Watched some porn today but didn't cum. I easily could have cum at least twice, but I'm holding off for a couple of days. Today was the second day of that couple of days.
The porn I watched was good. I watched scene 4 of Ass Masters 2. 3 hot girls, 2 well-hung guys and some nice dirty minds. Lots of ass licking, good head, good fucking...I won't spoil the ending for you!
I looked up the girls' profiles on IAFD and saw that one of the girls has done work for Strapon-Hell. So I watched her in that. She was amazing, beating the guy, clamping his nipples, abusing his balls a little, making him suck her dick, fucking him and beating him at the same time, making him do ATM. And she just looks so fucking good, tall and built and cruel. Nelly, aka Lucie at Strapon-Hell. She just turned 19 and just entered the business this year. But she has serious skills. And screen presence.
So with my sturdier-than-usual hard-on, I tried to take a few pics to post to my album at CSC. But it's harder than I thought! It's not hard getting a shot looking down. That you can do without taking your attention or your hand off your cock. But if you want to shoot from some other angle, you'll have to set up the shot, set the timer, keep your erection until the shutter clicks...and it's not easy to do. Respect to porn stars who do it for a living! It's not as easy as it looks.
Accepted a challenge and responded to a message, but otherwise kept myself silent at CSC today. It was a very quiet day. I kept taking my attention off of work to see what was happening. No shit talking. No cam chatting. Just a few guys checking in and checking out. I want to be "manhandled" by big dicked guys on there some more!!
Here's a fantasy: a dick size contest in real life, 5 guys or so, smallest guy has to suck off and/or be fucked by all the other guys. Maybe in bondage.
I've been thinking about various femdom scenarios. One idea is a femdom video star keeping a male slave in her house, in a jail cell when he's not working making videos. He has to bind himself to the bars (restraints and locks in place) before she'll open the cell door. Then she comes in and abuses/milks him to two or three orgasms. And THEN she puts him to work, filming clips where she's whipping him, facesitting/farting, ballbusting, pegging, forced-bi...of course she has other boyfriends and goes out with them.
I'm increasing turned on by forced bi. Another idea would be a contest between two slaves (could be anything, even a cock size contest). The winner would get abused by Mistress while the loser sucks him off (or gets fucked by him). Mistress would of course abuse the loser, too.
A similar idea would be the competition between two guys for a girl. Winner gets the girl. Loser has to watch and to clean up and swallow the winner's sperm from the girl's mouth/pussy/ass/feet/whatever. Another idea: instead of competing for a girl, they're competing for a shot at the other guy's wife. Or for both the wives together (one or both of them could dominate the loser).
Something most people don't realize about cum eating: when a woman eats a man's cum, her body adapts to be more accepting of his sperm from then on (for how long I have no idea). It makes it more likely for her to get pregnant by him. That's pretty powerful.
I love to have my cum eaten. And to eat a guy's cum. Even eating my own is OK, but it's so unbelievably hot to give another guy an orgasm and to feel the power of it so intimately. And there's nothing like the persistent taste of sperm to make me feel like a complete bitch! Which I love! I think I could swallow sperm with the dick in my throat now. My cocksucking and deepthroating skills have improved dramatically over the last few years. Having the variety of dildos to practice on is key. And of course, actually practicing. but probably half the time lately when I cum I've got a dick my mouth, often my throat, sometimes my ass. Life is good.
More tomorrow (probably). Maybe I'll talk about my gay life after high school. All with the same guy. Not sure if anyone actually reads this, but feedback is always welcome...
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Buck, and other things
So Buck came in the mail today! He was beautiful right out of the box. Maybe my favorite part of my first impression was that he looks a lot like my own cock. He doesn't even look bigger at first glance. But I realized quickly that he was very thick at the base - 6.375! - and overall I measured an average girth of 5.813 and a delicious head of 5.75", bigger than Johnny or the Dream Dick. 6.5 inches long, as advertised.
I put my mouth on it about 30 seconds after opening the package! It's the most lifelike Vixskin I've seen yet. Darker skin tone than the Caramel Johnny. Great veins, a shape that it seems like MUST have been from a man's real cock. I had to open wide to get the head in, but going down the shaft, it didn't seem that big (although I could feel the head the whole time - what a great blowjob I could give this guy!!). And then I got close to the bottom, and that big head went into my throat and I started to gag and had to pull up! But I was able to throat fuck myself with it pretty successfully after that. I want to get pegged with him!
I sucked Johnny and the Dream Dick in turn after "satisfying" Buck. Johnny seemed unrealistic and smaller (but still good), the Dream Dick seemed bigger and a little more challenging (but I felt the head less). And then back to Buck, because if I'd just sucked him off, I now wanted to gently suck out every last drop!
My stats at Cock Size Contest (CSC) are now 19 wins, 36 losses and 2 ties. One of the guys I tied with calls himself dinky (bulgeless). Dude, wtf! You may think of yourself as dinky and bulgeless, but my dick is plenty big, thank you very much.
I'm making too many comments and being too much of a submissive bitch there, I think. I think I'll just respond and not make too many comments the next couple of days and see what happens.
I realized today that not only do some guys overstate their size, but some guys seem to deliberately understate their size, I guess so they'll lose more. But almost all the guys with dicks smaller than mine are complete bitches, more submissive even than me. I find them a turn off. I hope I'm not so much of a turn off, but I'm afraid I may be. Like I say, I'm going to STFU for a couple days and see what happens.
