No - I'm not talking about some celebrity, I'm talking about the Vixskin Johnny from Vixen Creations.
First of all, please note that I haven't been paid by Vixen Creations to write a review. They don't even know that I exist. I say this up front because my opinion is so positive that you might otherwise think I'm on their payroll. (Nobody's ever offered to pay me to review anything; if they ever do, I'll tell you).
Second, don't confuse this with the original Johnny, which apparently is hard as a rock, or at least as hard as a Leo. The original is made of what Vixen calls "pure silicone", or what I now call "plain old silicone". It's a great material if you want something really hard, easy to care for and durable in a high-quality plastic sort of way. But the new Johnny is made from Vixskin, a magical material which is hard and soft at the same time, in the same wonderful way that a real penis is. It's also as easy to care for and as durable as plain old silicone (as far as I can tell so far).
Even more realistic than Vixskin is Cyberskin - but - Cyberskin is highly porous and fairly easily damaged. You have to use a condom if you want to do penetration, afterward you have to clean it carefully and powder it with "Cyberskin Renew" (or cornstarch) and if you like to get wild, you'll have to replace your Cyberskin toys in a few weeks or months.
Before I met Johnny, my favorite dildo was the Cyberskin Dream Dick. Mainly I love to suck it, although I have fucked myself with it a couple of times. Through trial and error, I realized it's the perfect size for me (6.5 inches insertable length, just under 2 inches in diameter). I can deep throat it like a champ and even after doing that for several months now, it still makes me gag sometimes and always makes my eyes water. When I ease it into my ass, it makes me feel small and submissive. I love the size and the realism (especially the head, the somewhat veiny shaft and big, lifelike balls).
Unfortunately, my beloved Dream Dick recently started to come apart and I began searching for a replacement. The "trial and error" I mentioned above involved my buying several dildos over the past couple of years, as my wife and I have really started exploring our freaky sides.
Here's my artificial penis odyssey: First I bought a Cyber Cock (6 inches insertable, 1.5 inch diameter), which was very much like the one and only actual penis I've ever sucked and been fucked by. Incredibly realistic! Next I tried the slightly thicker European Cock (a disappointment), then the Dream Dick.
I wondered if bigger was simply better, so next I tried the Perfect Pecker and then the Tommy Gunn. Both were good, but neither was as good as the Dream Dick. Both were less realistic. The Perfect Pecker was a nice thickness (2.25") but a little shorter than the Dream Dick (6 inches). The Tommy Gunn was just too big (6.75" X 2.125"). I finally managed to force it all the way into my throat - only to give myself a case of laryngitis! I actually had to call in sick for 2 days because I couldn't talk! Wow, I felt like a huge bitch (a feeling which I'm sure you've noticed I love).
Next, I decided to try something a little thicker than the Dream Dick but thinner than the Tommy Gunn (btw, the pornstar's dick, while big, doesn't seem nearly as big as his namesake dildo!). At this point in my search, I discovered Vixskin. Because of the specific thickness and positive reviews, I bought their biggest dildo, The Outlaw (8.75" X 2"). I still haven't managed to suck this bad boy all the way down to the balls, or take it all the way up my ass - but it's fun to try!
I like the realism of The Outlaw (not as realistic as Cyberskin, but it's pretty realistic feeling and nicely detailed). I like the size (even if it is really too big - that's fun sometimes). I really like the easy care. No condoms required! I don't like the pathetic excuse for balls or the perfect straightness of the shaft. Cyberskin is somewhat shape-able; I found I could bend any of my Cyberskin cocks the way I like, into the up-tilting curve of my one real lover's cock, and it would stay curved for quite a while. Not so with Vixskin. Even if you keep it bent for a couple of days, it immediately returns to its original shape.
