Sunday, February 24, 2013

Change of heart, heart(-on) of steel

Well... I've decided I don't want anyone but my goddess. I did put out some feelers on a couple of websites... even got as far as arranging a meeting with a young guy who was eager for me to suck his dick... but I just couldn't do it. It just seemed too much like cheating.

I told my goddess and she seemed relieved. She pegged me that night and has pegged me about once a week since then. She's become a bit more assertive and dominant, forcing my head down on her strap-on "cock" (usually Vixskin Johnny) until I gag, rudely shoving me down on the bed before roughly penetrating my ass, calling me "bitch" a lot--in other words, all the things I love! :-)

And we've been hooking up at least one other time a week, usually on a weekend morning when we've got all the time in the world. I give her head until she's cum as much as she wants, then we have PIV sex in a few different positions, and then she finishes me off with her ass in my face and my cock in her mouth. That's how we started our Sunday! Needless to say, it was a pretty good day.

I've also been more regular in my workout habits, which has resulted in my being horny all the fucking time. And she's been right there with me at the gym, so she's been hornier, too. We haven't had such good sex since before we were married.

In short, life is good! I hope to start updating this blog more frequently. I've been posting reviews at Eden Fantasys, which has sharpened my writing skills a bit, and I find myself with more and more ideas as I spend more time with the Eden Community.

And with my the center of my life, my goddess. My one, my only, my everything.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

I Love to Suck It!

For the last couple of weeks, I've been kind of obsessed with sucking cock! I don't think I've had more than a couple of orgasms without having a "dick" in my mouth (usually all the way into my throat).

Unfortunately, the "dicks" I've been sucking have all been made of plastic.

I'm ready to try the real thing again and my Goddess is now OK with it. She said recently that if a guy wants me to suck his dick and I want to suck it, she doesn't have a problem with me sucking his dick. Which is great news!! She doesn't want to see it--in fact, she doesn't even want to know about it. She doesn't want me to kiss him, or for there to be any anal sex. But she's OK with my sucking a guy's cock, which I hope sets the stage for my first real-life encounter in several years.

Ever see the movie Heathers? There's a scene where two big guys hold a smaller, wimpy guy down and make him say "I like to suck big dicks"! Nobody has to hold me down and make me say it. I FUCKING LOVE TO SUCK BIG DICKS! And medium-sized ones, too. I've never tried a small one, but that would probably be OK, too.

When I was 6, just about to turn 7, an older boy moved into the neighborhood. He was 9, much bigger than me and a natural leader. From day one, he decided what games we were going to play and he always had the final say on the rules, whether we were playing army, throwing water balloons at cars--or sucking each others' dicks!

He liked to stand in front of me while I kneeled on the floor of the shed behind his house, or in the back room of our detached garage. He'd hold the back of my head with both hands and pull my mouth down onto his thick cock until I gagged. He didn't actually know what "sucking" a dick meant, so he had me actually suck his dick the same way I'd suck a lollipop! He did it to me some, too, and it felt really good. But mostly it was my mouth and his big dick.

That went on for a couple of years. He learned how cocksucking was actually supposed to be done and taught me how to bob my head up and down his thick shaft. But when he hit puberty, he got interested in girls and didn't want me to suck his dick anymore.

I kept thinking about giving head, but I, too, began to think more about girls, especially their asses! Boys became less interesting. I wanted to be naked with probably 10 of the 15 or so girls in my class--but only 2 of the boys interested me. And one was pretty effeminate, so I was only interested in him until he opened his mouth or started moving.

The other boy was my best friend. He was almost a year younger than me, but he was bold and rude, always farting in people's faces, always taking things from people and stuffing them down his pants before giving them back. As I hit puberty and started masturbating, many of my fantasies were about kissing his ass.

And then, one day on the bus home from school, he told a complete bullshit story about catching a venereal disease from one the girls in the class. I blurted out, "Is it contagious?" He said, "Yeah--from my DICK to your MOUTH!" Of course, those were fighting words, so I had to pretend to be mad and to fight him a little. But really, I was turned on by his brashness and I began to think about sucking his dick while I jacked off. In my fantasy, I was on my knees and he forced my head up and down, up and down, up and down, making me gag over and over until cumming in my mouth with no warning.