I noticed I was less aroused today at CSC. Just to make sure my equipment was still working right, I watched some straight porn (Aletta Angel giving good head to two guys with nice dicks (one I'd guess about 6 inches long by 5 inches around and nicely curved upwards, the other guy's dick was straight and maybe 6.75 inches by 5.75 or so). She could deepthroat the smaller guy and actually seemed to like sucking his dick more than the bigger guy. And the smaller guy got to fuck her gorgeous ass and finally come up inside there. The big guy came in her mouth and she drooled it back out. She kept sucking them both. She didn't seem to want it to end. My dick was hard as a rocket.
So I guess I'm not that gay, or maybe I just didn't get bitched around enough today. I'm a 2 (mainly into girls, but more than incidentally into guys) on the Kinsey Scale and when I'm horny enough for cock, I'm a 3 (bisexual). I'm sure if I really were surrounded by gay or bi guys with big dicks, I'd fall on my knees in half a second and try to suck all of them off, deepthroating, face-fucking, even some ass-licking for truly hot guys. I'd want to swallow all the cum. I would hope to be facefucked, dickslapped, bossed around, taunted - all of the above and whatever else the dominant big dick guys want.
The horniest thing that happened today was making a "bet" with a guy who I knew I'd lose to, that the loser had to give the winner a blowjob (imaginary of course) in front of a well-hung (allegedly) dude who liked the idea. I started to go on cam chat but chickened out. I think I need some kind of mask and then I'll do it. One thing for sure: I'm going to the gym faithfully from now on!
My appetite has decreased and I have a "funny feeling" in my stomach. It's kind of like being in love - but I know it's actually LUST!
I remember feeling this way when I first sucked a dick to completion at age 16. (I'll have to write a full entry about my gay experiences). But the only guy I ever made cum was a good friend of mine, maybe my best friend. He was spending the night at my house, had helped me with my paper route (85 mile rural night car route), and after we got home in the predawn, I got him horny by showing him Playboy's Girls of Summer. He took off his undies under the covers. "For luck", he joked, putting his undies under his pillow. A few minutes after the lights went out, I peeked over the edge of the bed and saw his naked ass (he was only 15 and his ass was hairless and irresistibly shapely. I kissed his rounded and muscular ass cheeks, smelled his crack (smelled like clean sweat), kissed his crack - and then he rolled over towards me and I retreated. I waited, then peeked again. This time, I saw his dick. Surprisingly maybe, I hadn't expected that. I had just wanted to kiss his ass, but there was his dick and I got that funny feeling in my stomach even more than I'd had it already. His cock was similar in overall size to mine, probably about the same length, a little thinner and definitely smaller at the head. Nicely curved! It was pulsing and dripping with precum. After kissing it, licking it, tasting the precum, taking hie shaft in my hand, then sucking the first couple of inches a little, he rolled away and I figured he didn't want me to make him cum (which by now I'd decided I REALLY wanted to do). In a whisper (my parents were three rooms away), I literally begged him to let me suck his dick. I asked 3 times - "roll over and I'll suck it" - "roll over and I'll suck your dick" - "PLEASE let me suck your goddamm big dick!" He finally rolled over and looked at me and said "Whaaaat?" with a very amused look on his face. I again chickened out, whispered something like never mind and slid back into my sleeping bag on the floor, naked and with the hardest hard-on I've ever had (before or since).
I was just about to start jacking off when I realized he was standing over me, naked. He said "I'll suck yours if you'll suck mine". I paused, immediately decided and said "OK". Maybe what I did next was a blunder. I said "who goes first?" If I had it to do over, I would say "YOU go first", sit down on the edge of the bed and present my dick to be sucked. But instead I asked him to decide and he gave me that amused look again, said "you go first", sat down on the bed and then laid back. So, as if watching someone else do it (I couldn't quite believe it, it was just too good to be true), I lifted his gorgeous dick to my lips and soon was deepthroating for the first time. I did everything. Fondled his balls, fingered his ass, licked his ass, sucked his balls, sucked his dick with great passion and rhythm while stroking/fondling/fingering him...he said, "Oh, god" - and then spewed a HUGE load of warm, salty sperm into my mouth! Which again, somehow, I hadn't been expecting. I found the trash and spit most of the load into the cup he'd been using for spitting his tobacco juice into (yep, he's a redneck). He said "what do I do with the rest of it?" I found it hard to believe there could be more cum. I told him to wipe it on the sheet. The taste of his cum stayed in my mouth all day. And it made me horny, all day.
Well, he wouldn't suck my dick and in fact never sucked me off in all the years we hooked up. I think if I'd made him go first, he'd have enjoyed it and maybe we'd have traded bjs instead of just me sucking him off. But maybe it would have been such a huge turnoff for him he'd never have hooked up with me again. Anyway, I came three times in the next 30 minutes or so by my own hand. I had that funny feeling in my stomach for several days. And I ate less. The same thing happened when he stayed over later that fall. Seduction. Suckoff (this time, and every time after, I swallowed). The funny feeling. The reduced appetite.
Over the years I sucked him off about 100 times and he fucked my ass about half a dozen times. Years later he said "you definitely get the best blowjob award." I'm still proud of that!
I'd like to see how I do with one or more really well-hung guys. I wonder if I could deepthroat them as well as I do Buck, Johnny and the Dream Dick. You know what's weird: it actually makes my nipples hard to think about it!
