My wife has ideas. Mainly that I should give her lots of head, fuck her frequently and, when she's not in the mood for any other kind of sex, that I should kiss her ass while fucking her feet until I cum. And then I should eat my own cum. That amuses her endlessly.
This morning she gave me a handjob/blowjob with lots of dirty talking, then she sat on my face and farted - hard. That made her laugh, which made her gorgeous ass bounce up and down on my face and as usual, it made me cum almost immediately. She took my cock back in her mouth to catch all the cum, then came and gave me a big kiss, deftly depositing all the cum into my mouth. She then said, "Swallow it, bitch." And being the good bitch that I am, I opened my mouth, showed her the huge load of cum and then swallowed. And she laughed again!
A lot of her dirty talk was about fucking me and/or making me suck her big dick. Johnny is the first dildo she's used on me which is bigger than mine and she is clearly very turned on by it. Both times she fucked me with it she reminded me repeatedly that her dick was bigger than mine. Of course that turns me on, too.
I think she and I are both ready for even more. I own several dildos larger than Johnny, so the question is, which one next?
The contenders are:
- Vixskin Maverick, which is the same length as Johnny and 1/4 inch thicker (in diameter). It's big, but I have fucked myself with it a couple of times and I think I can take getting fucked by it and that I'll enjoy it. Whether I'll enjoy it more than Johnny is an open question.
- Feeldoe More, which is about the same length and diameter as Johnny, but made of a harder silicone, so it doesn't bend as much. It feels like a bigger dick. Again, I've fucked myself with it and it felt good. This is a double-ended dildo with a part that goes inside the woman. She can either use a harness to secure it further or else hold it in place by squeezing her kegel muscles. When I first showed it to my wife, she said she was reluctant to try it (she doesn't like dildos inside her) but the last time I suggested it, she was more interested (I told her I'd read that some women can actually cum while fucking with it). So we'll see.
- Smooth Glider XL, which is about the same size as Johnny - but solid Pyrex glass. It's about as hard as hard gets and when I tried it in my ass, IT HURT. My wife loves to hurt me (!) and she liked this when I showed it to her. It is heavier than silicone dildos, so she's a little less than enthused about that. Frankly, I'm willing to wait for this guy. Right now it's too big!
- Vixskin Outlaw, which is fucking HUGE - 9 inches (insertable length) by over 2 inches in diameter. I just ordered this in caramel. I bought the chocolate version about 18 months ago. That's when I learned that my wife is turned off by black cock. She's extremely picky about men. I've learned that she only likes white guys (and finds maybe 2 out of 100 attractive). I guess I should be grateful that she's picky. I'm definitely grateful that she somehow finds ME attractive. Anyway, our Johnny is caramel and she loves the color (her skin roughly matches it). Again, I think this one will be for sometime in the future.
Now it's time to go to bed. With a little luck, my wife will "make" me kiss her ass again tomorrow morning. She's been very gassy lately! I'm the luckiest guy I know of!
We've found that bigger is not necessarily better. Up to a point, but beyond that, too much is no good. Just right is just right, and so far for us just right is Vixskin Johnny & the Dream Dick.
ReplyDeleteMaverick is less realistic than our other Vixskins. My wife and I never tried it together. I got tired of playing with it by myself.
My wife won't have anything to do with the Feeldoe More, or with the Vixskin Outlaw, or with the Smooth Glider XL. I rarely want to play with Outlaw, and never with the other two.