We slept over at each others' houses a couple times a year. Now, I started trying to see him naked. My best chances were when he was asleep--but he wouldn't take off his jeans! Still, I put my face up behind his ass to sniff it (just smelled like denim to my dismay) and I carefully felt his crotch (but again, through jeans I couldn't feel much.

Then one warm summer night when I was 16 and he was 15, he slept over and helped me with my part-time job. I was doing a nighttime paper route out in the country in the middle of the night. One of the first stops was a convenience store. Usually i bought a soda and a candy bar after giving them their daily stack of newspapers--but tonight I bought a softcore porn mag, Playboy's Girls of Summer.

We drove around for the next couple of hours, with me folding and tossing papers, and him getting hornier and hornier looking at naked women. We talked about sex a lot, I remember. He said a girl in our class had given him a blowjob and had "let the cum trickle down her throat"! Later, he admitted that he made it up and had never had a blowjob before, but I believed him and just thinking about it made my mouth water.

We got home at 4 AM and went back to bed. Only neither one of us was sleepy. He stripped down to his tighty whities and got in bed under a thin cotton cover. I lay on the floor naked in my sleeping bag. We looked at the magazine by the bedside light and I kept watching him fondle his cock under the sheet. I saw that he noticed. He seemed amused! He took off his undies and put them under his pillow, "For luck", he said.

Then we turned out the lights and went to sleep. Sort of. I waited a few minutes before peeking up over the edge of the bed: he was turned away from me, with only his lower legs covered--his naked ass was pointed right at me! I moved closer as quietly as I could until my face was right behind his ass. It was perfectly hairless and rounded like a girl's. I smelled it (clean sweat; the smell turned me on) and kissed it a little. He pretended to be asleep. After a few minutes, he rolled over and I retreated.

When I was brave enough to look again, he was on his back with his rock-hard cock pulsing right in front of me! I couldn't believe it. His cock was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen! It was about the same size as mine, maybe a little longer and a little thinner, with a sharp upward curve. He was dripping so much pre-cum that a thin stream extended from the head down to his stomach, where a little pool of pre-cum was filling up his navel. I couldn't help myself; I HAD to touch his dick!

It was warm and very soft to the touch. I felt his balls and then found myself drawn to put my mouth on him. I kissed the head of his cock and savored the sweet taste of his pre-cum, then I took the head of his cock in my mouth. I loved the way his cock reacted to my touch with strong spasms! I paused to suck his balls and before I could get back to the head, he rolled away!

I was bummed, and too horny not to try. I whispered in his ear: "Roll over and I'll suck it". No response. "Roll over and I'll suck your dick". Nothing. "PLEASE let me suck your goddamn big dick!!" At that, he looked at me with a twinkle in his eye and said "Whaaaaat?" I was embarrassed and tried to play it off like I was just checking to see if he was awake too. I thought maybe he'd somehow slept through all of that. I couldn't bring myself to ask again, so I slinked back into my sleeping bag and started jacking off.

I felt his hand on my shoulder. He said, "I'll suck yours if you'll suck mine." I said OK and asked him who went first. He said "YOU do" with a big smile and sat on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide and laid back. I immediately realized that he would have been willing to go first if I'd asked him to! But I was too turned on looking at his hard dick to dwell on that.

I kneeled between his feet and, as if I were watching someone else do it, I lifted his cock and put my mouth on it. I sucked just the head, then an inch or so more, then another inch and another, until finally I had almost all of his cock in my mouth. It felt so good in my mouth! I loved the way the curve made it a challenge to take his full length. I managed to get it all in after a couple of minutes of barely-suppressed gagging. Then I sucked up and down, up and down, in a steady rhythm, using my hands on his balls and his shaft, teasing his ass with a fingertip... I sped up and sucked just the first couple of inches while I held his shaft in a firm grip and stroked.