I put my mouth on it about 30 seconds after opening the package! It's the most lifelike Vixskin I've seen yet. Darker skin tone than the Caramel Johnny. Great veins, a shape that it seems like MUST have been from a man's real cock. I had to open wide to get the head in, but going down the shaft, it didn't seem that big (although I could feel the head the whole time - what a great blowjob I could give this guy!!). And then I got close to the bottom, and that big head went into my throat and I started to gag and had to pull up! But I was able to throat fuck myself with it pretty successfully after that. I want to get pegged with him!
I sucked Johnny and the Dream Dick in turn after "satisfying" Buck. Johnny seemed unrealistic and smaller (but still good), the Dream Dick seemed bigger and a little more challenging (but I felt the head less). And then back to Buck, because if I'd just sucked him off, I now wanted to gently suck out every last drop!
My stats at Cock Size Contest (CSC) are now 19 wins, 36 losses and 2 ties. One of the guys I tied with calls himself dinky (bulgeless). Dude, wtf! You may think of yourself as dinky and bulgeless, but my dick is plenty big, thank you very much.
I'm making too many comments and being too much of a submissive bitch there, I think. I think I'll just respond and not make too many comments the next couple of days and see what happens.
I realized today that not only do some guys overstate their size, but some guys seem to deliberately understate their size, I guess so they'll lose more. But almost all the guys with dicks smaller than mine are complete bitches, more submissive even than me. I find them a turn off. I hope I'm not so much of a turn off, but I'm afraid I may be. Like I say, I'm going to STFU for a couple days and see what happens.
I noticed I was less aroused today at CSC. Just to make sure my equipment was still working right, I watched some straight porn (Aletta Angel giving good head to two guys with nice dicks (one I'd guess about 6 inches long by 5 inches around and nicely curved upwards, the other guy's dick was straight and maybe 6.75 inches by 5.75 or so). She could deepthroat the smaller guy and actually seemed to like sucking his dick more than the bigger guy. And the smaller guy got to fuck her gorgeous ass and finally come up inside there. The big guy came in her mouth and she drooled it back out. She kept sucking them both. She didn't seem to want it to end. My dick was hard as a rocket.
So I guess I'm not that gay, or maybe I just didn't get bitched around enough today. I'm a 2 (mainly into girls, but more than incidentally into guys) on the Kinsey Scale and when I'm horny enough for cock, I'm a 3 (bisexual). I'm sure if I really were surrounded by gay or bi guys with big dicks, I'd fall on my knees in half a second and try to suck all of them off, deepthroating, face-fucking, even some ass-licking for truly hot guys. I'd want to swallow all the cum. I would hope to be facefucked, dickslapped, bossed around, taunted - all of the above and whatever else the dominant big dick guys want.
The horniest thing that happened today was making a "bet" with a guy who I knew I'd lose to, that the loser had to give the winner a blowjob (imaginary of course) in front of a well-hung (allegedly) dude who liked the idea. I started to go on cam chat but chickened out. I think I need some kind of mask and then I'll do it. One thing for sure: I'm going to the gym faithfully from now on!
My appetite has decreased and I have a "funny feeling" in my stomach. It's kind of like being in love - but I know it's actually LUST!
I remember feeling this way when I first sucked a dick to completion at age 16. (I'll have to write a full entry about my gay experiences). But the only guy I ever made cum was a good friend of mine, maybe my best friend. He was spending the night at my house, had helped me with my paper route (85 mile rural night car route), and after we got home in the predawn, I got him horny by showing him Playboy's Girls of Summer. He took off his undies under the covers. "For luck", he joked, putting his undies under his pillow. A few minutes after the lights went out, I peeked over the edge of the bed and saw his naked ass (he was only 15 and his ass was hairless and irresistibly shapely. I kissed his rounded and muscular ass cheeks, smelled his crack (smelled like clean sweat), kissed his crack - and then he rolled over towards me and I retreated. I waited, then peeked again. This time, I saw his dick. Surprisingly maybe, I hadn't expected that. I had just wanted to kiss his ass, but there was his dick and I got that funny feeling in my stomach even more than I'd had it already. His cock was similar in overall size to mine, probably about the same length, a little thinner and definitely smaller at the head. Nicely curved! It was pulsing and dripping with precum. After kissing it, licking it, tasting the precum, taking hie shaft in my hand, then sucking the first couple of inches a little, he rolled away and I figured he didn't want me to make him cum (which by now I'd decided I REALLY wanted to do). In a whisper (my parents were three rooms away), I literally begged him to let me suck his dick. I asked 3 times - "roll over and I'll suck it" - "roll over and I'll suck your dick" - "PLEASE let me suck your goddamm big dick!" He finally rolled over and looked at me and said "Whaaaat?" with a very amused look on his face. I again chickened out, whispered something like never mind and slid back into my sleeping bag on the floor, naked and with the hardest hard-on I've ever had (before or since).