At this point, I decided that the Dream Dick was the perfect dick for me to suck. Around this time, my wife and I decided to try pegging, which set off another trial & error buying spree. I knew I wasn't ready for anything as big as the Dream Dick, so first we tried a beautiful glass dildo (5.5" insertable X 1.25" diameter), then the CyberCock (using a condom and cleaning carefully). Those were both fabulous experiences! I wanted to try bigger (besides, my wife's dick should be MUCH bigger than my own, shouldn't it?) :)
Still not ready for the Dream Dick, I got a Leo (7" X 1.625"). To date, the Leo is the biggest dick I've ever been fucked with (by another person, as opposed to fucking myself). It felt great! It's semi-realistic and rock hard (plain old silicone). Super easy clean up. And nicely curved! I felt completely dominated when my wife slid it up my ass!
So with the Dream Dick wearing out and my wife eager to peg me with something bigger than Leo, I searched for the perfect next dick. I knew I wanted silicone, because of the durability and easy care. I knew I wanted something as realistic as possible, which meant Vixskin. I knew the size I wanted and quickly narrowed it down to the Buck and the Maverick - but I wasn't really excited about either of them. At 6", the Buck was shorter than I wanted. The Maverick was about the right size, but not particularly realistic. And neither of them had balls.
I had been searching on my favorite retailers, but now I tried Vixen's site, to see if they had any products I'd missed, or anything new. That's when I saw the Vixskin Johnny. 7 insertable inches, just under 2 inches diameter - just like the Dream Dick, only 1/2 inch longer! Nicely curved, very realistic (veiny) - it even appeared to have nice balls! Only problem was, nobody but Vixen had it and they wanted $100. I decided I had to have it! I ordered it in Caramel and opted for rush shipping.
When I opened the package, it was love/lust at first sight. And first touch. And first kiss, and first throat penetration! When I took it all the way down and put Johnny's nuts on my chin, I knew I had chosen wisely. It's still less realistic than Cyberskin, but more realistic than The Outlaw. Again, the detailing is excellent. The balls are pretty good, way better than The Outlaw. The curve is dramatic, realistic (and it keeps its shape). This is the perfect dick for me. I've had MANY outstanding orgasms in the past couple of weeks just from giving Johnny head and imagining him up my ass.
I am still waiting for my wife to strap it on and show me who's boss - but that's supposed to happen this weekend! I can't wait!!
Friday, May 7, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Kinky Porn Favorites and a Few Ideas
I don't shoot porn, but I'm a big fan. (I'm also a big fan of Billy Watson's blog IShootPorn, but that's another story).
I especially like kinky porn. Some of my favorites: Barefoot Princess, Goddess Lexi (of MeanGirlsClub fame) and from Romania, the awesome and under-appreciated Queen AdyBa.
Barefoot Princess does a lot of foot domination, but what I really get off on is Her CBT, tight bondage, strap-on humiliation... She is incredibly sexy and always in complete control of what appears to be her real-life slave.
Goddess Lexi loves forced bi, CBT, strap-ons, tight bondage and especially hard whippings with a singletail. I've never seen any domme better with a whip.
Queen AdyBa is mainly into facesitting and face-farting. She is the best at both of these and everything is real. She also has a real-life slave and he is the 'co-star' of Her vids. Lucky guy.
I've said it before: there is so much amazing porn out there, much of it free (although I always buy from my favorites). Whatever you like, there is something for you out there now, unlike the old days.
For example, around 2o years ago, I ran across a blooper video where a porn actress accidentally farted in a guy's face while he was eating her out from behind. That made me unbelievably horny, but I couldn't find anything else like it. When my girlfriend at the time accidentally farted in my face, I didn't know how to tell her that I found it incredibly arousing. I was afraid she'd think I was a total weirdo. I just pretended I hadn't noticed and we never spoke of it again.
Today, there are DOZENS of super sexy women who make videos of themselves farting in guys' faces ON PURPOSE. There are forums devoted to the fetish and it's fairly easy to find advice on how to tell your significant other about your weird fetishes. When my wife (my girlfriend at the time) accidentally farted in my face a few years ago. I knew how to let her know how much I loved it. Now she does it regularly! She's seen some of my favorite video clips and she uses ideas from those to enrich our sex life. To me, that's progress. That moves us closer to functional happiness.