Suddenly he tensed up and said "Oh! Oh God!" and instantly my mouth was full of warm, sticky cum! I had never imagined there could be so much. My mouth overflowed and the pungent smell and taste were overwhelming. I had never been so horny in my entire life and only rarely since then have I been so turned-on. I'd never had a mouthful of cum before and without thinking, I spat it into a cup that was handy. He said, "What do I do with the rest of it?" I was in a daze; I couldn't believe there could somehow be MORE. I told him just to wipe it on the sheet.

He wouldn't suck my dick! He said, "I can't...I just can't". But I didn't care that much. I went in the bathroom and jacked off into the sink. A few minutes later, still tasting his cum and feeling it coat my entire mouth, I jacked off again. A few minutes later, I came a third time.

I sucked his dick a few more times while were in high school, then we lost touch for a few years. Then I moved back to my hometown and ran into him again--and ended up on my knees at his feet again. And again. And again. In all, I must have given him over a hundred blowjobs. I always swallowed after the first time, except for a couple of times when he wanted to cum all over my face!

And then I got married, and he got married--and we didn't want to "cheat" on our wives. So I started buying dildos. I have one that's very much like his cock, and several in larger sizes.

I've watched a lot of porn and my favorite female porn stars are the deepthroat artists: Linda Lovelace, Little Oral Annie, Brittany Stryker, Bobbi Bliss, Heather Harmon (from ideepthroat.com), Annette Schwarz and Cathy Heaven. I can do almost anything they can do. Annette and Cathy can deepthroat bigger cocks than me, but I'm still practicing!

I think I give better head than any of them! I definitely give better head than any of my girlfriends, or even my Goddess.

And now, I hope, I'm going to get to put all that practice into action. I can hardly wait!!! :)

Thursday, November 29, 2012

New toys and old favorite turn-ons

So I've been having a lot of great sex, both with my goddess and solo. I've been licking a lot of ass and smelling a few farts! I'm so turned on by my goddess's ass that I've also been fantasizing about it when I'm masturbating.

We have sex of one kind or another every two or three days; if we don't have sex together, I masturbate every day, sometimes twice. I also usually masturbate later in the day if we have sex in the morning. And it's mostly about my face and her ASS!!!

She likes for me to lick her to orgasm about once a week. I make her cum as many times as she wants, which is usually 4 or 5, usually including one or two with vaginal contractions. I keep going until she tells me to stop--and then I keep going for one more O. I've never felt her have an anal orgasm (now that I think about it, I want to talk to her about this).

She doesn't like having fingers or toys inserted into her while I'm giving her head and she only cums from getting head, almost always on her back. She has to have her legs together, which is unique among the women I've known (and more than a little inconvenient!). She likes for me to run my hands all over her body, especially her breasts, stomach and inner thighs. She also likes it when I put a couple of fingers in her mouth to suck on.

After she cums, she likes to lie on her back, with me on her side sucking her breast. After several minutes of this, she usually rolls me onto my back and sucks me off. She knows I like for her to sit on my face and she invariably does this after a couple of minutes of sucking me from the side. She's a skilled cocksucker. She can deepthroat me, which feels incredible! She's the only person I've been with who could do this. It took her several months to master it--and I'm VERY glad she did!

So she sucks me in a 69 with her on top, her pussy in my mouth, her mouth on my cock, her hands on my lower shaft and/or balls (she loves to 'abuse' my balls a little!), and my nose right under her asshole. After some time, she sits back and rubs her ass all over my face. Sometimes she 'face bounces' me.

Sometimes she farts! The first time she farted in my face like this, it was an accident and she was mortified--until I told her how much I loved it, and then she was a little confused at first. She reluctantly agreed to try it again and when she farted in my face on purpose for the first time a couple of weeks later, she quite enjoyed it!! She did NOT want to kiss me afterwards!!! Now, anytime she needs to fart while we're having sex, she just goes ahead and FARTS, right in my nose or mouth and as hard as she can. Sometimes, her farts are huge; they are ALWAYS a huge turn-on for me.

Invariably if she farts, or usually if she's bouncing her ass up and down on my face, it doesn't take me very long at all to cum. I give her a subtle warning--I moan a little louder and tense up--and she puts her mouth on my cock if it's not already there and I cum in her mouth. She knows to be still and hold my cock tightly in her mouth and hands until I completely finish cumming, which usually takes about 30 seconds.