I was just about to start jacking off when I realized he was standing over me, naked. He said "I'll suck yours if you'll suck mine". I paused, immediately decided and said "OK". Maybe what I did next was a blunder. I said "who goes first?" If I had it to do over, I would say "YOU go first", sit down on the edge of the bed and present my dick to be sucked. But instead I asked him to decide and he gave me that amused look again, said "you go first", sat down on the bed and then laid back. So, as if watching someone else do it (I couldn't quite believe it, it was just too good to be true), I lifted his gorgeous dick to my lips and soon was deepthroating for the first time. I did everything. Fondled his balls, fingered his ass, licked his ass, sucked his balls, sucked his dick with great passion and rhythm while stroking/fondling/fingering him...he said, "Oh, god" - and then spewed a HUGE load of warm, salty sperm into my mouth! Which again, somehow, I hadn't been expecting. I found the trash and spit most of the load into the cup he'd been using for spitting his tobacco juice into (yep, he's a redneck). He said "what do I do with the rest of it?" I found it hard to believe there could be more cum. I told him to wipe it on the sheet. The taste of his cum stayed in my mouth all day. And it made me horny, all day.
Well, he wouldn't suck my dick and in fact never sucked me off in all the years we hooked up. I think if I'd made him go first, he'd have enjoyed it and maybe we'd have traded bjs instead of just me sucking him off. But maybe it would have been such a huge turnoff for him he'd never have hooked up with me again. Anyway, I came three times in the next 30 minutes or so by my own hand. I had that funny feeling in my stomach for several days. And I ate less. The same thing happened when he stayed over later that fall. Seduction. Suckoff (this time, and every time after, I swallowed). The funny feeling. The reduced appetite.
Over the years I sucked him off about 100 times and he fucked my ass about half a dozen times. Years later he said "you definitely get the best blowjob award." I'm still proud of that!
I'd like to see how I do with one or more really well-hung guys. I wonder if I could deepthroat them as well as I do Buck, Johnny and the Dream Dick. You know what's weird: it actually makes my nipples hard to think about it!
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Biggus Dickus
So I've continued my porn exploration, even though the free "pornucopia" is over for now. Apparently, I've reviewed my full quota of films for this year, but it was fun while it lasted and it won't be long before another year starts!
My wife and I are having good sex regularly again, mostly of the vanilla variety, but with a little kink here and there. And I'm still masturbating (of course!). I try to cum at least once, usually twice a day. The last week or so, it's been more like 3-4 times a day. I will explain before the end of this post.
I'm still looking at too much porn (my collection is embarrassingly large and constantly growing) and discovering unknown stars, etc.
My new obsession started last week when I decided to take a measuring tape and measure all my dildos. I'm still not 100% sure why I decided to do this. I guess I still haven't found the perfect size dildo in silicone. The Dream Dick, which I now know to be 6 7/8 inches long by 1 7/8 inches wide (5.8 inches in girth), is the perfect dick for me to suck. It's not overwhelming, but deepthroating it repeatedly turns me into a watery-eyed drool monster. And I feel like I'm being dominated by a guy with a really big dick! That usually makes me cum right away. My favorite masturbation lately is to suck on the dream dick while fucking my ass with either Vixskin Johnny or the Cobalt butt plug. Usually with my balls tied and my dick in the "slave tube". Doesn't take me long to cum that way!
But - the Dream Dick is Cyberskin and Cyberskin is not forever. It's about 2 years old now and probably won't last another 2 years. Which is a shame. If I don't find a replacement, I'll probably just buy another one when the time comes. But I'd rather find a replacement in Vixskin or some other lifelike silicone. Anyway, so I did the measurements, which took me a couple of days (I do have to work, y'know) and in the end I made a spreadsheet with all the dildos I own and all the ones on my wishlist. One thing I learned in my measuring, is that almost all of them are a different size than what was advertised. The general trend is that they are a little longer and a little less girthy than advertised.
Anyway, through this process, I realized the Vixskin Buck is my next logical purchase. It's a little shorter (1/4 inch) but also a little girthier (1/8 inch) than the Dream Dick. And it's in the mail and should get here tomorrow! When I bought the Vixskin Maverick, I spent some time trying to decide between it and Buck and chose Maverick because he's longer. But he's not that realistic. Nice big head, but a smooth, veinless shaft and a strange bump just below the head which I guess is supposed to be like a folded foreskin but is just hard and kinda weird instead. And I got it in Vanilla, which is way lighter than my wife's gorgeous olive skin, so she doesn't like it, which means that even if it was otherwise perfect, I still wouldn't get pegged by it. So I got Buck in Caramel. I'll post a review once I've test driven it (or maybe that should be 'after I've been test driven by Buck'!).
Now I'm about to get to the good part. :)
So in the middle of all this measuring, I decided to measure my own equipment. And I used the same careful, scientific, accurate method: I measured the length as the shortest distance from the root to the tip (which is on top) without pushing in my skin at all; then I measured the girth by measuring carefully at four points (base, mid, top, head) and averaging them together. Then I measured again to make sure, and entered my data into the spreadsheet. I discovered I was a little bigger than the Vamp Softskin Elvis, but way smaller than the Vixskin Johnny (which my wife had told me earlier this year before ramming it down my throat and up my ass for the first time!).
So...I started to wonder how I compared with other guys. Based on the best sources I could find online, I figured I was average, or a little above average. And then I think I was actually searching for fiction about a cock size contest, idly thinking about writing some myself if I didn't find any, when I stumbled into cocksizecontest.com. And that has made for a VERY interesting week!