Anyway, there are a few things not yet out there that I'd like to see...
Cuckold Cum Farting
This combines three of my favorite fetishes: cuckolding, cum eating and farting. A hot 'wife" 'cheats' on her small-dicked 'husband' with one or more well-endowed men. These studs fuck her hard and cum up her ass. She then sits on her 'husband's' face and farts all the cum into his mouth. He has to show all the cum and then swallow it.
Forced-bi Competition
Two or more slaves compete. Any competition will do. Naked wrestling could be good, or perhaps a race, a card game, who can take the most punishment from Mistress.... Winner fucks the loser or if there are more than two slaves, loser sucks off all the winners. Another idea: dick size contest! Again, loser (smallest dick) services the winners, perhaps getting fucked by the biggest dick. One more idea along this line: Mistress forces a group of slaves to jerk off into a glass while she abuses them. Last one to cum has to drink it all. The more slaves there are, the better this will be.
The Fart Filter
Queen AdyBa deserves the credit for this form of torture. She has an excellent video with this title but it doesn't include the actual fart filtering technique. A slave is smothered by a Mistress's ass. When she feels the need to fart, she forces the slave to exhale and then cuts off his air, preventing him from inhaling. After some seconds, she farts and simultaneously allows the slave to inhale - and then cuts off his air again, forcing him to "filter" her fart with his lungs. Mistress shouldn't have to smell farts, should she? :)
Bitch Bus
Similar to the Bangbus concept, except with Mistresses out on the prowl for slaves. They lure the slaves into the van with the implied promise of sex - and then bind and abuse them instead.
Strap-on/Ballbusting Combo
I saw this briefly in one video. I'd like to see more! Mistress was fucking a slave with a big strap-on. He was in bondage on his back with his legs spread wide (another Mistress was making him clean her asshole). Before Mistress penetrated him and several times after, she beat his defenseless, tightly-tied balls with Her huge cock. Hard. And laughed at his pain. That's often the best part, isn't it?
Anyway, anyone reading this who makes films, feel free to use these ideas. I wouldn't mind a little credit but the ideas are yours. Just make it hot and nasty!
I especially like kinky porn. Some of my favorites: Barefoot Princess, Goddess Lexi (of MeanGirlsClub fame) and from Romania, the awesome and under-appreciated Queen AdyBa.
Barefoot Princess does a lot of foot domination, but what I really get off on is Her CBT, tight bondage, strap-on humiliation... She is incredibly sexy and always in complete control of what appears to be her real-life slave.
Goddess Lexi loves forced bi, CBT, strap-ons, tight bondage and especially hard whippings with a singletail. I've never seen any domme better with a whip.
Queen AdyBa is mainly into facesitting and face-farting. She is the best at both of these and everything is real. She also has a real-life slave and he is the 'co-star' of Her vids. Lucky guy.
I've said it before: there is so much amazing porn out there, much of it free (although I always buy from my favorites). Whatever you like, there is something for you out there now, unlike the old days.
For example, around 2o years ago, I ran across a blooper video where a porn actress accidentally farted in a guy's face while he was eating her out from behind. That made me unbelievably horny, but I couldn't find anything else like it. When my girlfriend at the time accidentally farted in my face, I didn't know how to tell her that I found it incredibly arousing. I was afraid she'd think I was a total weirdo. I just pretended I hadn't noticed and we never spoke of it again.
Today, there are DOZENS of super sexy women who make videos of themselves farting in guys' faces ON PURPOSE. There are forums devoted to the fetish and it's fairly easy to find advice on how to tell your significant other about your weird fetishes. When my wife (my girlfriend at the time) accidentally farted in my face a few years ago. I knew how to let her know how much I loved it. Now she does it regularly! She's seen some of my favorite video clips and she uses ideas from those to enrich our sex life. To me, that's progress. That moves us closer to functional happiness.
Anyway, there are a few things not yet out there that I'd like to see...