Then she gets up, goes to the bathroom, spits out my cum and brushes her teeth! Which is a disappointment, but none of my previous girlfriends liked to swallow either. She says it's not the taste of my cum, which she says she kinda likes. She says she doesn't want the testosterone in my sperm to make her manly! Whatever! It's absurd and I've told her that, but after so many years it's just something I accept.

Lately, I think about my face in her ass when I'm masturbating--at least when I win my game! First of all, to 'earn' her ass for my masturbation fantasy, I have to finish my to-do list for work and home. Then, I play a video game and I have a goal. If I reach my target score, I'll go upstairs, rummage a pair of her panties from her hamper, and hump my masturbation sleeve while I smell her ass and fantasize about her farting in my face and talking shit to me and laughing afterwards!

But--if I don't win my game, I have so suck a cock while I hump the 'slave tube' as my wife likes to call it! I deepthroat, over and over and over, trying to take it all the way to the balls and back up in a steady rhythm. My favorite cock to suck right now is the Noches Latinas 8" Realistic Cock, which I just bought a couple of weeks ago from Eden Fantasys. It's very realistic--and fucking HUGE! I'll write about it in a separate post.

I also have a 'minimum target' in my game and if I don't reach that, I have to also have a cock or plug in my ass! Lately my favorite cock for anal is the Vixskin Mustang, which I think I bought from SheVibe.com. My favorite plug right now is the Cobalt Bubble Plug, which is a glass toy by Doc Johnson, 1 5/8 inches thick at the widest. I think I bought it from SheVibe or Eden. It's great by itself or as a warm up for bigger and badder things. If I'm not feeling ambitious, I have a silver bullet on a cord that I like for anal vibe stimulation.

Right now, the 'pegging queue', meaning anal dildos my wife has yet to peg me with, is pretty long! So far, she's pegged me with the Cyber Cock (with a condom, of course), the Vamp Elvis, the Vixen Leo and Vixskin Johnny (as well as a 5.5" rubber dildo that came with her first harness). She has yet to peg me with Vixskin Goodfella or Vixskin Mustang. Both of those are smaller than Johnny (or ME, for that matter!), so I'm confident they'll be pretty easy. But also in the queue are the Vixskin Buck, Tantus Max O2, The Captain (big, hard silicone dildo from Good Vibrations) and the mighty (big) Vixskin Outlaw. I'm not sure if we'll ever get as far as the Outlaw! The Captain is the one that probably scares me the most, because it doesn't SEEM that big at first glance, and it doesn't weigh as much as Johnny. BUT--it's really firm silicone and it's 7.5"  by almost 2" thick, with very little flexibility. It has the potential to hurt--A LOT!

I'm always looking for the next great thing in dildos, both in dual-density silicone for pegging and in skin-like UR3 or Cyberskin for oral. Right now, my two top prospects are the Vixskin Bandit and the Jeff Stryker UR3. My dream product that doesn't exist yet is a dual-density silicone dildo just under 2" thick, about 7-8 inches long, very realistic, with a nice upward curve and with complete balls like the Vixskin Goodfella or the Vamp Elvis. At the very top of my wishlist, btw, is the gorgeous Jaguar harness from Aslan Leather for my goddess--but I think I should talk to my goddess about what she wants before I order. I've been building up points at Eden Fantasys and I hope to have enough to get whatever I want in just a few weeks!

Anyway, I'm living the dream right now. We haven't done pegging or any bdsm lately, but I'm not really complaining!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

The Joy of High Quality Pro Sex

Cleaning up my hard drive, watching various videos. Just watched some Cathy Heaven and some Holly Michaels. Now that Annette Schwarz seems to be retired (sadness), my vote for best active giver of head goes to Cathy Heaven. She's not as nasty as Annette, which is not necessarily a bad thing. But I LOVE Annette and would love to see her doing something new that she loves.

Cathy Heaven has no apparent gag reflex. I don't think she deepthroated Shane Diesel (!), but she has deepthroated everybody else I've seen her with. She swallows most of the time, too. I liked her real hair color (brown) and her real boobs better, but it's pr0n so what did I expect? And she just keeps sucking cock better and better. She seems to love it and I love that she loves it.

