fun) ! I kept the reins tight and told her to look at herself in the mirror a couple of times. When I got close to cumming, I made her beg me to cum in her ass. Of course I came hard; I stayed in until my orgasm was totally over (about 60 seconds).

Then I slowly pulled out and gave her a kiss on the cheek, unlocked the collar and took the cuffs off her. We talked for a couple of minutes about the session. She didn't enjoy the gag, but knows I did and is OK with using it again. She said she enjoyed the anal A LOT, which makes me a very happy man.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Intro

Had my first orgasm in three days this morning. Fucked my "slave tube" while I sucked a nice big cyberskin dream dick.

Thought about tying my balls but came before I could get around to it. Kept the dick all the way in my throat and swallowed several times until I finished cumming. Thinking about "his" orgasm (massive of course) made me cum harder. Kept "him" balls deep for 15 seconds at least. Would love to receive a blowjob finale like that.

Got my new handcuffs in the mail, Peerless 700, black finish. Tried them on. More comfortable than S&W or Hiatts. Easy to use. Nice.

Looking forward to using them on my wife, maybe this afternoon. I want to cuff her hands in front, lock the leather collar on her, padlock the cuffs to the collar and make her fondle my balls while she sucks my dick.

Then I'll fuck her from behind, maybe anally. I'll have her "suck my dick" with her ass (and/or pussy). I'll slap her ass and thighs with my 18" riding crop when the tempo is wrong.

If she annoys me, I'll apply the nipple stix until she begs mercy.

I'll cum inside her.

Maybe I'll let her Hitachi herself while she sucks my balls, or maybe I'll tie her and then use my hands and mouth (and Hitachi). She will cum hard and repeatedly either way.

She has no idea what's coming!