After inputting my carefully-measured figures as instructed, and uploading a photo of the head of my semi-hard dick, I soon received a "challenge" from one of the site's members - and I LOST, big time! And I got challenged again. And lost again! Ouch! After a few more of these, most of which I lost just as badly, I began to believe I had a little dick and that most of the members of the site were much better hung than me. Many of them had pictures uploaded to verify the size they claimed. At first, I just kind of got red in the face with embarrassment, but then one of the guys that beat me taunted me, telling me to suck hie superior cock, and I got VERY, VERY, horny.
I've been taunted like that several more times and I even updated my profile to encourage it. I told one guy I'd do whatever he asked me to do and he had me email a pic of his huge hard cock to one of my ex-girlfriends (the kinkiest, sluttiest one naturally). As "ordered" by my big-dicked "master", I gave her his email address and asked her to tell him what she thought of it. She cc'd me and said that his dick was much bigger than mine, "obviously"! Haven't heard much from either of them since then! For all I know, they might be hooking up. I came about 5 times in a row from that.
Mostly guys just want me to publicly post that they are more of a man than me, and to make worshipful comments on the pics of their huge cocks. Which is A LOT of fun for them and me!
I've come to realize that hardly anyone was honest about their dick size and that even the verification pics can be faked. Easily. I probably am at least average or above. But I'm happy to be the "little dick" in a sea of Huge Manhood. I love being bossed around, dominated, humiliated by these guys! I've only been dominated by one guy before and his dick was a little smaller than mine. Even though this is essentially fantasy, in a way it's better than the real thing was. These are real guys, it's easy to believe their cocks are huge and I don't know what they are going to do to me. Which is a HUGE turn-on.
I've gotten so hard thinking about it that I'm going back there now. More later!
My wife and I are having good sex regularly again, mostly of the vanilla variety, but with a little kink here and there. And I'm still masturbating (of course!). I try to cum at least once, usually twice a day. The last week or so, it's been more like 3-4 times a day. I will explain before the end of this post.
I'm still looking at too much porn (my collection is embarrassingly large and constantly growing) and discovering unknown stars, etc.
My new obsession started last week when I decided to take a measuring tape and measure all my dildos. I'm still not 100% sure why I decided to do this. I guess I still haven't found the perfect size dildo in silicone. The Dream Dick, which I now know to be 6 7/8 inches long by 1 7/8 inches wide (5.8 inches in girth), is the perfect dick for me to suck. It's not overwhelming, but deepthroating it repeatedly turns me into a watery-eyed drool monster. And I feel like I'm being dominated by a guy with a really big dick! That usually makes me cum right away. My favorite masturbation lately is to suck on the dream dick while fucking my ass with either Vixskin Johnny or the Cobalt butt plug. Usually with my balls tied and my dick in the "slave tube". Doesn't take me long to cum that way!
But - the Dream Dick is Cyberskin and Cyberskin is not forever. It's about 2 years old now and probably won't last another 2 years. Which is a shame. If I don't find a replacement, I'll probably just buy another one when the time comes. But I'd rather find a replacement in Vixskin or some other lifelike silicone. Anyway, so I did the measurements, which took me a couple of days (I do have to work, y'know) and in the end I made a spreadsheet with all the dildos I own and all the ones on my wishlist. One thing I learned in my measuring, is that almost all of them are a different size than what was advertised. The general trend is that they are a little longer and a little less girthy than advertised.
Anyway, through this process, I realized the Vixskin Buck is my next logical purchase. It's a little shorter (1/4 inch) but also a little girthier (1/8 inch) than the Dream Dick. And it's in the mail and should get here tomorrow! When I bought the Vixskin Maverick, I spent some time trying to decide between it and Buck and chose Maverick because he's longer. But he's not that realistic. Nice big head, but a smooth, veinless shaft and a strange bump just below the head which I guess is supposed to be like a folded foreskin but is just hard and kinda weird instead. And I got it in Vanilla, which is way lighter than my wife's gorgeous olive skin, so she doesn't like it, which means that even if it was otherwise perfect, I still wouldn't get pegged by it. So I got Buck in Caramel. I'll post a review once I've test driven it (or maybe that should be 'after I've been test driven by Buck'!).
Now I'm about to get to the good part. :)
So in the middle of all this measuring, I decided to measure my own equipment. And I used the same careful, scientific, accurate method: I measured the length as the shortest distance from the root to the tip (which is on top) without pushing in my skin at all; then I measured the girth by measuring carefully at four points (base, mid, top, head) and averaging them together. Then I measured again to make sure, and entered my data into the spreadsheet. I discovered I was a little bigger than the Vamp Softskin Elvis, but way smaller than the Vixskin Johnny (which my wife had told me earlier this year before ramming it down my throat and up my ass for the first time!).
So...I started to wonder how I compared with other guys. Based on the best sources I could find online, I figured I was average, or a little above average. And then I think I was actually searching for fiction about a cock size contest, idly thinking about writing some myself if I didn't find any, when I stumbled into cocksizecontest.com. And that has made for a VERY interesting week!
After inputting my carefully-measured figures as instructed, and uploading a photo of the head of my semi-hard dick, I soon received a "challenge" from one of the site's members - and I LOST, big time! And I got challenged again. And lost again! Ouch! After a few more of these, most of which I lost just as badly, I began to believe I had a little dick and that most of the members of the site were much better hung than me. Many of them had pictures uploaded to verify the size they claimed. At first, I just kind of got red in the face with embarrassment, but then one of the guys that beat me taunted me, telling me to suck hie superior cock, and I got VERY, VERY, horny.