Cuckold Cum Farting
This combines three of my favorite fetishes: cuckolding, cum eating and farting. A hot 'wife" 'cheats' on her small-dicked 'husband' with one or more well-endowed men. These studs fuck her hard and cum up her ass. She then sits on her 'husband's' face and farts all the cum into his mouth. He has to show all the cum and then swallow it.
Forced-bi Competition
Two or more slaves compete. Any competition will do. Naked wrestling could be good, or perhaps a race, a card game, who can take the most punishment from Mistress.... Winner fucks the loser or if there are more than two slaves, loser sucks off all the winners. Another idea: dick size contest! Again, loser (smallest dick) services the winners, perhaps getting fucked by the biggest dick. One more idea along this line: Mistress forces a group of slaves to jerk off into a glass while she abuses them. Last one to cum has to drink it all. The more slaves there are, the better this will be.
The Fart Filter
Queen AdyBa deserves the credit for this form of torture. She has an excellent video with this title but it doesn't include the actual fart filtering technique. A slave is smothered by a Mistress's ass. When she feels the need to fart, she forces the slave to exhale and then cuts off his air, preventing him from inhaling. After some seconds, she farts and simultaneously allows the slave to inhale - and then cuts off his air again, forcing him to "filter" her fart with his lungs. Mistress shouldn't have to smell farts, should she? :)
Bitch Bus
Similar to the Bangbus concept, except with Mistresses out on the prowl for slaves. They lure the slaves into the van with the implied promise of sex - and then bind and abuse them instead.
Strap-on/Ballbusting Combo
I saw this briefly in one video. I'd like to see more! Mistress was fucking a slave with a big strap-on. He was in bondage on his back with his legs spread wide (another Mistress was making him clean her asshole). Before Mistress penetrated him and several times after, she beat his defenseless, tightly-tied balls with Her huge cock. Hard. And laughed at his pain. That's often the best part, isn't it?
Anyway, anyone reading this who makes films, feel free to use these ideas. I wouldn't mind a little credit but the ideas are yours. Just make it hot and nasty!
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Reflections on Pr0n
Well... it's nearly 1 am (my bedtime) and I've been surfing the internet in search of porn for the past several hours. Finding a LOT to my liking, too. It never ceases to amaze me how much is available FOR FREE.
I've got an external hard drive full of free internet porn. If I never download another byte, I've got enough potential orgasms in there to last me 69 lifetimes. Too bad you can't take it with you, huh?
What irks me is that if I'd stopped my surfing three hours ago when my beautiful wife went to bed, I might have had real life kinky sex tonight. Not for certain, but certainly possible. Why didn't I at least try? What's so great about great free porn?
Maybe the worst part is that what I really like about porn is... penises. That's right: I'm mainly in it for the COCK. So many great cocks on the internet. All longer and thicker than the only one I ever actually hooked up with. All so delicious and dominant looking. So many fantasies.
Being happily married to a seriously kinky woman, I have no interest in actually turning any of those fantasies into reality. If I want to suck dick, or get fucked, I simply mention it to her, she straps on a big fucking cock and I get my little bitch on. One of many reasons why I am the luckiest guy on earth.
But cyberskin isn't human skin and it can't cum in your mouth or up your ass. Which is why the fantasies are still compelling and all the strapon sex in the world isn't quite satisfying. That's why when I'm deep throating her strapon, I'm fantasizing about some pic I saw on the internet of some tall, buff, insanely hung guy I will never meet and wouldn't stand a chance with if I did.
Anyway, you might think I'd like gay porn, but aside from the occasional gay gang bang (little submissive guy gets nailed by half a dozen big dominant guys), I just like straight porn. I once read that straight guys often don't like hardcore porn because it's a turn-off for them to see another guy getting it on with "their" girl. That's how I feel about gay porn. Looking at the submissive guy (the one sucking or getting fucked) makes me resent him for being where I should be. And he's not a turn on to look at; the dominant guy is.