Holly Michaels is hot. Tall, curvy, pretty, bitchy, young. Has good oral skills and swallowed sometimes early on (she just started last year). But now she seems to be going through the motions a lot. She seems like someone who'd do more than porn. She's done some good femdom stuff, strapons, facesitting/smothering, even forced bi. I'd give A LOT to see her farting on someone!

I have no idea who else is hot in pr0n right now. These two are probably my favorites. Time for bed and perchance to cum thinking some very impure thoughts.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Bliss!

This week has been wonderful so far!

The morning after my last entry started with me kissing my goddess, then touching her everywhere, then licking her to several glorious orgasms!

Then she gave me some great head and then turned around and sat on my face. I licked her some more and she continued the amazing oral and hand pleasure she was giving me. She mixed in a little ball-squeezing and -busting, too! She's become very good at CBT!

After a couple of minutes 69ing with her on top, she sat up on my face (while still stroking my cock with her hands), bounced on my face just a couple of times - and released a short, pungent fart right into my nose! Then she sat down on my face with most of her weight, shifted slightly - and released a HUGE pungent fart!!

After some laughter, she leaned forward to take my hard cock back into her talented and hungry mouth. In a few seconds, of course, I came with full power! She held me tight in her hands and mouth until I stopped cumming (which was somewhere between 30 and 60 seconds). I could smell her fart the entire time and it kept making me want to cum even more. Not to mention the sight of her gorgeous ass, right there in my face, OWNING me completely. WOW!

I came kissing her ass twice this week and once I fucked her pretty well for first thing in the morning...but I've been thinking about the events of the weekend more than anything else this week. It's like I already got what I want for Christmas!

I hope everyone reading this gets what they want, too!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

The joy and thrill of KISSING ASS !

If I've learned one thing about human sexuality, it's this: everybody loves to get their ass kissed!

Some love it more than others, but I have yet to meet anyone who hates getting their ass kissed. I've kissed ass probably thousands of times, but only seven or eight different asses, all but one of them women. The typical reaction is amusement followed by sexual arousal. A couple of the women were kind of embarrassed and stiff about it at first, but in the end they loved it, too. For two of the women, kissing their ass seemed to flip their dominance switch to "on"!

My first girlfriend liked to tell me to kiss her ass. When she didn't feel like having sex, she'd roll away, pull down her panties if she wasn't already naked and tell me to kiss her ass! And I did it, every time! She would move her hips to rub her ass in my face and to jam my face farther up her crack. Kissing her ass always made me cum - quickly and hard. I think it started with me kissing her entire body. Every square inch from head to toe. Some spots got more attention than others and of course her ASS got more attention than anywhere else. She was VERY amused, aroused - and soon dominant. I wish I'd know how to ask her to fart in my face because I know she would have LOVED that!

My second girlfriend was more shy about it. Which is kind of surprising, because my first girlfriend was a virgin when we started dating and my second girlfriend told me she'd been with about a dozen guys. I guess none of them ever kissed her absolutely amazing ASS! She was 5'9" and very nicely curved. Athletic. Tight, round, muscular ass. She was so sexually awesome that for the first couple of months after we started having sex, if she didn't feel like fucking, she'd give me a blowjob! I got a blowjob ever other day or so for something like 8 weeks!! She gave good head and got better the longer we were together. She couldn't quite deepthroat me but she used her hands and mouth together really well and even swallowed without being asked! But as our relationship went on, she downgraded me to mostly handjobs with occasional blowjobs - and instead of fucking every other day, it became twice a week, then once...and then she'd just say she wasn't in the mood and she wanted to sleep. I asked if I could kiss her ass and pleasure myself while I kissed it. I could tell she thought it was weird but she let me do it. "That didn't take long!", I remember her saying the first time. She laughed a little and that made her ass, which was still touching my face, shake in a very sexy, humiliating way! I remember always hoping she'd fart in my face but I didn't dare ask and she never did.

