First of all, I'm going to bite the hand that hosts me - Google sucks smelly donkey balls in a couple of ways. For one thing, they've recently started contributing money to the American Legislative Exchange Council (aka ALEC), who are just plain EVIL and responsible for an outsized share of misery for regular people. More to the immediate point, for some reason, if I'm downloading ANYTHING, no matter how little bandwidth the download is using (currently less than 5% of my total bandwidth), any Google service takes pretty much FOREVER (in the 21st century broadband sense of the word "forever") to load. Sometimes things don't load at all. Dude, WTF?!? If I had a better alternative, I would drop them. I used to love Google, then I was irritated but still kinda liked them for old times' sake, and now I increasingly dislike them - but keep using them mainly because I've been too lazy so far to seek out a viable alternative. But my patience is not limitless and I hope Google realizes that there are a lot of us who feel this way.
Now that that's out of the way...
I love porn, don't get me wrong. But SO much about porn, and porn stars, is just plain STUPID. I know it can't be easy thinking up new ideas for porn scenes and titles. I also know that a lot of the things about today's porn that make me cringe - ridiculous enhancements (more on that in a minute), ridiculous body hair-less-ness, and disgusting things like incest porn - are huge turn-ons for other people.
So maybe I'm irritated with other people for having disgusting tastes. And as a fart fetishist, who also enjoys bondage, domination, submission, and being pegged, I realize the utter absurdity of my being disgusted by other people's tastes. I mean, if I don't like it - don't watch, right? And I don't, and really, it's all good as long as everything's consensual and safe and sane (etc). But Sartre was right when he said that hell is other people. Sometimes, they just get on my nerves and I have to vent. So I did. Thanks for listening, if you did - and a big FUCK YOU otherwise! (I keed, I keed!)
The body enhancements thing really gets on my nerves, especially because so many of the women who've deformed themselves in the name of "sexy" were so much sexier before than after. I'm talking about you, Rebeca Linares, Aletta Ocean and Black Angelika (among dozens of others).
Although...I'm pretty sure they didn't get fake boobs, bee-sting lips and/or ass implants (EWWWWWWW!!!!) to feel sexier; I'm sure they did these things to MAKE MORE MONEY.
I'm guessing most of the decisions porn stars make are made for financial reasons. After all, at the end of the day, these women (and men) are whores. And I don't mean that to be derogatory, just descriptive. They have sex for money. Hell, in a capitalist society, we're ALL whores in one way or another, aren't we? But be that as it may, I don't think I'll ever buy - or even watch for free - any porn by stars with ass implants, and I always prefer the pre-enhanced scenes from stars I love. (As I've said before, with only rare exceptions, female porn stars do their best work earlier in their careers, anyway).
So a special shout out of love and respect to all the fine porn stars who've chosen to keep their natural bodies, including those, like the super fine Annette Schwarz and Holly Michaels (among many others) who were blessed with big, beautiful boobs - but more especially to the super fine women of porn who were NOT blessed with big boobs but STILL chose to stay real - like Aurora Snow, Brianna Love (OMFG, you're so hot!!), Crissy Moon, Faith Leon, Ginger Lynn, Jynx Maze, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose (OMFG again!!), Kymber Troy, Lauren Phoenix, Mary Anne, Mayara Rodrigues, Monica Santhiago, Monica Sweetheart, Natalie Norton, Naomi, Peaches, Sandra Romain, Sarah Twain, Sasha Grey, Tamiry Chiavari, Taylor Rain, Trisha Rey - and I know I've omitted some amazing women! To me, pretty much ALL natural boob sizes are beautiful, from AA all the way up to DD and beyond. God Bless the women with enough sense and confidence to realize that they're gorgeous just the way they are.
Anyway, I feel better after that, both after venting, and after listing some of the women who make porn great and help me keep my faith in...well - Life, the Universe, and Everything, I suppose!
The main reason I'm "in a mood" (as my Southern Mom often put it), is lack of sex! It's been three whole days since my wife and I have hooked up, and I haven't had any solo orgasms in that time, either. I know to many who'll read this (if many read this at all), 3 days is nothing, but to us, with no kids and relatively sane schedules, it's a LONG time. Oh, well, this too shall pass and all will be well again soon. It's way past my bedtime, so nighty night.
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I was thrilled when Google pulled their support of ALEC. They even said it had been a mistake to be involved with them at all. Google is one of the better companies around.
ReplyDeleteWell, I prefer kissing ass literally over doing it like this, figuratively!
I've gotten even less into porn over the last 10 months. And despite that, I still think every woman in that long list is incredibly hot.