I've been taunted like that several more times and I even updated my profile to encourage it. I told one guy I'd do whatever he asked me to do and he had me email a pic of his huge hard cock to one of my ex-girlfriends (the kinkiest, sluttiest one naturally). As "ordered" by my big-dicked "master", I gave her his email address and asked her to tell him what she thought of it. She cc'd me and said that his dick was much bigger than mine, "obviously"! Haven't heard much from either of them since then! For all I know, they might be hooking up. I came about 5 times in a row from that.
Mostly guys just want me to publicly post that they are more of a man than me, and to make worshipful comments on the pics of their huge cocks. Which is A LOT of fun for them and me!
I've come to realize that hardly anyone was honest about their dick size and that even the verification pics can be faked. Easily. I probably am at least average or above. But I'm happy to be the "little dick" in a sea of Huge Manhood. I love being bossed around, dominated, humiliated by these guys! I've only been dominated by one guy before and his dick was a little smaller than mine. Even though this is essentially fantasy, in a way it's better than the real thing was. These are real guys, it's easy to believe their cocks are huge and I don't know what they are going to do to me. Which is a HUGE turn-on.
I've gotten so hard thinking about it that I'm going back there now. More later!
Sunday, August 14, 2011
I Heart Porn Sluts!
I've been watching A LOT of porn lately, more than usual even.
If you knew me, you might guess it's because my wife has to work earlier lately and I've been having to work later, but that's not the reason. (And actually, we're still having sex about every other day, just not as many of the long kinky sessions we both love). The much cooler real reason is that I've started doing some reviews as part of my job! And that's meant access to beaucoup free porn, pretty much whatever I want as much as I want!
I was afraid at first that I'd lose perspective or become jaded. Hasn't happened yet! Maybe it won't happen at all. But I have...expanded on some of my beliefs and modified them...with the help of the most useful porn resource on the whole damm web - The Adult Internet Film Database - IAFD.
Thanks to them, I can look up lots of things about any given movie or porn star. It's not 100% complete and it's surely not 100% perfect - but then again, who or what is?
A few months ago, I started looking up my favorite actresses, seeing who swallowed more often in films. Then I realized IAFD also tells me their measurements, height/weight, age (and more). So I started making notes about my favorites, and observing what turns me on. I realized that I like 1) women with good waist to hip ratios; 2) tall women; 3) SLUTS!
I should explain a little about waist to hip ratio...someone figured out that the most attractive ratio of a woman's waist circumference to her hip circumference is about .70 - slightly larger than 34 inch hips if she's got a 24 inch waist. Most men like women with something close to this ratio. Some men prefer women slightly leaner than this (higher ratio); a lot of us prefer women with a lower ratio - small waist, BIG ASS! I've found that for me, anything less than a ratio of .70 (again, smaller ratio = bigger ass) is a turn on.
Tall is self explanatory, but I have found I like tall women only if they also have a good waist/hip ratio. But a tall woman with a good ratio is more attractive to me than a shorter one with the same ratio.
As for sluttiness! months ago I formulated one measure, an "ISP", or IAFD Swallow Percentage, where I take the number of films a porn actress has swallowed in and divide it by the total number of films she's done. I have found that the higher the number, USUALLY the more energetic and just...slutty...an actress tends to be.
But lately I have found a better measure of complete sluttiness - I call it the SuperSlut Quotient (SQ). This is the number of films an actress both does anal AND swallows in (yes, anal and swallows in the same film!), again divided by her total number of films. And this, I find, is a VERY good predictor of energy and sluttiness! And the women with the highest SQs are also the ones I find most attractive (at least to jack off to while watching them perform in porn films).
And although I usually like brunettes better than blondes, my perfect porn actress remains - the one and only Annette Schwarz. She is tall (5'11''), built (26 inch waist / 40 inch hips = waist/hip ratio of .65), and VERY slutty - 57 films with anal AND swallow in the same film, out of 248 fllms, for an SQ of 23.0!
AND she has real C cup boobs, AND she deepthroats really well, AND she has big feet (size 10 US, European size 42, another weird turn-on for me) AND she does kinky porn (BDSM, femdom, lezdom, pegging, facesitting, etc) AND she's still only 26 years old...
I guess it's time to review another of her films! Pleasant dreams!
If you knew me, you might guess it's because my wife has to work earlier lately and I've been having to work later, but that's not the reason. (And actually, we're still having sex about every other day, just not as many of the long kinky sessions we both love). The much cooler real reason is that I've started doing some reviews as part of my job! And that's meant access to beaucoup free porn, pretty much whatever I want as much as I want!
I was afraid at first that I'd lose perspective or become jaded. Hasn't happened yet! Maybe it won't happen at all. But I have...expanded on some of my beliefs and modified them...with the help of the most useful porn resource on the whole damm web - The Adult Internet Film Database - IAFD.
Thanks to them, I can look up lots of things about any given movie or porn star. It's not 100% complete and it's surely not 100% perfect - but then again, who or what is?
A few months ago, I started looking up my favorite actresses, seeing who swallowed more often in films. Then I realized IAFD also tells me their measurements, height/weight, age (and more). So I started making notes about my favorites, and observing what turns me on. I realized that I like 1) women with good waist to hip ratios; 2) tall women; 3) SLUTS!