But watching a beautiful girl sucking or getting fucked is awesome. I love looking at sexy women, and I love watching dominant men getting head and fucking. Put the two together and it's perfect.
I know I'm weird. But I'll bet there are a lot of guys like me out there. And I'm glad they don't turn me on.
OK, to bed. Maybe I can hook up with my amazing and sexy wife in the morning...
I've got an external hard drive full of free internet porn. If I never download another byte, I've got enough potential orgasms in there to last me 69 lifetimes. Too bad you can't take it with you, huh?
What irks me is that if I'd stopped my surfing three hours ago when my beautiful wife went to bed, I might have had real life kinky sex tonight. Not for certain, but certainly possible. Why didn't I at least try? What's so great about great free porn?
Maybe the worst part is that what I really like about porn is... penises. That's right: I'm mainly in it for the COCK. So many great cocks on the internet. All longer and thicker than the only one I ever actually hooked up with. All so delicious and dominant looking. So many fantasies.
Being happily married to a seriously kinky woman, I have no interest in actually turning any of those fantasies into reality. If I want to suck dick, or get fucked, I simply mention it to her, she straps on a big fucking cock and I get my little bitch on. One of many reasons why I am the luckiest guy on earth.
But cyberskin isn't human skin and it can't cum in your mouth or up your ass. Which is why the fantasies are still compelling and all the strapon sex in the world isn't quite satisfying. That's why when I'm deep throating her strapon, I'm fantasizing about some pic I saw on the internet of some tall, buff, insanely hung guy I will never meet and wouldn't stand a chance with if I did.
Anyway, you might think I'd like gay porn, but aside from the occasional gay gang bang (little submissive guy gets nailed by half a dozen big dominant guys), I just like straight porn. I once read that straight guys often don't like hardcore porn because it's a turn-off for them to see another guy getting it on with "their" girl. That's how I feel about gay porn. Looking at the submissive guy (the one sucking or getting fucked) makes me resent him for being where I should be. And he's not a turn on to look at; the dominant guy is.
But watching a beautiful girl sucking or getting fucked is awesome. I love looking at sexy women, and I love watching dominant men getting head and fucking. Put the two together and it's perfect.
I know I'm weird. But I'll bet there are a lot of guys like me out there. And I'm glad they don't turn me on.
OK, to bed. Maybe I can hook up with my amazing and sexy wife in the morning...
Friday, September 18, 2009
Another Fantasy
My wife and I are walking in the woods in the late afternoon. Realizing we're in danger of being caught by nightfall, we take a shortcut. After some time, we realize we're being followed!
For a while, we stay ahead of our pursuers, but we make a wrong turn and end up cornered at the base of a cliff. We find ourselves face to face with two large, very fit blond men in jeans and t-shirts. They look mean. Without producing any weapons, they order us to kneel and we obey. They both unzip their pants and pull out large cocks. We have no choice but to suck! Out of the corner of my eye, I see my wife being forced to deepthroat and she also glances over at me. I feel humiliated and helpless.
After a long session of sucking, our captors take off the rest of their clothes and order us to strip, too. One of them lies down on the ground and orders my wife to climb on his huge dick. After she complies, he orders me to suck his big balls. His balls are too big; at first I can only suck one at a time, but at last I manage to suck both. My mouth is stretched and I can only describe the smell and taste as "superior." My wife's ass bounces up and down right and front of me. She is obviously enjoying herself! Every time she bottoms out on his cock, her asshole is right in front of my nose!
As I suck balls and smell my wife's fragrant asshole, I feel my own ass cheeks being spread. The other guy lubes up my ass and slides in first one finger, then two, then I feel the warm head of his thick cock pushing into my ass! I want to make him stop, but my mouth is full of balls and besides - I know he is much stronger than I am. I decide to relax and enjoy it. Slowly but relentlessly he pushes his cock into my ass. I try to relax but it's too big! It hurts! But finally his huge cock is all the way in. I feel his big balls pressed against my ass. He grabs my hips and starts fucking me, slowly at first, then faster and harder.
