Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Bliss!

This week has been wonderful so far!

The morning after my last entry started with me kissing my goddess, then touching her everywhere, then licking her to several glorious orgasms!

Then she gave me some great head and then turned around and sat on my face. I licked her some more and she continued the amazing oral and hand pleasure she was giving me. She mixed in a little ball-squeezing and -busting, too! She's become very good at CBT!

After a couple of minutes 69ing with her on top, she sat up on my face (while still stroking my cock with her hands), bounced on my face just a couple of times - and released a short, pungent fart right into my nose! Then she sat down on my face with most of her weight, shifted slightly - and released a HUGE pungent fart!!

After some laughter, she leaned forward to take my hard cock back into her talented and hungry mouth. In a few seconds, of course, I came with full power! She held me tight in her hands and mouth until I stopped cumming (which was somewhere between 30 and 60 seconds). I could smell her fart the entire time and it kept making me want to cum even more. Not to mention the sight of her gorgeous ass, right there in my face, OWNING me completely. WOW!

I came kissing her ass twice this week and once I fucked her pretty well for first thing in the morning...but I've been thinking about the events of the weekend more than anything else this week. It's like I already got what I want for Christmas!

I hope everyone reading this gets what they want, too!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

The joy and thrill of KISSING ASS !

If I've learned one thing about human sexuality, it's this: everybody loves to get their ass kissed!

Some love it more than others, but I have yet to meet anyone who hates getting their ass kissed. I've kissed ass probably thousands of times, but only seven or eight different asses, all but one of them women. The typical reaction is amusement followed by sexual arousal. A couple of the women were kind of embarrassed and stiff about it at first, but in the end they loved it, too. For two of the women, kissing their ass seemed to flip their dominance switch to "on"!

My first girlfriend liked to tell me to kiss her ass. When she didn't feel like having sex, she'd roll away, pull down her panties if she wasn't already naked and tell me to kiss her ass! And I did it, every time! She would move her hips to rub her ass in my face and to jam my face farther up her crack. Kissing her ass always made me cum - quickly and hard. I think it started with me kissing her entire body. Every square inch from head to toe. Some spots got more attention than others and of course her ASS got more attention than anywhere else. She was VERY amused, aroused - and soon dominant. I wish I'd know how to ask her to fart in my face because I know she would have LOVED that!

My second girlfriend was more shy about it. Which is kind of surprising, because my first girlfriend was a virgin when we started dating and my second girlfriend told me she'd been with about a dozen guys. I guess none of them ever kissed her absolutely amazing ASS! She was 5'9" and very nicely curved. Athletic. Tight, round, muscular ass. She was so sexually awesome that for the first couple of months after we started having sex, if she didn't feel like fucking, she'd give me a blowjob! I got a blowjob ever other day or so for something like 8 weeks!! She gave good head and got better the longer we were together. She couldn't quite deepthroat me but she used her hands and mouth together really well and even swallowed without being asked! But as our relationship went on, she downgraded me to mostly handjobs with occasional blowjobs - and instead of fucking every other day, it became twice a week, then once...and then she'd just say she wasn't in the mood and she wanted to sleep. I asked if I could kiss her ass and pleasure myself while I kissed it. I could tell she thought it was weird but she let me do it. "That didn't take long!", I remember her saying the first time. She laughed a little and that made her ass, which was still touching my face, shake in a very sexy, humiliating way! I remember always hoping she'd fart in my face but I didn't dare ask and she never did.

My third girlfriend was also tall, and less surprisingly shy. She'd only been with two other guys before me and apparently I was MUCH better at sex than those guys had been. She treated me like a sex god! Whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted was the way it went, almost from beginning to end. When I kissed her ass, she didn't say anything, but I knew she loved it. She had a big round ass that was softer than my previous girlfriend, but I loved it at least as much. After kissing her ass one night, she pulled me up and guided my cock to where my tongue had been. I asked if she was sure and she moved her hand to my ass and urged my hips forward. That was my first anal sex experience and only the first of many I had with her. Ass kissing was the default when she didn't feel like sex and I always enjoyed it - but I always wished she could be dominant like my first girlfriend. I asked her once to tell me to kiss her butt, but she got angry and asked "Is this a 'kiss my ass' thing?" I answered 'no' because I could tell how she felt. I think she farted a tiny fart in my face once, by accident. But I couldn't ask her about things like that.