I should explain a little about waist to hip ratio...someone figured out that the most attractive ratio of a woman's waist circumference to her hip circumference is about .70 - slightly larger than 34 inch hips if she's got a 24 inch waist. Most men like women with something close to this ratio. Some men prefer women slightly leaner than this (higher ratio); a lot of us prefer women with a lower ratio - small waist, BIG ASS! I've found that for me, anything less than a ratio of .70 (again, smaller ratio = bigger ass) is a turn on.
Tall is self explanatory, but I have found I like tall women only if they also have a good waist/hip ratio. But a tall woman with a good ratio is more attractive to me than a shorter one with the same ratio.
As for sluttiness! months ago I formulated one measure, an "ISP", or IAFD Swallow Percentage, where I take the number of films a porn actress has swallowed in and divide it by the total number of films she's done. I have found that the higher the number, USUALLY the more energetic and just...slutty...an actress tends to be.
But lately I have found a better measure of complete sluttiness - I call it the SuperSlut Quotient (SQ). This is the number of films an actress both does anal AND swallows in (yes, anal and swallows in the same film!), again divided by her total number of films. And this, I find, is a VERY good predictor of energy and sluttiness! And the women with the highest SQs are also the ones I find most attractive (at least to jack off to while watching them perform in porn films).
And although I usually like brunettes better than blondes, my perfect porn actress remains - the one and only Annette Schwarz. She is tall (5'11''), built (26 inch waist / 40 inch hips = waist/hip ratio of .65), and VERY slutty - 57 films with anal AND swallow in the same film, out of 248 fllms, for an SQ of 23.0!
AND she has real C cup boobs, AND she deepthroats really well, AND she has big feet (size 10 US, European size 42, another weird turn-on for me) AND she does kinky porn (BDSM, femdom, lezdom, pegging, facesitting, etc) AND she's still only 26 years old...
I guess it's time to review another of her films! Pleasant dreams!
Monday, April 4, 2011
New Toys (Oh Ay Oh)
(First, a shout out to Lene Lovich, whose birthday was just a couple of days ago. Often, when I get a new toy, I think of her song "New Toy", which was actually written by Thomas Dolby and actually seems to point out the futility of trying to "complete yourself" with possessions. But anyway.)
I've gotten three new toys in the last month or so, two of which were pretty much exactly what I expected. The other one is also very cool.
I described my new Don Wands Cobalt Bubble butt plug a couple of posts ago. I still love it!
In the same post I mentioned my curiosity about the Captain Silicone Dildo, made by Good Vibrations. Well, one of my favorite adult online retailers, SheVibe, just started stocking it for $44, which is $14 less than Good Vibrations. And to make it even cooler, I had a $10 coupon for my next SheVibe purchase. So what did I do? Of course, I spent all of the savings and then some on another dildo!
I noticed that the Cyber Cock comes in two colors. I already had the lighter color. Through trial and error over the past few years, I've discovered that my wife prefers dildos that more or less match her gorgeous olive skin. I saw the cinnamon Cyber Cock on SheVibe (their descriptions and pictures are really good) and figured, what the hell. It also looked a little different from the light-skinned one, about the same size but with a different head shape, different veins, different balls. So, I ordered it along with the Captain.
First impression: I'd forgotten the smell of new CyberSkin and I realized I like it a lot! It makes me horny! Also I'd forgotten how much my original Cyber Cock reminded me of the one real cock I've had in my hand, mouth and ass. They really got it right. The Cyber Cock I've had for over two years is still very lifelike. But the brand new one, even more so. Within 10 minutes of opening the box, I'd had a massive orgasm with the cinnamon Cyber Cock deep in my mouth! As I've been doing lately, I put the cum in my mouth and sucked on the head of the dildo, pretending it was a real man who I'd just sucked to completion, I squeezed "his" shaft to make him pulse in my mouth, as if squirting out the last few drops. The illusion was very believable and enjoyable, even after just cumming. I pulled my mouth off of "him" and stared at his hard shaft, his magnificent cock head, the wetness from my mouth covering his manhood from tip to root. I gently squeezed his lifelike balls, opened my mouth to "show him" the mouthful of his cum before I swallowed. Wow!
The only thing that wasn't as expected is the color. In the pictures I've seen of the cinnamon Cyber Cock, it looks similar to what some manufacturers call caramel, kind of a "Latino" skin color. The actual cinnamon Cyber Cock is much darker, more "African". My wife is tured off by darker skin tones, but to me it doesn't matter. I use the Cyber Cock almost entirely for solo play. And I'm turned on by beautiful people (men or women) regardless of their skin tone. Sexy transcends all that!
Anyway, I'm thrilled about the dildo. It's more realistic than I expected and it is different from the "caucasian" version, exactly like in the pictures. I've already had another orgasm sucking both of them, fantasizing about getting double-teamed by these two hot guys with gorgeous dicks!
It wasn't until the next day that I finally tried the Captain. Well, I like it, but I guess I'd been hoping it would be something like Vixskin and in that I was disappointed. It's hard, what I call "plain old silicone." It is realistically detailed and it's a great size - but not the size I expected. I mean, it measures up to the specs (7.25" insertable length, 1.9" diameter), but because it's so hard with so little give, it's effectively larger than the Dream Dick, the dildo I'd hoped to replace with it. It's too hard to be much good for oral, although I have managed to deep throat it (it's not easy!). By opening up my ass with the Cobalt Bubble plug and then opening it a little farther with the Vixskin Johnny, I was able to take it all the way up my ass. And I really enjoyed it! I like it better than the Vixskin Maverick. I guess that's because of the shape (straight, as opposed to Maverick's curve), but whatever the reason, I had a powerful anal orgasm (when I came, my anus, as well as my penis, pulsated in powerful orgasmic throbs) with the Captain up my ass, something I had experienced previously only with Johnny.