My third girlfriend was also tall, and less surprisingly shy. She'd only been with two other guys before me and apparently I was MUCH better at sex than those guys had been. She treated me like a sex god! Whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted was the way it went, almost from beginning to end. When I kissed her ass, she didn't say anything, but I knew she loved it. She had a big round ass that was softer than my previous girlfriend, but I loved it at least as much. After kissing her ass one night, she pulled me up and guided my cock to where my tongue had been. I asked if she was sure and she moved her hand to my ass and urged my hips forward. That was my first anal sex experience and only the first of many I had with her. Ass kissing was the default when she didn't feel like sex and I always enjoyed it - but I always wished she could be dominant like my first girlfriend. I asked her once to tell me to kiss her butt, but she got angry and asked "Is this a 'kiss my ass' thing?" I answered 'no' because I could tell how she felt. I think she farted a tiny fart in my face once, by accident. But I couldn't ask her about things like that.

Finally, there's my goddess! I started kissing her ass while doing 69 with her on top. I reached up to massage her breasts and she took that to mean I wanted her to sit up onto my face! I've never been too shy with her - or she with me. I told her early on that I like kissing her ass, and she let me know she likes for me to kiss it! And lick it...and SUCK it...and breath it in...and TAKE IT when she wants to facefuck me or facesit me or faceBOUNCE me or faceFART me!! Again during 69 with her on top, she farted in my face by accident. And I came about three seconds later. I was comfortable enough with her to let her know WHY I'd cum so quick and so hard. I asked her if she could do it on purpose. She agreed to try! The first time was awkward. She was really nervous. But she did it and soon learned to LOVE farting in my face. She also loves having her ass licked. Somehow we figured out that she could hold my dick between her feet while I'm kissing her ass (maybe we're just built right for each other that way!) and that's our default when she doesn't feel like fucking. Sometimes, though, I'll cum on her feet with her fart gas deep in my lungs and then she'll roll over and have me lick her to several orgasms (after first cleaning my cum off her feet with my tongue!)

My goddess is asleep upstairs right now - what am I doing down here!? I'm going up there and with a little luck, I'll kiss ass yet again in the morning! Good Night, all!!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Learning to kiss ASS

I started becoming an ass kisser around age 6.

A 7 year old boy who'd just moved into the neighborhood "taught" me some sex games. He taught me to suck his dick (although we both thought that literally meant to suck on it like a lollipop!) and he also taught me to "study" his "butt", which meant kneeling behind him with my face right behind his ass. I was surprised to find I liked the way it smelled (although I would never have admitted it). He never asked me to kiss his ass but even at that age I knew there was something submissive about having my face there. Again, I wouldn't have admitted it or even have had the words to say anything like that - but I felt it.

Something else I "felt" was a hot, smelly "breeze" when he farted in my face about a year later! We were still playing our games and he kept adding new ones. Now he liked to stick his dick up against my asshole with both of us standing and to push me around like that. He still liked for me to suck his dick (he also sucked mine, but only about half as often as he had me suck his). By this time, he had learned how dick sucking really worked and he moved my head up and down on his dick (bigger than mine, thick and straight) and thrust his dick deeper into my mouth. He didn't like it when I used my hands to stop him going too deep. He taught me to reach around and hold his ass cheeks tightly, which is still my favorite when I'm giving head. He made me gag a lot!

The fart was a complete, humiliating surprise. He had moved, and his new neighborhood had lots of kids, a couple of whom joined our games. One of them was watching that day. We were in the big playhouse in his new yard. The playhouse was roughly the size of a small room in a house. It had a window, but he'd covered it so we had privacy. He said he wanted me to show the new guy how to study a butt. He stood up on a chair and spread his ass cheeks. I stood right behind him with my nose about an inch from his asshole. I could feel the warmth of his ass on the cheeks of my face and smell the familiar aroma strongly. I was really enjoying it when without warning, I felt a hot wind in my face and saw his asshole flex open. When I heard the sound and smelled the methane I knew he'd farted in my face! He and his friend (who was also a year older) both burst out laughing! I was so humiliated I wanted to cry!

Within a year, my friend had moved again and had discovered girls. He invited me to play some games with him and a couple of girls. More accurately, HE played with the girls. Mostly, I watched or did something submissive to him in front of a girl. He especially liked to make me suck his dick and for me to spread my ass so he could stick his dick up against my asshole. I remember the first time, he told the girl that he wanted her to do these things and he would use me to show them what to do.