Finally, there's my goddess! I started kissing her ass while doing 69 with her on top. I reached up to massage her breasts and she took that to mean I wanted her to sit up onto my face! I've never been too shy with her - or she with me. I told her early on that I like kissing her ass, and she let me know she likes for me to kiss it! And lick it...and SUCK it...and breath it in...and TAKE IT when she wants to facefuck me or facesit me or faceBOUNCE me or faceFART me!! Again during 69 with her on top, she farted in my face by accident. And I came about three seconds later. I was comfortable enough with her to let her know WHY I'd cum so quick and so hard. I asked her if she could do it on purpose. She agreed to try! The first time was awkward. She was really nervous. But she did it and soon learned to LOVE farting in my face. She also loves having her ass licked. Somehow we figured out that she could hold my dick between her feet while I'm kissing her ass (maybe we're just built right for each other that way!) and that's our default when she doesn't feel like fucking. Sometimes, though, I'll cum on her feet with her fart gas deep in my lungs and then she'll roll over and have me lick her to several orgasms (after first cleaning my cum off her feet with my tongue!)

My goddess is asleep upstairs right now - what am I doing down here!? I'm going up there and with a little luck, I'll kiss ass yet again in the morning! Good Night, all!!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Learning to kiss ASS

I started becoming an ass kisser around age 6.

A 7 year old boy who'd just moved into the neighborhood "taught" me some sex games. He taught me to suck his dick (although we both thought that literally meant to suck on it like a lollipop!) and he also taught me to "study" his "butt", which meant kneeling behind him with my face right behind his ass. I was surprised to find I liked the way it smelled (although I would never have admitted it). He never asked me to kiss his ass but even at that age I knew there was something submissive about having my face there. Again, I wouldn't have admitted it or even have had the words to say anything like that - but I felt it.

Something else I "felt" was a hot, smelly "breeze" when he farted in my face about a year later! We were still playing our games and he kept adding new ones. Now he liked to stick his dick up against my asshole with both of us standing and to push me around like that. He still liked for me to suck his dick (he also sucked mine, but only about half as often as he had me suck his). By this time, he had learned how dick sucking really worked and he moved my head up and down on his dick (bigger than mine, thick and straight) and thrust his dick deeper into my mouth. He didn't like it when I used my hands to stop him going too deep. He taught me to reach around and hold his ass cheeks tightly, which is still my favorite when I'm giving head. He made me gag a lot!

The fart was a complete, humiliating surprise. He had moved, and his new neighborhood had lots of kids, a couple of whom joined our games. One of them was watching that day. We were in the big playhouse in his new yard. The playhouse was roughly the size of a small room in a house. It had a window, but he'd covered it so we had privacy. He said he wanted me to show the new guy how to study a butt. He stood up on a chair and spread his ass cheeks. I stood right behind him with my nose about an inch from his asshole. I could feel the warmth of his ass on the cheeks of my face and smell the familiar aroma strongly. I was really enjoying it when without warning, I felt a hot wind in my face and saw his asshole flex open. When I heard the sound and smelled the methane I knew he'd farted in my face! He and his friend (who was also a year older) both burst out laughing! I was so humiliated I wanted to cry!

Within a year, my friend had moved again and had discovered girls. He invited me to play some games with him and a couple of girls. More accurately, HE played with the girls. Mostly, I watched or did something submissive to him in front of a girl. He especially liked to make me suck his dick and for me to spread my ass so he could stick his dick up against my asshole. I remember the first time, he told the girl that he wanted her to do these things and he would use me to show them what to do.

The only thing he let me do directly with the girls was "study their butts". One of the girls was my age, the other was a year older. I didn't like the younger one much. She was freckled and giggly and wasn't very good at the games. Mostly she just wanted to look at our bodies. The older girl was more serious, dark-haired, already somewhat curved (especially her ass) and taller than me. When she looked (down) at me, her brown eyes seemed to be saying "I'm in charge of you". She sucked his dick after watching me do it but she wouldn't let him stick his dick between her ass cheeks. She said he could put his face there if he wanted. She'd watched me study his butt. I had been afraid he would fart and relieved that he had spared me THAT humiliation!