He slaps my ass very hard, repeatedly. He says things like: "TAKE it, bitch!" and "How do you like my big COCK up your bitch ASS, boy?!" I keep sucking balls and smelling ass. Finally I'm so aroused I can't help touching myself.
After a long time of this, my wife's pace slows; I can tell she's about to cum hard! At the same time, I feel the guy's balls tighten in my mouth and I know he's spurting his cum into my wife. They both cry out in ecstasy. The guy fucking me also slows down, slides his cock all the way up my ass and holds it there. I feel his warm thick cum spurting hard into my ass! At that moment, my wife, still bottomed out on the big cock cumming inside her, lets out a HUGE hissing fart right into my nose! It smells strongly of sulfur and burns my nose and all the way into my lungs! Realizing what she's done, she laughs loudly, which bounces her ass cheeks on the cheeks of my face and rubs her asshole all over my nose. I can't hold it any longer. The guy fucking me notices this and orders me to catch my cum in my hand. Of course I obey. When I finish cumming, my hand is overflowing. He orders me to eat it! Reluctantly, I comply. Then the guy who came inside my wife orders me to roll over and for my wife to squat over my face. He makes me eat his cum out of her pussy!
They tie us to a tree in such a way that my wife is sitting on my face. They take our clothes and our packs and leave us there in the dark...
For a while, we stay ahead of our pursuers, but we make a wrong turn and end up cornered at the base of a cliff. We find ourselves face to face with two large, very fit blond men in jeans and t-shirts. They look mean. Without producing any weapons, they order us to kneel and we obey. They both unzip their pants and pull out large cocks. We have no choice but to suck! Out of the corner of my eye, I see my wife being forced to deepthroat and she also glances over at me. I feel humiliated and helpless.
After a long session of sucking, our captors take off the rest of their clothes and order us to strip, too. One of them lies down on the ground and orders my wife to climb on his huge dick. After she complies, he orders me to suck his big balls. His balls are too big; at first I can only suck one at a time, but at last I manage to suck both. My mouth is stretched and I can only describe the smell and taste as "superior." My wife's ass bounces up and down right and front of me. She is obviously enjoying herself! Every time she bottoms out on his cock, her asshole is right in front of my nose!
As I suck balls and smell my wife's fragrant asshole, I feel my own ass cheeks being spread. The other guy lubes up my ass and slides in first one finger, then two, then I feel the warm head of his thick cock pushing into my ass! I want to make him stop, but my mouth is full of balls and besides - I know he is much stronger than I am. I decide to relax and enjoy it. Slowly but relentlessly he pushes his cock into my ass. I try to relax but it's too big! It hurts! But finally his huge cock is all the way in. I feel his big balls pressed against my ass. He grabs my hips and starts fucking me, slowly at first, then faster and harder.
He slaps my ass very hard, repeatedly. He says things like: "TAKE it, bitch!" and "How do you like my big COCK up your bitch ASS, boy?!" I keep sucking balls and smelling ass. Finally I'm so aroused I can't help touching myself.
After a long time of this, my wife's pace slows; I can tell she's about to cum hard! At the same time, I feel the guy's balls tighten in my mouth and I know he's spurting his cum into my wife. They both cry out in ecstasy. The guy fucking me also slows down, slides his cock all the way up my ass and holds it there. I feel his warm thick cum spurting hard into my ass! At that moment, my wife, still bottomed out on the big cock cumming inside her, lets out a HUGE hissing fart right into my nose! It smells strongly of sulfur and burns my nose and all the way into my lungs! Realizing what she's done, she laughs loudly, which bounces her ass cheeks on the cheeks of my face and rubs her asshole all over my nose. I can't hold it any longer. The guy fucking me notices this and orders me to catch my cum in my hand. Of course I obey. When I finish cumming, my hand is overflowing. He orders me to eat it! Reluctantly, I comply. Then the guy who came inside my wife orders me to roll over and for my wife to squat over my face. He makes me eat his cum out of her pussy!