I'm really looking forward to my wife's pegging me with the Captain. The beauty is that "he" doesn't look as big or weigh as much as Maverick. Actually (I just checked) he doesn't weigh as much as Johnny. I'm in for a wild ride! I just hope she's gentle with me. Never mind - she never is!
I've gotten three new toys in the last month or so, two of which were pretty much exactly what I expected. The other one is also very cool.
I described my new Don Wands Cobalt Bubble butt plug a couple of posts ago. I still love it!
In the same post I mentioned my curiosity about the Captain Silicone Dildo, made by Good Vibrations. Well, one of my favorite adult online retailers, SheVibe, just started stocking it for $44, which is $14 less than Good Vibrations. And to make it even cooler, I had a $10 coupon for my next SheVibe purchase. So what did I do? Of course, I spent all of the savings and then some on another dildo!
I noticed that the Cyber Cock comes in two colors. I already had the lighter color. Through trial and error over the past few years, I've discovered that my wife prefers dildos that more or less match her gorgeous olive skin. I saw the cinnamon Cyber Cock on SheVibe (their descriptions and pictures are really good) and figured, what the hell. It also looked a little different from the light-skinned one, about the same size but with a different head shape, different veins, different balls. So, I ordered it along with the Captain.
First impression: I'd forgotten the smell of new CyberSkin and I realized I like it a lot! It makes me horny! Also I'd forgotten how much my original Cyber Cock reminded me of the one real cock I've had in my hand, mouth and ass. They really got it right. The Cyber Cock I've had for over two years is still very lifelike. But the brand new one, even more so. Within 10 minutes of opening the box, I'd had a massive orgasm with the cinnamon Cyber Cock deep in my mouth! As I've been doing lately, I put the cum in my mouth and sucked on the head of the dildo, pretending it was a real man who I'd just sucked to completion, I squeezed "his" shaft to make him pulse in my mouth, as if squirting out the last few drops. The illusion was very believable and enjoyable, even after just cumming. I pulled my mouth off of "him" and stared at his hard shaft, his magnificent cock head, the wetness from my mouth covering his manhood from tip to root. I gently squeezed his lifelike balls, opened my mouth to "show him" the mouthful of his cum before I swallowed. Wow!
The only thing that wasn't as expected is the color. In the pictures I've seen of the cinnamon Cyber Cock, it looks similar to what some manufacturers call caramel, kind of a "Latino" skin color. The actual cinnamon Cyber Cock is much darker, more "African". My wife is tured off by darker skin tones, but to me it doesn't matter. I use the Cyber Cock almost entirely for solo play. And I'm turned on by beautiful people (men or women) regardless of their skin tone. Sexy transcends all that!
Anyway, I'm thrilled about the dildo. It's more realistic than I expected and it is different from the "caucasian" version, exactly like in the pictures. I've already had another orgasm sucking both of them, fantasizing about getting double-teamed by these two hot guys with gorgeous dicks!
It wasn't until the next day that I finally tried the Captain. Well, I like it, but I guess I'd been hoping it would be something like Vixskin and in that I was disappointed. It's hard, what I call "plain old silicone." It is realistically detailed and it's a great size - but not the size I expected. I mean, it measures up to the specs (7.25" insertable length, 1.9" diameter), but because it's so hard with so little give, it's effectively larger than the Dream Dick, the dildo I'd hoped to replace with it. It's too hard to be much good for oral, although I have managed to deep throat it (it's not easy!). By opening up my ass with the Cobalt Bubble plug and then opening it a little farther with the Vixskin Johnny, I was able to take it all the way up my ass. And I really enjoyed it! I like it better than the Vixskin Maverick. I guess that's because of the shape (straight, as opposed to Maverick's curve), but whatever the reason, I had a powerful anal orgasm (when I came, my anus, as well as my penis, pulsated in powerful orgasmic throbs) with the Captain up my ass, something I had experienced previously only with Johnny.
I'm really looking forward to my wife's pegging me with the Captain. The beauty is that "he" doesn't look as big or weigh as much as Maverick. Actually (I just checked) he doesn't weigh as much as Johnny. I'm in for a wild ride! I just hope she's gentle with me. Never mind - she never is!
Biting The Hand That Gives Me A Free Blog
I wrote this post in notepad. For some reason, it takes forever to log into blogger lately. Yes, I've scanned for spyware. Anyway, after spending half my lunch hour trying to post something, I decided to see if it was just me. So I googled "google slow" (yes, I get the irony). It took almost 3 minutes for the results to appear! Anyway, as I suspected, it's not just me. Other pages (like Facebook) load instantly. Google used to be super fast, which is why I've become so dependent on them for everything. Now I've gone back to MapQuest and I'm trying out things like Bing (Microsoft, shudder).
I'd rather use Google, because, y'know, they're not EVIL. But they're currently eating my life.
Dude, WTF?!?
I'd rather use Google, because, y'know, they're not EVIL. But they're currently eating my life.
Dude, WTF?!?
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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