When they whispered to each other, I knew something was going on...I remember seeing her eyes get a little wide and then she looked at me with a wicked little grin. She asked me if I wanted to study her butt. Of course I said yes! I kneeled behind her and put my nose up in her ass crack. I liked the way her ass smelled even better than my friend's! We were in the basement and she was leaning on a table. She stepped back, pushing my back against the wall and pressing my face further up her ass! She rubbed her ass in my face a little while making "na na na na na!" taunting sounds! She and my friend both laughed. I was a little shocked by this and was trying to push her ass off my face when she suddenly eased forward just a little, paused, and then blasted a three-second fart right into my nose and open mouth! I immediately realized what was happening and tried to get away, but she moved back and pinned my face to the wall with her ass! They were laughing so hard! I was red in the face with embarrassment!

That same year in school, I hung around mostly with two friends, one of whom farted A LOT. His favorite game was to have one of us hold the third boy down so he could fart on his head! I was the strongest of the three of us and could have avoided getting farted on - but I pretended to be overpowered because I secretly liked it! The other guy seemed to genuinely hate being farted on, but because I was stronger, he never got away! Years later, my gassy friend and I played some more adult games...

Over the next couple of years, I constantly found excuses to put my face behind nice asses! I'd choose my seat in class based on who was sitting in front of me. I dropped my pencil A LOT! On the bus, I'd try to get an aisle seat near the front so everybody's ass would be in face as they got on and off! When we walked up the stairs in groups, I would time it so I was right behind a nice ass! I was much more into girls than boys by this time, but I still liked my aggressive friend. Sometimes we'd wrestle and I'd find a way to get my face right in his ass.

Right around puberty, two things happened that I think made me an ass kisser for life. One day, a guy in our class told a story about watching his cousin come home late from a date. Apparently, they didn't realize he was watching them. The girl told the boy: "kiss my butt". The boy said he would kiss it if she would "bare it". She pulled down her pants and "he kissed her butt"! I found myself thinking about that over and over and over as I started touching myself. I'd look at the girl's butts on the swimsuit and underwear pages of catalogs and imagine kissing them!

A few months after hearing the story, I was playing with three girls on the playground, when out of the blue, one of them told me: "kiss my butt"! Just like in the story, I told her I would if she would "bare it" - to my amazement, she said she would! The four of us sneaked back into the school and went to the large storage closet behind our classroom. It would be deserted for the next 20 minutes or so... The "kiss my butt" girl, a blue-eyed dirty blonde, asked me if I was really going to kiss it. I said sure if she'd show me her bare ass. One of her friends said "what about me?" I said I'd kiss hers, too. So the blonde lifted her skirt, lowered her panties and said "well?" I was embarrassed to do it in front of her friends, but I kneeled down behind her and planted a kiss on her left ass cheek! I wanted to keep kissing it and to stick my face in her crack, but she laughed (they all did) and she quickly pulled up her panties and lowered her skirt. Her friend said "it's my turn!" and pulled her skirt up and panties down. I was still on my knees. I kissed her ass, too! She let me kiss it all over. When I started nuzzling her crack, she pulled away, laughing. The third girl didn't let me kiss her butt; she thought it was "gross" - but she did laugh at me along with the others!

And that is how, but the tender age of 11, I became a full-fledged ass kisser. I'm pretty sure my first orgasm found me fantasizing about kissing ass and/or getting farted on - not to mention a huge percentage of my orgasms since then!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Happy Submission and other thoughts

I started today in the best way - with my face where it belongs, stuffed as far into my goddess's ass as possible. I kissed, licked and sucked her gorgeous ass while she held my cock and balls tightly between her feet. It didn't take long until I had a magnificent orgasm! I offered to give her as many orgasms as she wanted but she said she'd rather wait for that until tomorrow.

I realized today, not for the first time, that I'm different from most other guys. Maybe I'm just more honest in my desires or maybe my desires are different. But in the supermarket today, I saw many women with beautiful asses (!) and each time, I imagined what it would be like to have my face there, how it would feel for her to bounce up and down on my face, how it would feel and smell for her to fart on me! After seeing one such lovely ass and having a brief submissive fantasy, I overheard two other guys talking about the same woman. One of them commented on her breasts, the other agreed and said she had a nice ass, too. The breast man wondered what kind of noises she'd make during sex. The other guy wondered if she'd give good head. So different from my own thoughts! I checked out the guys, both athletic and confident, and imagined myself at their feet, being forced by the hot babe to pleasure them both! I doubt any of the three of them had any thoughts like that. Well, fortunately my goddess has the same kind of twisted mind I do!