The only thing he let me do directly with the girls was "study their butts". One of the girls was my age, the other was a year older. I didn't like the younger one much. She was freckled and giggly and wasn't very good at the games. Mostly she just wanted to look at our bodies. The older girl was more serious, dark-haired, already somewhat curved (especially her ass) and taller than me. When she looked (down) at me, her brown eyes seemed to be saying "I'm in charge of you". She sucked his dick after watching me do it but she wouldn't let him stick his dick between her ass cheeks. She said he could put his face there if he wanted. She'd watched me study his butt. I had been afraid he would fart and relieved that he had spared me THAT humiliation!

When they whispered to each other, I knew something was going on...I remember seeing her eyes get a little wide and then she looked at me with a wicked little grin. She asked me if I wanted to study her butt. Of course I said yes! I kneeled behind her and put my nose up in her ass crack. I liked the way her ass smelled even better than my friend's! We were in the basement and she was leaning on a table. She stepped back, pushing my back against the wall and pressing my face further up her ass! She rubbed her ass in my face a little while making "na na na na na!" taunting sounds! She and my friend both laughed. I was a little shocked by this and was trying to push her ass off my face when she suddenly eased forward just a little, paused, and then blasted a three-second fart right into my nose and open mouth! I immediately realized what was happening and tried to get away, but she moved back and pinned my face to the wall with her ass! They were laughing so hard! I was red in the face with embarrassment!

That same year in school, I hung around mostly with two friends, one of whom farted A LOT. His favorite game was to have one of us hold the third boy down so he could fart on his head! I was the strongest of the three of us and could have avoided getting farted on - but I pretended to be overpowered because I secretly liked it! The other guy seemed to genuinely hate being farted on, but because I was stronger, he never got away! Years later, my gassy friend and I played some more adult games...

Over the next couple of years, I constantly found excuses to put my face behind nice asses! I'd choose my seat in class based on who was sitting in front of me. I dropped my pencil A LOT! On the bus, I'd try to get an aisle seat near the front so everybody's ass would be in face as they got on and off! When we walked up the stairs in groups, I would time it so I was right behind a nice ass! I was much more into girls than boys by this time, but I still liked my aggressive friend. Sometimes we'd wrestle and I'd find a way to get my face right in his ass.

Right around puberty, two things happened that I think made me an ass kisser for life. One day, a guy in our class told a story about watching his cousin come home late from a date. Apparently, they didn't realize he was watching them. The girl told the boy: "kiss my butt". The boy said he would kiss it if she would "bare it". She pulled down her pants and "he kissed her butt"! I found myself thinking about that over and over and over as I started touching myself. I'd look at the girl's butts on the swimsuit and underwear pages of catalogs and imagine kissing them!

A few months after hearing the story, I was playing with three girls on the playground, when out of the blue, one of them told me: "kiss my butt"! Just like in the story, I told her I would if she would "bare it" - to my amazement, she said she would! The four of us sneaked back into the school and went to the large storage closet behind our classroom. It would be deserted for the next 20 minutes or so... The "kiss my butt" girl, a blue-eyed dirty blonde, asked me if I was really going to kiss it. I said sure if she'd show me her bare ass. One of her friends said "what about me?" I said I'd kiss hers, too. So the blonde lifted her skirt, lowered her panties and said "well?" I was embarrassed to do it in front of her friends, but I kneeled down behind her and planted a kiss on her left ass cheek! I wanted to keep kissing it and to stick my face in her crack, but she laughed (they all did) and she quickly pulled up her panties and lowered her skirt. Her friend said "it's my turn!" and pulled her skirt up and panties down. I was still on my knees. I kissed her ass, too! She let me kiss it all over. When I started nuzzling her crack, she pulled away, laughing. The third girl didn't let me kiss her butt; she thought it was "gross" - but she did laugh at me along with the others!

And that is how, but the tender age of 11, I became a full-fledged ass kisser. I'm pretty sure my first orgasm found me fantasizing about kissing ass and/or getting farted on - not to mention a huge percentage of my orgasms since then!