Why I'm Thankful - A week of Bliss

In the language of my porn collection, this morning's sex included [Cocksucking, Facesitting, Forced Licking, Smothering, CBT, Face Fart, Laughing Humiliation, Immediate Big Mouth Facial, Spit].

It would be SO much better to replace Spit with Swallow, but she doesn't want to swallow my cum.

Swallowing cum increases the odds that the woman who swallows will get  pregnant with that guy. And that IS kind of how I think of it when I watch porn: that the woman swallowing REALLY wants that man's DNA, wants to make offspring with it.

When I see a woman spit in porn, I enjoy the cruel scorn of it. He doesn't exceed expectations quite enough. (Phhhh... I spit you out of My mouth). Sometimes I enjoy the cruel scorn feeling of it in my life with my wife. It feels like she's rejecting me that way, especially when she spits loudly, which is pretty much always.

Fortunately, there isn't too much scorn in our life, outside of her spitting instead of swallowing, which is sort of trivial. But when I've been Swallowed before, it hasn't felt trivial, it's felt profound.

Anyway, I should focus instead on the Facesitting, Forced Licking, Smothering, CBT, Face Fart (which was HUGE), Immediate Big Mouth Facial (right into the front of her mouth, which should have been a copious and thick mouthful, it having been 23 hours since my last orgasm), and Laughing Humiliation elements.

She farted right into my face and nose for 3-6 seconds. I could feel about half of it on my face. Less than a second after She finished farting, I started cumming. And immediately She started laughing! She kept nurturing my cock until I (mostly) finished cumming, allowing me to keep licking her for a few more seconds before running off to noisily spit, and then brush her teeth, and then dress and leave for work. Well, I guess she wouldn't want to kiss me after that, would she? Hehe.

We woke up late. She was at risk of being late for work. She didn't want me to make her cum. She wasn't eager to make me cum, either. But I knew it wouldn't take long for me, and I persisted. I kept my voice low and rumbly, and I kept saying profound things like "C'monnnn" as I gently nudged her head in the direction of my cock until she submitted.

She massaged my dick and then moved down to start sucking it, with her head facing my feet and her ass just to the left of my chest, within easy reach. But before I could start massaging her ass and trying to put my finger(s) up her ass, she scooched over and swung her right leg over my body so she was straddling me. After a little sucking, she sat back on my face, stroking my cock with her hands as she ran her hard clit over my tongue. She started sucking again, and playing with my balls. She gathered them up firmly in her left hand. I reached over to the bedside table for her elastic hair tie. She tied my balls extra tight!

She sat back on my face again, rougher this time, rubbing that now bigger, harder clit on my tongue, putting more of her weight down on me. She jerked my cock around a little roughly, which caused my bound balls to bang again my tense thighs (my balls are still a little sore!). She noticed my positive "hurts so good" reaction to what she was doing to my balls, and asked if I liked that. I "admitted" that I did.

Then came the unannounced and unexpected FART! I was already just about to cum and that sent me right over. My body still feels good from the echoes/memory of that orgasm. She kept holding my cock as I've taught her, until long after I stopped squirting and pulsing.

What a great way to start the day! Tonight, I hope to make her cum. I think that depends on my getting the housework done. Sweeping, mopping, vacuuming. I guess I'd better get to that, shouldn't I?

Yesterday morning's sex was kind of awesome, too, although kind of awful at the same time. I kissed her ass (she'd sucked me off the day before, after I'd made her cum), and after covering both of her cheeks with puckered lip kisses, then giving some french kisses to her inner cheeks, and then thoroughly "cleaning" everywhere in her crack, I started tongue-fucking her asshole. She started fucking back, her ass onto my tongue, my tongue forced in deeper. She held my cock and balls firmly between her feet, letting me fuck her feet as she assfucked my face. My hands were on her ass, but just caressing and squeezing, not doing anything to try to control the rhythm of the anilingus. Sensing this was going to take a long time (again, she and I both had to get to work), I reached down to grab my cock. As she often does when I do that, she rolled over on top of me and started pounding my face into the mattress with her ass! I actually thought she might damage my eyes, or break my nose! I turned my head to the side and she slammed her ass down on my head in a sex motion. Psychologically, I was enjoying the extremeness of it, but physically, I was NOT enjoying it! For (I think) the first time ever - with any partner - I faked an orgasm. I'm not proud of that, but we both had to get to work and I didn't want to get hurt! I said, "Oh... oh God!" and reached out for her left leg. She put her feet on my balls. I convulsed my hips a few times, waited a few seconds, and then grabbed a tissue from the bedside, wiping it on my chest and stomach. We cuddled a couple of minutes. She got dressed and left. I was working from home, so I went downstairs, drank a hot cup and started making calls. I was still horny and my hands, arms (and I presume my face) still smelled of Her Ass. After about an hour, I watched some porn and came. I produced a pretty good-sized load, especially considering I'd cum about 12 hours before. [Ass Licking, Foot Fucking, Face Bouncing]

Four nights ago, (i.e, the night before she gave me the facial ass-pounding), I fucked her in the ass. With my big, hard cock, in case there was any doubt! We played poker, and I won. Earlier in the day, I'd told her I'd beat her at poker and then make her beg me to fuck her in the ass. I actually started by asking her to let me fuck her in the ass, but she insisted on poker. The poker could have gone either way. If she'd won, I'd have given her a massage, then she'd have beaten me a little and then I'd have made her cum. And then MAYBE she'd have fucked me with a strapon, but probably she would have just made me make myself cum. But I won, so I had her put on some slutty clothes and then I had her get down on her knees and suck my dick for a fairly long time. I slapped her ass a few times with a riding crop.I had her bend over the edge of the bed. I lubed up her ass, and probed it with one, then two, fingers, then I scissored my fingers in her ass and then I slowly put my cock in her ass. There were a couple of false starts, but she took it well in the end (no pun intended!). I assfucked her a long time, in multiple positions, mainly missionary anal and doggy anal. I made her fuck back against my cock in standing anal doggy. I reached around and rubbed her clit some, but that wasn't something I could do and also end up cumming myself. Sadly, it's an awkward reach, but I'm working on it. I came in anal doggy, with her squeezing my dick with her pelvic floor muscles. It was an outstanding orgasm. She said she could feel me cumming, which was awesome. I offered to make her cum, but she said she wanted to sleep. So we slept. [Deepthroat, Anal, Anal Creampie]

It's been a ridiculously good week, sexually. I keep touching myself. I've looked at some porn today. I want to cum, but I'm saving it. I'm looking forward to tonight. It's hard to imagine anything better than what's already happened, but it's also hard to imagine anything happening that won't be great.