In other news, I heard a rumor that Queen AdyBa may release new clips soon! I hope it's true. She is the best amateur facesitting and farting dominatrix - in the world! And come to think of it - she's better than all the "professional" dominatrices, too....

Not as good, but still a serious turn-on for me, is Strapon-Hell. Their videos are hot Russian girls dominating guys, mainly with strap-ons. I like that they also dominate in other ways, including "forced" pussy- and ass-licking. But one thing I find annoying is that usually, they use ridiculously large dildos. The slave can't suck much of it and when the mistress fucks him, she can't thrust it in very far and she often has to keep her hand on the dildo. Kind of ruins the illusion that it's part of her, you know? And of course most of their videos are lacking in passion, which is the main reason I prefer Clubdom or Men are Slaves. But none of them are in the same league as Queen AdyBa.

I have other thoughts, but they'll have to wait. I have to get a good night's sleep because my tongue will be very busy in the morning!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Things I've learned about my sexuality

In the past couple of months, I've learned a lot about my sexual desires.

1) I'm not as gay as I thought I was. Maybe this is just because I haven't met the right guy(s), but women turn me on A LOT more than men do. I'm attracted to something like 1 in 10 women I meet. With guys, it's more like 1 in 100. I guess I've always known this, but with so much of my sex life lately involving dildos in my mouth and/or up my ass, I guess I almost wish I liked guys more.

The Kinsey Scale says I'm a 2 (Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual). There have been times in my life when I was exclusively homosexual - but that was only because I wasn't having any success with women. Most of the time I've been exclusively hetero, and at those times, I'm usually not interested in men much, or at all. Even at my most interested, I'm usually turned on almost entirely by a guy's dick. Hands are kind of a turn-on too. If he's really hot, I might be into his ass, legs or torso. I've never wanted to kiss a guy and I'm VERY glad my Goddess hasn't mentioned this!

2) For me, when it comes to phalluses, bigger is better - but only up to a point. And for me that point is about 7 inches long and 6 inches around. I learned this by trial and error. I've only been with one guy (not counting naked play with other boys when I was 7-9) and that guy's dick was about 6.5 X 5. And it was AMAZING to me. I could gag on it and if he stuck it up my ass too fast, it hurt like hell. It always satisfied me and making it cum was a demanding job! I'm not sure I would have liked a bigger dick any more. My experience with dildos suggests I would have, but only up to 7"X6".

This WAS a surprise to me. I'd always assumed when I started playing with dildos, that I'd keep wanting bigger and that I'd "never look back" at smaller dildos the same way. But instead, I still love and deeply enjoy (pun not intended!) my smaller dildos. And I don't really enjoy the giant ones at all. The Dream Dick, Johnny and Buck are the perfect size for me. On the smaller side, Elvis and the Cybercock are still outstanding. I have somewhat more powerful anal orgasms with Buck or Johnny than with Elvis, but it's not night and day. I cum just as hard sucking the Cybercock as anything bigger (nice size and the balls are AMAZING).

The Outlaw is too fucking big. The Captain is pretty good, but requires too much warmup and doesn't give any more pleasure for it. The Extreme Cock is fun once in a while, the Tommy Gunn is fun sometimes, too. But I enjoy the smaller ones any time and could enjoy them every day with mucho pleasure and no pain.

On the other hand...there is also such a thing as too small. I think the design of the Vixskin Goodfella is brilliant - full 360° balls - but at 5'5'' by 1.5'' he's too small. I can't gag on him and I barely feel him in my ass.

3) The female ass is my #1 turn-on. This is also no surprise. It's been true since I hit puberty. I guess recently I thought I was more into kinky sex - whipping, ballbusting, pegging (etc). But my Goddess can work me over for a very long time in any number of kinky ways and while I always enjoy it, I can usually keep from cumming. But if she sits on my face, no matter how hard I might try to resist, I'm done in a very short while. Wow!