They tie us to a tree in such a way that my wife is sitting on my face. They take our clothes and our packs and leave us there in the dark...
Saturday, August 8, 2009
From the early early morning to the early early night
My wife's a morning person; I'm a night owl. She gets up around 6 am, goes to bed around 10 pm. I get up at 9 am and sleep at 1 am.
This creates problems with our sex life. But thanks to my wife, it hasn't been a problem lately. I don't mind getting up at 9:30 instead of 9 and my wife doesn't mind coming back to bed for a few minutes at 7 or so.
Even if she's not in the mood for sex at all, she enjoys having her ass kissed, licked, sucked and generally worshiped. I can usually tell when she's in that mood. I'll whisper in her ear, "what would you like?" and she'll answer, sometimes wordlessly by turning away from me and pulling down her panties, pointing her bare ass at me. Other times she'll say "it's been too long since you kissed my ass" or "why don't you KISS... my... ASS... bitch!" or just "kiss my ass".
I kiss the back of her neck and down her back, then all over her ass before sticking my face up her butt crack. The smell of her ass always makes me want to cum. I put my dick between her feet or else fuck the slave tube. Often, she'll squeeze my balls with her feet or give my balls little kicks. Sometimes I just smell her asshole and plant kisses on her ass cheeks, ass crack and asshole; other times I lick her ass crack and asshole as clean as I can, and/or suck on her asshole. It's fairly rare, but sometimes she farts in my nose. Hardly ever (I only remember once) my mouth. 99% of the time I cum within seconds after she farts. If I'm taking longer than she likes, she rolls over onto my face and face bounces or grinds my face with her full weight (135 lbs or so). That also makes me cum pretty much instantly. I think the longest it ever took me to cum from kissing her ass this way was 10 minutes.
If she has gotten in the mood during this (about 1/3 times), she will roll over onto her back and pull on my ear or my hair and I'll know she wants me to lick her pussy. I always keep licking until she pulls on my head again, signaling she's had enough. Usually then, I'll keep going a little longer, until she asks me again to stop. She always cums, usually 3 or 4 times. Sometimes we get "a big one" or three, but sometimes it's just little ones.
It's a great way to start the day!
This creates problems with our sex life. But thanks to my wife, it hasn't been a problem lately. I don't mind getting up at 9:30 instead of 9 and my wife doesn't mind coming back to bed for a few minutes at 7 or so.
Even if she's not in the mood for sex at all, she enjoys having her ass kissed, licked, sucked and generally worshiped. I can usually tell when she's in that mood. I'll whisper in her ear, "what would you like?" and she'll answer, sometimes wordlessly by turning away from me and pulling down her panties, pointing her bare ass at me. Other times she'll say "it's been too long since you kissed my ass" or "why don't you KISS... my... ASS... bitch!" or just "kiss my ass".
I kiss the back of her neck and down her back, then all over her ass before sticking my face up her butt crack. The smell of her ass always makes me want to cum. I put my dick between her feet or else fuck the slave tube. Often, she'll squeeze my balls with her feet or give my balls little kicks. Sometimes I just smell her asshole and plant kisses on her ass cheeks, ass crack and asshole; other times I lick her ass crack and asshole as clean as I can, and/or suck on her asshole. It's fairly rare, but sometimes she farts in my nose. Hardly ever (I only remember once) my mouth. 99% of the time I cum within seconds after she farts. If I'm taking longer than she likes, she rolls over onto my face and face bounces or grinds my face with her full weight (135 lbs or so). That also makes me cum pretty much instantly. I think the longest it ever took me to cum from kissing her ass this way was 10 minutes.
If she has gotten in the mood during this (about 1/3 times), she will roll over onto her back and pull on my ear or my hair and I'll know she wants me to lick her pussy. I always keep licking until she pulls on my head again, signaling she's had enough. Usually then, I'll keep going a little longer, until she asks me again to stop. She always cums, usually 3 or 4 times. Sometimes we get "a big one" or three, but sometimes it's just little ones.
It's a great way to start the day!
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